🎮🆚🎮

‘cause absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

[valtsv]

you ever depression nap for too long and wake up feeling like a giant salamander

[valtsv]

like this

[daintybabydoll]

[playervsplayer]

if there isnt a word for that then im calling dibs on onomaesthesia and anytime someone uses this new term they have to credit me. apa preferred, mla begrudgingly accepted

[playervsplayer]

is there a word for when somebody addresses you by name after a pretty long period of nobody saying your name to you and you get all squinty cause youre like “who the fuck is- oh my god. thats me. im a person.”

[playervsplayer]

2019 is the year i renounce smart phones and get myself one of these bad boys

[iheartlucifer-deactivated201409]

[why-i-love-comics]

Spider-Man/Deadpool #46 (2019)

written by Robbie Thompson art by Matt Horak & Brian Reber

[playervsplayer]

every day i think about the fact that i missed the myspace era because i spent ALL of my unsupervised internet time watching lyric videos to songs that i already knew the lyrics for

every day it haunts me

[brokenvein-deactivated20190812]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight

[r0slyakova]

[mjalti]

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

[204-moved-deactivated20201117]

tumblr should have an @everyone feature like discord and it notifies every user on the website. why, you ask? chaos

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[sixthrock]

is your dad a tragic 19th century French author

[long-ago-1234567890]

why do ppl nut over random het celebs like ariana making gaybaity mvs when billie joe armstrong has been out as bisexual since 1995 and actually has good music

[playervsplayer]

me: :’(

[downwithneocolonialism]

O7

[pissvortex]

thank you for your service mcdonalds drive through employee o7