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@playitreal
i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc
this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy
people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn't work like that
To misquote a Terry Pratchett book:
-"Just because I know how it works doesn't make it any less of a miracle"
You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.
Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?
surgeons before they put you under anesthetic
hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.
the night sky has sparkles on it
the creatures live in the grass.
the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
Literally what happened to the mini games and the behind the scenes and the cast interviews and the audio commentaries
Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.
just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3
these were grown women in their late 30's-early 40's btw. never let aging make you lose your whimsy (or your turkey calls)
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
thats not the word I meant to use
None of these words are in the bible.
au contraire, mon ami
dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.
i’m sorry cock is in the bible?
Matthew 26:34 KJV
Jesus said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, That this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice.
huh i didn’t know edging was in the bible either
Of course it is, they've been waiting over two thousand years for the second coming
god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything
holy shit bronze age pro sheep bone gamer girl
this is hilarious but also im gonna cry like this teenage gamer died and they buried her with her high score. no one took back the pot or divided it up because no one would play against her again. her family and friends buried her with her wins. im crying
🎶 there is power in a union 🎶
put up a statue of this woman actually
is she my role model or am i in love
its always "unions are good" until the women get unionized 😔
all the 9 to 5ers scrolling through tumblr at 7am like we're reading the morning paper. raising our coffee cups in greeting by reblogging each others posts.
this is the most evil post on this website im not fucking kidding
hey men with long hair. this is your sign to cut it. But only an inch or two to get rid of the split ends for maintenance so it can stay long without issue. you look so much hotter with it long trust me.
when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad
though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents
My mom is Deaf so when I was like 5 I plugged all the drains in the bathroom with towels & toilet paper and turned the bathtub and sink on full blast before we went out to go shopping cause I knew she wouldn’t hear it and I flooded the entire house for no reason
ok that is some nasty shit i can’t even believe the amount of damage that would’ve done 😭