[carrotchipper]

There was an alien festival this weekend.

[officialfist]

Happy birthday to my favorite comic in the world

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

big fan of love, being in love and making others feel loved

[bitchycode]

roses are red, i’m going to bed

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[sweettoothinsomniac]

Okay so I have never watched a Shane Dawson video ever so I don’t know if I like him or not, but I’ve seen his face on the internet and his features really reminded me that of rumplestiltskin on the last Shrek.

[catastrofe]

[azzandra]

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

[petite-guignol]

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

[princessstrife-deactivated20160]

how to be my friend on tumblr

1. literally just fucking talk to me

2. thats it

[tomclancysfan]

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

remember that catfish episode where she catfished her cousin bc he called her a fat ass kelly price 3 years ago

[thotbrey]

[moomootootoob-deactivated202311]

You know what else she did, she bloody did a horror movie plot twist, where she called the show to investigate whomever was cat fishing her cousin, so basically everyone that they were investigating to the cat fish was a red herring by her, leading to the climax of the episode where it was revealed that she was the one cat fishing him lol

[valteuil-deactivated20160725]

Gone Girl (2014), David Fincher

[kindlles]

[catchymemes]

[berylb33]

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[knitforbrains]

Fuck people like this. Don’t undercharge.

[striderofthen0rth]

Assholes like this drive me insane.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

This is disgusting.

[teacakes]

babe, your behavior was...,. not iconic! we have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

[theocseason4]

Lets go bitches

[loveazepam]

Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies

[originaldumbbaby]

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

[askcosplaysenpai]

This picture has a stroller for their dog

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

[treetopblueberries]

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

[survivablyso]

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

[thediscossessed]

this pictured asked to touch my hair

[spiroandthelacktones]

This picture just called the homeowners association on me

[riverwindphotography]

[isawatree]

[bbblackcats]