john | devotee

21 . evil queer . i love cremation and i think jacques snicket is a werewolf .

[pleasedontembalmme]

🔥 INTRO 🔥

john/devotee, 21, my gender is beyond this world, professional firestarter, married to my gay husband. i really like arcanaloth.

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i wear many hats, including but not limited to thespian, crematory worker, count olaf understander, writer, yiddish lover, editor, and overall strange and troubled individual. i have a degree in mortuary science and i'm working on my second one. i don't really like the sensation of hats on my head.

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this is my personal blog and there is no rhyme or reason to anything i post here. this is my house.

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interests you may see here include ASOUE, various musicals, old hollywood, mortuary science, tangled, and my own emotions. i also love depeche mode. a lot.

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i also enjoy rp via discord and am happy to hear inquiries in my dms (no minors, please). currently focused on ASOUE with main muses being olaf, jacques, and lemony but open to others. open to wide variety of ships or writing as siblings, friends, etc. generally semi lit but flexible, "happy medium."

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for my ASOUE content, see @wrongitsablog

[0elbereth]

𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚍𝚎 - 𝚋𝚎𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚜 (𝟷𝟿𝟾𝟽)

[pleasedontembalmme]

i don't know how to make edits which is a shame because i really need to create the following ideas i have in my head

- subway by chappell roan with lemony and beatrice

- i am the one (reprise) from next to normal with violet and olaf

- a general VFD edit to comfort eagle by cake !!!!!!

- more olaf/jacques bullshit to literally anything

- ghosts again by depeche mode with all of the dead people (that we like)

send help

[pleasedontembalmme]

oh how the tables have since turned

(vinylclub on tiktok)

[danielement]

[pleasedontembalmme]

being myself feels so safe.

[dyke-dyke-goose]

“leave me alone.” [analog] collage. 2025. created by me.

leave me alone , an art print by dyke-dyke-goose

This is a gallery-quality giclée art print on 100% cotton rag archival paper, printed with archival inks.

[pleasedontembalmme]

if you're going to tell me i'm not what i say i am and then send me some fuckass google doc "manifesto" to try to prove it, i'm blocking you lmao u don't even know me

how people can call themselves queer and then have such a limited nonexpansive understanding of queerness is beyond me. you don't get to define me.

my IDENTITY is not a performance. and certainly not a performance i'd put on for a stranger.

[lusciousapparatus]

sometimes I get self conscious over the fact that as a 20 year old man I look like I'm 14, but then I remember Dave had the exact same issue and did infact stop looking perpetually 14 eventually

[deeabllo]

[pleasedontembalmme]

trying to explain to my cis hetero brother that butch is an identity not a fashion style is taking years off my life

[helenvaughans]

[pleasedontembalmme]

this is the only movie to exist ever

[wrongitsablog]

- Lemony Snicket

[thestarlight3]

Trini Alvarado as Meg March & Eric Stoltz as John Brooke

Little Women (1994) Dir: Gillian Armstrong

[pleasedontembalmme]

my heart is so pure that this is butchfemme to me.

[pleasedontembalmme]

yeah i'm lgbt. lesbian gay bisexual transgender. mind your business.

[pleasedontembalmme]

evil lesbian judy haynes moodboard

[pleasedontembalmme]

reminder this exists and she is me

[pleasedontembalmme]

the fact that i can't wear heels in the graveyard is a travesty bc i always want to wear heels w my suits 😔

[pleasedontembalmme]

"um he has lipstick on his collar" yes he KNOWS i put it there on PURPOSE