[chilewithcarnage]

[ryebreadgf]

[girlbloke]

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

[unsentimentaltranslator]

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

[girlbloke]

period i am against that for sure

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[chick-it-out]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[maykitz]

mfs be like i live like a prisoner of war and i'm fine

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[tuckyourshirt]

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

[filthburger]

[clowndensation]

he has 2 electrons... who? the boy reading this...

[shocked--kwarrtz]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[mousenemy]

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[junk-thunder]

tumblr user voice: haha hey check out this cool whistle i found, i don't hear any sound coming out of it but i'm gonna keep blowing on it anyways :)

[junk-thunder]

tumblr user voice: ugh i can't believe i have to say this again but dogs dni!!!

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[dogpuppy]