I Have Lived A Thousand Lives

Hello Sweetie. 24. Recent Graduate. Relatively Important.

[tom-nippleston]

[hueylaforet]

[2ndltcuckass]

[trans]

Taking my short boyfriend out but keeping an eye on him so that the hawks don’t get to him whilst I’m not looking.

[trans]

Umm...he’s gone...

[wonderfullyvillainous-deactivat]

Every song should start with “It’s Britney, Bitch”

[notemily]

[c6h14nightmares]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

same

[discountliquor]

[orchidbreezefc]

its that time of year

[theconcealedweapon]

[depsidase]

[attackhimbo]

[bookpillows]

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

[transarsonist]

Au contraire! You can absolutely get famous here

It is however, explicitly a bad thing.

[23y]

i love my mom i jus t adore her so much i LOVE HER shes my whole life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[romcommunist]

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

[muppetmolly]

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

[memeclassheroes]

[owlmylove]

hot new adhd hack: can’t start a task? go start another task, wait till it gets too difficult, and gratefully bail for the first project

[owlmylove]

update: forgot my brain could just decide to give up on both

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[cumonthevoid]

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[halovoid]

this is the BEST video on the entire internet. i’ve seen this hundreds of times over half a decade and it’s THE BEST.