Hii Nice To Meet Ya’ll, My Names Happy!!

PLEEASE SEND ME A HEADCANON REQUEST!!! I go by she/her, they/them, clown/clowns, and star/stars pronouns. . Im a PLEASURE to have around. 20.

[pleasesirmayipleasehavebeanssir]

Accepting requests now!!!

Not a lot of rules besides:

•norhing GROSS (no scat, watersports pedophilia, etc. gore is fine. I was asked to write a piss fic once. So clearly I have to put this down here. Still bothered.)

•be NICE TO ME

•willing to write plus size reader!

•willing to do NSFW content

Also doing Matchups! Just gimme a fandom, your personality and hobbies, ramble about whatever you think is relevant to you as a person and I’ll pair you with someone!!

My fandoms and characters I will write for are:

• Baldur’s Gate 3 (Wyll, Astarion, Gale, Karlach. Planning on writing other characters but currently only comfortable with my ability in writing these 4!)

•Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader (Heinrix, Abelard, Argenta, Idira, Marazhai, Yrliet, Cassia, Ulfar.)

•Mass Effect (trilogy AND Andromeda) (Any god damn character genuinely)

•Starfield (any romanceable character except for Sarah for NOW, I don't have a great handle on her character yet, I'm gonna replay her romance and then she'll be requestable)

•Dragon age Origins, DA2, Inquisition, Veilguard

•Modded Skyrim Followers (Kaidan, Inigo, Auri, Remiel, Val Serano, Gore, Ashe, Bjorn)

[pocketss]

a sluge 😔

[pocketss]

healthcare professional 🫡

[movementnudge]

Movement nudge!

X

• 10 sit-to-stands

• 10 wall push-ups

• 30 seconds of wall planks

• 60 seconds of low-impact jacks

• 60 seconds of standing twists

…and repeated that 3 rounds

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[adultlikers]

[porksweats]

e me a mail

[fortooate]

make the attachment a pic of a snail

[jumpingjacktrash]

give me two gifs

of critters in clover

[nuclearcarrots]

then photoshop them on the CLIIIIIIIFFS OF DOVER

[laurasinele]

I still reference this post today. And yes, when I say I reference it I mean I sing it.

[evilvillain123456789]

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

[thesexiestselkie]

[save-child-ronza]

OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD...

I don't want to lose her, please don't let my sister slip away from me!

[save-child-ronza]

Hello everyone, it's me, Zeina. I'm back again.

I have lost everything... I lost the donation account set up for her treatment, and I lost my Tumblr accounts that brought together all her supporters and our friends. Oh God, I don’t want to lose her after all this pain.

[save-child-ronza]

She's fighting severe anemia and acute malnutrition right now, We can't afford the cost of her treatment, and the occupation has destroyed medicine warehouses and is preventing medical supplies from entering through the crossings. I stand beside her bed completely helpless, watching her grow weaker and fade away before my eyes every passing minute.

[save-child-ronza]

I am begging you... I am a child in Gaza, watching my sister die before my eyes, unable to stop it. Donate now and help me save her life before it's too late. Share her story and help us reach the new GoFundMe account to support her. Please... please don't leave Ronza to suffer alone.

[pcktknife]

Zeina has a new account and gfm! Please donate, share, and follow to support her sister and family!

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[thesituation]

it’s so funny tht on here i’m like, mostly a normie while irl i’m consistently the weirdest person in the room at almost any given time. i’m like between two worlds., too normal for online but too weird for real life… i’m like junkrat from riverdale i don’t fit in

[thesituation]

jughead

[merysujka]

how it feels to liveblog a walk or an errand

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Hey. Heyhey. Do me a favor real quick.

If you don't already know you have issues doing so, squat down real quick. Bend your knees all the way and touch the floor. Just make sure you can do it. Okay? For me? And then stand up all the way and make sure you can balance on one foot.

Like. You don't need to blow it into some huge thing. Just. Make sure all your bits and peices still work the way you think they do.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Can you turn your head to look behind you without twisting your shoulders? What about standing on your toes? If you sit down on the floor can you get back up without using your hands?

If there was ever a tumblr post worth sending to your mom, it's this one.

Just saying, bodies are a use it or lose it kinda thing.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

okay so every time I see this post crop back up in queues and notifications I end up thinking about it. Because I made the post and even I'm still doing the thing where I read the post about maintaining range of motion in my delicate meatsuit and I nod and hmm and think yeah that's a good idea and then dont move from where I'm curled up shrimp style staring at the nightmare rectangle.

So like. Thinking real hard about moving doesn't count as moving. Major bummer. Anyways. Joints.

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[psycorax]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[millenniallust4death]

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.