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when i say i fucking WHEEZED

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ashton’s face when Wildflower played at half-speed
when i say i fucking WHEEZED
Calum: this song is about abundance
Luke and Ashton:
Can you believe sir Calum Thomas Hood has everyone, including James Cordon, wrapped around his fucking finger
I’ve been absent from this website for like a year and nothing has changed. calum hood still owns my ass and he doesn’t even know it
when 5sos said, "when I take a look at my life, and all of my crimes, you're the only thing that I think I got right", they really wrote one of the most devastatingly beautiful lyrics of all time
I hate when people say “why didn’t Luke let the others sing more on the album :(” like he stood with a bat in front of the mic in the studio refusing to let anyone else in to sing
i’ll be the first to admit I love calum in all shapes and forms, but damn curly haired cal just hits different
5SOS things to remember from this decade:
Luke's obsession with penguins
"Michael, you are YeLLinG."
"It's a volcano! Ah ah ah ah!"
"Oh, that's great! I'd love to sleep with you! Oh no, that sounds bad."
The tour vlogs
"Okay, thank you."
"Oh it’s blood… I mean EW BLOOD"
"Quiff it BABY! Ow!"
"Stop being a baby. Your hair is unquiffable"
"UNQUIFFABLE Ah! *flinches at hairspray*"
"Tadpoles are baby mosquitoes aren’t they?"
"It’s a COW luke!"
"So you go down this cliff." "I go down this cliff."
"I’m sorry, I didn’t invite you to this BBQ so why are you all up in my grill?"
Malum with the megaphones
"I’ll kill you with your own lemon tree."
"What’s a mattababy?"
"Fake betch"
The keeks
"Roberto"
Ketchup, the dog
"Sell the kids for food."
"iT sOUndS a BiT LoUd fOr An aCOusTiC seT, CaLum."
"You giant don't stop."
"_______, let's fucking dance!"
All of them dressed as 80s "sexy" rockstars for Halloween
Calum's pink glittery G-string
"Ashton, my best friend..."
The video where they dressed as retirees
"Let's play titanic. You'll be iceberg and I'll go down."
Their emo hairstyles
"Pretend I'm a girl!"
Ashton's Shaggy hair
"Valntyne"
Them calling Ashton the "dad" of the band
"I'm Calum Hood, I play BASS."
The Cocktail Chats
"Why can't we choose em'?" and "mA hEArt!"
Calum's pink "X" bass
"tHe TrUTh"
Them playing 5 Second Rule with Ellen
"I wanna be a jedi!" "You'll never be a jedi, you're an idiot."
Their obsession with Will Smith
"What kind of dog do you have?" "He has a fat one."
Smash, Mike-Ro-Wave, Dr. Fluke and Cal-Pal
Mint Michael
"I'm Michael, i-i play the triangle."
"Press my cheek against the glass... Glass? Gloss? I don't know who I am."
Luke's constant identity crisis
"Oh my God I just seen Calum's penis."
Ashton in oversized sweaters
"dO My bALLs!"
"I wear heels bigger than your dick."
Ashton's red hair
"iT's A ChOcoLAte miLK PaRTy!"
Calum buying a role of fabric to use as a blanket
"ALrigHT, LoS aNGeLes!!!"
Ashton's Late Late Show tattoo
"This one looks like it's gonna piss me off"
"You nasty, you little nasty!"
That Rolling Stone cover
"We are 5 Seconds of Summer. Summer? SummAh?"
"Fuck you, guys! I'm leaving too!"
"Heyyy, don't swear!"
"I do what I want! I'm punk rock!"
"No, you're not... yOU hAvE piNK HaiRrR."
"Because I like cheesesteaks"
Luke's lip ring
"You had me wrapped around your fucking finger."
Calum's curls
"I am often the hype man on stage, much like Lil Wayne."
Youngblood Era Ashton
"We like polka dots!"
"We like white shirts and leather jackets!"
"Hey man, go fuck yourself."
Luke's quiff
"Twist, bro!" "I'm twisting, mate!"
Calum's blonde streak hair
"We're having fun!"
Michael's red hair
"Is that you? "No, he's awful"
"Fuck me at a quarter to three"
500 Years of Winter - Pizza Song
"DoN't GEt bEtwEEn mE anD mY tEQuila!"
Bandana era Ashton
"I don't know who I am."
Luke in plaid shirts
"You guys are such cunts today."
All of them in black ripped skinny jeans
"I don't like people, I'm not a people person."
"These are my parents." "What happened to them?"
The Buzzfeed video where they read thirsty tweets
"You wanna know where it is? It's at your mom's house."
Their cover of I Miss You
"bUt iS iT baLSamic?"
"Pure fuego."
"It's like you don't even know me sometimes."
Ashton not drinking the pig blood
"Michael, wHat DiD sHe sAy???" and all of Michael's answers to it
"Youngbleh, sayuami, sayuami, out yolaif."
Calum's "Empathy" hoodie
Ashton in glasses
"ThE BoDaCiOUs, tHe CAaaLUm hOOd!"
Literally all of MYT Live
"That's cRaZY."
Their cover of American Idiot
Their tank tops
"Is that marijuana?"
Ashton drinking from that boot
if anyone forgot how much of a banger english love affair was here’s your reminder and don’t forget it again you dumbass
I’m a simple person: I hear a groovy bass line, I listen to the song 2359521706437821 times
me singing the main vocals, harmonies and guitar parts while air drumming
calum: physically shackled to a brick
michael: forced to climb an endless ladder
ashton: trapped in a tunnel where he can barely stand upright
luke: confused
me the moment i hear calum start singing babylon
Ashton is out here living his best life and grabbing ass and I support it
Remember when:
-Ashton had a bald spot
-tadpoles were baby turtles
-Michael had a new hair color every other month
-Luke had a quiff and a lip ring
-Calum from youtube
-Ashton’s bandanas
-the foot thing Luke did
-ketchup the dog
-you don’t make friends with salad
-PuUuUberty
-Daniel the lion
-livestreams
-the 5 tally marks
-when they all had a fringe
-the keeks
-lukeisapenguin
-Michael lost his passport
-Michael was in a mastercard commercial because of it
-Hi or Hey
-chocolate milk party
-luke was a bread stick
-you suck
-Wamnesia
-Niall was the 5th member of 5sos
-It’s a cow Luke
These moments like to hit me in the face out of nowhere
I love Ashton but that dude seems like he’d sarcastically roast the fuck out of me and I’m not sure if I’d laugh or cry.