watermelon soup

:3 \_(„•w•„)_/ <3

[watermelon--soup]

INTRO POST

hello

please call me Ezekiel or Clover

dni if: racist, sexist, queerphobic, NSFW, proshipper, etc

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[no-one-offical]

BANKRUPTCY! BANKRUPTCY! BANKRUPTCY!

[genderqueer-offical]

Here is my dinner from a few days ago

ooo fireee! now i want to eat >:(

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[the-dragonian]

I am genuinely struggling to figure out what's on your plate. I can tell its some sort of bread, and like sausages or sticks of Jerry. Then what lookes like a fried egg wrapped around a piece of pineapple or potato, then above that it looks like a deleted and beheaded bird, with he feathers still on it. But I'm fairly certain I'm wrong about a lot of it.

[genderqueer-offical]

fried egg?? it looks more like somethin with scales tbh. im pretty sure that and the "beheaded bird" is the same thing: fish

[astralfmboi]

no, no, its raw fish wrapped around pickles

Its delicious...genuinly

[genderqueer-offical]

i LOVE pickles. so freaking much. you can confirm with -> @watermelon--soup.

i've been craving pickles so badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

i also love fish. and bread. so uhm. i MIGHT steal your plate.

[watermelon--soup]

can confirm this guy gets pickles during lunch at least twice a week (always when offered i think)

[wulfbones]

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

[genderqueer-offical]

anyone with a special interest in vampires/werewolves?

i neeeeeddd to know more. especially vampires. like... scientifically, how does that even work? i have so many questions. more than this, too, actually.

how does drinking blood work? when they sink their fangs into flesh, does the blood go into a separate organ that sends it into their bloodstream to keep them alive? does it go into their stomach? if it goes into their stomach, how is that even beneficial?

how much blood do they need logically? do they drain someone fully of their blood in order to function? how often do they drink? three meals a day, or once in a century? i would guess they need blood to function because it sends oxygen to muscles n' crap, right? or do they not work off oxygen?

do vampires breathe? if they breathe, where does the oxygen go? is that why they drink blood? because they need a place to store oxygen? also, doesn't that mean they would have to drink an atrocious amount of blood to keep everything pumping?

do they have hearts? does the blood they drink go to their hearts? does their heart pump the blood? when they drink blood, can their heart just keep pumping the same blood over and over again? if so, why do they need to drink more?

how does a bite "turn" someone? is it something in their saliva? is it a disease that kills the human? how does this "bite" kill the human, yet keep them alive at the same time? is it some parasitic situation?

if it is a parasitic situation, are vampires stupid? do they not act on their brains, and only on instinct?

how did the first vampire come to be???

WHY DO THEY BURN IN THE SUN???? what's up with the crosses and holy water burning them??? why can't you see them in mirrors??? what's up with fricking GARLIC????

and basically same questions for werewolves but... yk, werewolves.

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[watermelon--soup]

oo i actually think i know a few things about vampires and how i imagine stuff would work but dont trust me alr

1. i imagine they have like holes in their canines that lead directly to their hearts (as that is why they need blood, they are dead and theyre hearts dont pump) or other organs that would need the blood like how you said

2. maybe they move slower like frogs in the winter when they freeze themselves and so then more active vamps need more blood (quite easy to get from cults and such, which would also make more sense for them to own/lead/control if theyre more active) and less active vamps need less blood as they slow their heart rates down. and also i think getting rid of one liter of blood per person at a time doesnt have any/many negative repurcusions on the person as long as they get time to regain blood so they can take like one liter at a time probabbly and also animals have blood to so probably they can just survive off like sheep or smth

3. in some vampire fiction they breathe in some they dont i believe. i think they should because what else would they need the blood for but, once agian, they frog freeze and dont breathe as much even when more active. they wouldnt drink blood to store the oxygen so much as breathe and drink blood to keep organs running

4. i think they have hearts but bro you need to pay attention in science you cant use dirty dirty blood right so once its cycled through and filled with waste... i dont actually know what happens after that in any animal nvm next question

5. ooo this one is interesting because i think about it all the time and have no idea! do they decide when to turn people and when to not? how? if they do get turned do they just like... lose all their blood? which then if you get killed by a vamp is that how you become one? you die and something about them and bleeding to death turns you? does it have to be bleeding to death? if you once gave blood to a vamp (via skin not like blood donations but they give it all to vamps) and die of like cancer do you become a vampire? what about vampire minions? if those are what you become then how do vampires come about? etc.

skipping 6&7 bc like idk and kinda js asked those

8. so im pretty sure the "first vampire" was just a like rich guy who had really pale skin and was alergic to garlic but wasbt actually a vampire obvi he was just inbred probabbly so thats the sun and garlic, holy water/crosses/crucifixes is probabbly bc they were seen as unholy abominations when folklore really picked them up and a lot of the people who wrote history are/were christian, MIRRORS IS THE ONE I ACTUALLY KNOW!!! ok so vampires are like unaffected or affected ig depending on how you look at it by silver and mirrors ymused to be backed by silver but now that they mostly arent i think (at least in phones it should be like this) you should be able to see them!!!

hope that helps a bit and im probably horably wrong on most of these

[genderqueer-offical]

676767676767676767767676776676767767!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[watermelon--soup]

fucking die

[watermelon--soup]

THERES A GUY IN JJK THAT HAS SQUIDDOS LAW??? WHAT????

[genderqueer-offical]

nothing like staying up late at night, darkness shrouding you as you ignore all your friend's texts, listening to horribly sad music and crying to your own imagination.

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[watermelon--soup]

well i was TRYING to but SOMEONE told me to go to bed >:(

[genderqueer-offical]

anyone with a special interest in vampires/werewolves?

i neeeeeddd to know more. especially vampires. like... scientifically, how does that even work? i have so many questions. more than this, too, actually.

how does drinking blood work? when they sink their fangs into flesh, does the blood go into a separate organ that sends it into their bloodstream to keep them alive? does it go into their stomach? if it goes into their stomach, how is that even beneficial?

how much blood do they need logically? do they drain someone fully of their blood in order to function? how often do they drink? three meals a day, or once in a century? i would guess they need blood to function because it sends oxygen to muscles n' crap, right? or do they not work off oxygen?

do vampires breathe? if they breathe, where does the oxygen go? is that why they drink blood? because they need a place to store oxygen? also, doesn't that mean they would have to drink an atrocious amount of blood to keep everything pumping?

do they have hearts? does the blood they drink go to their hearts? does their heart pump the blood? when they drink blood, can their heart just keep pumping the same blood over and over again? if so, why do they need to drink more?

how does a bite "turn" someone? is it something in their saliva? is it a disease that kills the human? how does this "bite" kill the human, yet keep them alive at the same time? is it some parasitic situation?

if it is a parasitic situation, are vampires stupid? do they not act on their brains, and only on instinct?

how did the first vampire come to be???

WHY DO THEY BURN IN THE SUN???? what's up with the crosses and holy water burning them??? why can't you see them in mirrors??? what's up with fricking GARLIC????

and basically same questions for werewolves but... yk, werewolves.

////

[watermelon--soup]

oo i actually think i know a few things about vampires and how i imagine stuff would work but dont trust me alr

1. i imagine they have like holes in their canines that lead directly to their hearts (as that is why they need blood, they are dead and theyre hearts dont pump) or other organs that would need the blood like how you said

2. maybe they move slower like frogs in the winter when they freeze themselves and so then more active vamps need more blood (quite easy to get from cults and such, which would also make more sense for them to own/lead/control if theyre more active) and less active vamps need less blood as they slow their heart rates down. and also i think getting rid of one liter of blood per person at a time doesnt have any/many negative repurcusions on the person as long as they get time to regain blood so they can take like one liter at a time probabbly and also animals have blood to so probably they can just survive off like sheep or smth

3. in some vampire fiction they breathe in some they dont i believe. i think they should because what else would they need the blood for but, once agian, they frog freeze and dont breathe as much even when more active. they wouldnt drink blood to store the oxygen so much as breathe and drink blood to keep organs running

4. i think they have hearts but bro you need to pay attention in science you cant use dirty dirty blood right so once its cycled through and filled with waste... i dont actually know what happens after that in any animal nvm next question

5. ooo this one is interesting because i think about it all the time and have no idea! do they decide when to turn people and when to not? how? if they do get turned do they just like... lose all their blood? which then if you get killed by a vamp is that how you become one? you die and something about them and bleeding to death turns you? does it have to be bleeding to death? if you once gave blood to a vamp (via skin not like blood donations but they give it all to vamps) and die of like cancer do you become a vampire? what about vampire minions? if those are what you become then how do vampires come about? etc.

skipping 6&7 bc like idk and kinda js asked those

8. so im pretty sure the "first vampire" was just a like rich guy who had really pale skin and was alergic to garlic but wasbt actually a vampire obvi he was just inbred probabbly so thats the sun and garlic, holy water/crosses/crucifixes is probabbly bc they were seen as unholy abominations when folklore really picked them up and a lot of the people who wrote history are/were christian, MIRRORS IS THE ONE I ACTUALLY KNOW!!! ok so vampires are like unaffected or affected ig depending on how you look at it by silver and mirrors ymused to be backed by silver but now that they mostly arent i think (at least in phones it should be like this) you should be able to see them!!!

hope that helps a bit and im probably horably wrong on most of these

[genderqueer-offical]

so i was highkey happily thinking about the possible future of being completely comfortable in actually presenting as genderfluid... until i realized that at some point in my life, i'll have to face the dreaded bathroom problem.

WHEEEEEEEERREEEEE DOOO III PEEEEE????

i'm afab, which means it's much easier to pass as a woman to use the women's restroom. AND it'll probably be more comfortable for me as i've been using the woman's restroom for years.

however, if i am able to pass as a man/masc, do i use the men's restroom?? first off, that's terrifying. men. dicks out n' pissin in urinals? i don't want to see that. second, suddenly my chances of getting assaulted are BAM! WAY HIGH! especially if there are men in there that can tell that i'm not cis. that will probably lead to a lot of harassment. see, i'm good at self defense. i've got a pretty strong head on my shoulders, and i'm a blackbelt instructor as well as performer in taekwondo. if worst comes to worst, i should be able to get away. but do i really take that fucking risk???

ALSO. if i were to use the woman's restroom while "dressed like a man"? i'm boutta get my ass whooped. what should i do then, huh? "IM SORRY IM GENDERFLUID AND I SWEAR I HAVE A COOCH I JUST NEED TO SHIT BRO LET ME GOOOOO"

?????

what am i supposed to do in this situation. 'cause where i live, there are not many gender inclusive bathrooms. and i is NOT going to hold it in for hours on end. i'd rather die.

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[watermelon--soup]

idk how to do it but you tagged smth like "maybe if i had friends to escort me to the restroom or smth" i can help with womens restrooms if you wanna go in there but otherwise a lot of places now have gender nurtrals restrooms bc if they were built/updated after a certain year i think they have to so go to them and if your parents ask say the womens line was too long lol

[watermelon--soup]

how come ur awake go bak to bed

huh

when did you send this

also i woke up at like 6:30 instead of 6 and i have to do summer work and shower before i go to my class which i leave for at 12 so also why are you awake to ask hypocrite

[genderqueer-offical]

umm cause im an early bird duhh

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[watermelon--soup]

oh and i cant be

[genderqueer-offical]

holy fuck user change jumpscare

yeah you can't be

because knowing you...

you didn't get enough sleep.

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[watermelon--soup]

i got like at leadt 7.5 hrs dw >w<

[watermelon--soup]

how come ur awake go bak to bed

huh

when did you send this

also i woke up at like 6:30 instead of 6 and i have to do summer work and shower before i go to my class which i leave for at 12 so also why are you awake to ask hypocrite

[genderqueer-offical]

umm cause im an early bird duhh

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[watermelon--soup]

oh and i cant be

[genderqueer-offical]

holy fuck user change jumpscare

yeah you can't be

because knowing you...

you didn't get enough sleep.

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[watermelon--soup]

i got like at leadt 7.5 hrs dw >w<

[sharks-offical]

NEW TAG GAME CAUSE I CAN!!!!

Favourite sea animal: Blacktip reef shark

Last song listened to: Floods by deadcuts

Favourite flower: Forget-me-nots

@astronaut-offical @snails-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @ant131 @3rte + any1 who wants 2 join :D

[astronaut-offical]

Thanks for the tag!! ^^

Fav sea animal: This one is probably the hardest because I love so many sea animals, and it changes all the time. I'm just going to say anglerfish, maybe??

Last song: Pain by Three Days Grace

Favourite flower(s): Orchids and Forget Me Nots

Tags:

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @snail-offical @apocalyptic-endings @do-not-u-dare @darkness-offical @light-offical @constellations-offical @sandofficial @grapefruit-offical @nelly-rebellyyyyy @czanea-vecg @the-one-and-only-piper-offical + open :D

[grapefruit-offical]

Tyyy for the tag :>

Fav sea animal: there's a lot but im going to say sharks :)

last song i listened to: Military Fashion Show by And One

Favorite flowers: sunflowers!

Tagsss:

@coffee--spill @js-kota-ig77 @genderqueer-offical @skyan-official @definitely-ao3-offical @anonmous-offical @amnesia-offical @littleleague236475 @light-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @cleaning-spray-offical @bacone-official @niko-32 @watashiwagarydesu-offical @snail-offical @singapore-offical @27foxmoon @god-the-offical @thechildofstarz @null-the-void-monarch-offical @blue-offical @sw0ape4ter @do-not-u-dare + open tags!

[genderqueer-offical]

i haven't done a tag game in foreverrrrrrrr!!

favorite sea animal: lemon sharks or jellyfish~!

last song: those eyes by new west

favorite flower: jasmine flowers <33

mootiiesss vv -- tell me if yall don't want to be tagged/if this is annoying because the list is... growing...

@roxie-cozyspace @snail-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @neptuenery @days-without-ai-ads-offical @do-not-u-dare @a-machine-that-yearns-for-love @costco-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @chickfila-offical @sapphic-offical @7-eleven-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @bacone-official @gold-offical @coffee--spill

@macandcheese-offical @parentscomputer-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @somebeaver-offical @hekate-offical @pipis-official @teapotsoffcialyup @3scap3fr0mr3al1ty @gruz-mothers-official @choir-offical @unshipper-offical @charlie-kirk-official @fox-offical

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @pegz-and-rexy-offical @eraser-offical @overlord-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @international-electromatics @radioactive-bread-offical @singapore-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @gayness-offical @walmart-job-certificate-

offical @star-offical @sophisticated-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @penny-offical @james-offical @deductivelogico-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @recycle-official @toaster-waffle-offical @krow-offical @oppossum-offical @biwaterpup-official @evilest-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

@voice-actor-offical @nug-offical-deactiv @ultimatedreamer-official @h2o-official @trans-boy-thing-offical @god-the-offical @tin-cant-offical @lancer-coolguy @trans-trout-offical @perfection-official @watashiwagarydesu-offical @riley-misreads-offical @kyo-sohma-official

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical @existing-offical @yearning--offical @persistentpenguin333 @the-cyn-official @mini-birdy-offical @normal-offical @divorce-offical @worlds-biggest-simp-offical @outofcharacter-offical @10million-fireflies-official

i needta sort my mooties into people who actually do tag games and people who don't xD

[watermelon--soup]

fav sea animal: gotta be the dumbo octopus or sea bunnies man theyre so cute i will eat them

last song: brand new city by mitski it was just on a playlist that i didnt make but the beat is fire so

fav flower: sunflower probably maybe periwinkles as a close second

@lavendermoon48 @0rch1ddd + anyone :D

[lavendermoon48]

fav sea animal - sea bunnies!!! i even have a sea bunny plushie

last song - strangler fig by the crane wives

fav flower - lilys of the valley

open tags <33

[watermelon--soup]

how come ur awake go bak to bed

huh

when did you send this

also i woke up at like 6:30 instead of 6 and i have to do summer work and shower before i go to my class which i leave for at 12 so also why are you awake to ask hypocrite

[genderqueer-offical]

umm cause im an early bird duhh

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[watermelon--soup]

oh and i cant be

[watermelon--soup]

how come ur awake go bak to bed

huh

when did you send this

also i woke up at like 6:30 instead of 6 and i have to do summer work and shower before i go to my class which i leave for at 12 so also why are you awake to ask hypocrite

[sharks-offical]

NEW TAG GAME CAUSE I CAN!!!!

Favourite sea animal: Blacktip reef shark

Last song listened to: Floods by deadcuts

Favourite flower: Forget-me-nots

@astronaut-offical @snails-offical @the-scuba-diver-offical @ant131 @3rte + any1 who wants 2 join :D

[astronaut-offical]

Thanks for the tag!! ^^

Fav sea animal: This one is probably the hardest because I love so many sea animals, and it changes all the time. I'm just going to say anglerfish, maybe??

Last song: Pain by Three Days Grace

Favourite flower(s): Orchids and Forget Me Nots

Tags:

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @snail-offical @apocalyptic-endings @do-not-u-dare @darkness-offical @light-offical @constellations-offical @sandofficial @grapefruit-offical @nelly-rebellyyyyy @czanea-vecg @the-one-and-only-piper-offical + open :D

[grapefruit-offical]

Tyyy for the tag :>

Fav sea animal: there's a lot but im going to say sharks :)

last song i listened to: Military Fashion Show by And One

Favorite flowers: sunflowers!

Tagsss:

@coffee--spill @js-kota-ig77 @genderqueer-offical @skyan-official @definitely-ao3-offical @anonmous-offical @amnesia-offical @littleleague236475 @light-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @cleaning-spray-offical @bacone-official @niko-32 @watashiwagarydesu-offical @snail-offical @singapore-offical @27foxmoon @god-the-offical @thechildofstarz @null-the-void-monarch-offical @blue-offical @sw0ape4ter @do-not-u-dare + open tags!

[genderqueer-offical]

i haven't done a tag game in foreverrrrrrrr!!

favorite sea animal: lemon sharks or jellyfish~!

last song: those eyes by new west

favorite flower: jasmine flowers <33

mootiiesss vv -- tell me if yall don't want to be tagged/if this is annoying because the list is... growing...

@roxie-cozyspace @snail-offical @small-bottle-of-expired-milk @neptuenery @days-without-ai-ads-offical @do-not-u-dare @a-machine-that-yearns-for-love @costco-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @chickfila-offical @sapphic-offical @7-eleven-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @bacone-official @gold-offical @coffee--spill

@macandcheese-offical @parentscomputer-official @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @somebeaver-offical @hekate-offical @pipis-official @teapotsoffcialyup @3scap3fr0mr3al1ty @gruz-mothers-official @choir-offical @unshipper-offical @charlie-kirk-official @fox-offical

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @pegz-and-rexy-offical @eraser-offical @overlord-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @international-electromatics @radioactive-bread-offical @singapore-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @gayness-offical @walmart-job-certificate-

offical @star-offical @sophisticated-offical @thecatboyknight-offical @penny-offical @james-offical @deductivelogico-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @recycle-official @toaster-waffle-offical @krow-offical @oppossum-offical @biwaterpup-official @evilest-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

@voice-actor-offical @nug-offical-deactiv @ultimatedreamer-official @h2o-official @trans-boy-thing-offical @god-the-offical @tin-cant-offical @lancer-coolguy @trans-trout-offical @perfection-official @watashiwagarydesu-offical @riley-misreads-offical @kyo-sohma-official

@evil-evil-pukicho-offical @existing-offical @yearning--offical @persistentpenguin333 @the-cyn-official @mini-birdy-offical @normal-offical @divorce-offical @worlds-biggest-simp-offical @outofcharacter-offical @10million-fireflies-official

i needta sort my mooties into people who actually do tag games and people who don't xD

[watermelon--soup]

fav sea animal: gotta be the dumbo octopus or sea bunnies man theyre so cute i will eat them

last song: brand new city by mitski it was just on a playlist that i didnt make but the beat is fire so

fav flower: sunflower probably maybe periwinkles as a close second

@lavendermoon48 @0rch1ddd + anyone :D

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

[starlingsongs-deactivated201608]

no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:

[lesbian-mimikyu]

no white gay will reblog this

[queerfemme]

no white lgb person will reblog this

[lgbtqkidsrock]

Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”

but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?

The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this

[bitterbearsf]

My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.

[internutter]

Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.

Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.

R E M E M B E R