Plounge Quotes

Quotes from the infamous /r/MLPLounge.

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Source: https://crystalwobsite.gay/art_posts/existentialism (reposted with permission)

This art by CrystalLord (from 2023) is based on this old quote from this very blog from 2016. So I figure it deserves to be here as well.

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— Resbanok

Quote Source: Official /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 9x06 "Common Ground"

Still thinking about the dude who was hitting on my friend in spoons who had straight up negative ass

Shit was concave folks

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— Kodiologist — Phlogistic

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Image Source: 4x23 "Inspiration Manifestation"

Submitted by Kodiologist

Remember, template metaprogramming must be used for good and not evil.

  That's like telling someone to use the Necronomicon for good and not evil.

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— nateious

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Image compiled and submitted by /u/Kodiologist

Gun rights (which are really human rights)

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— phlogistic

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Image Source: My Little Pony Best Gift Ever

Don't trust Kodiologist, he's a shill for Big Rationality.

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— Ootachiful

Quote Source: Official /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 1x09 "Bridal Gossip"

Submitted by /u/sprankton

I understand racism now

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— CrystalLord

Quote Source: Official /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 8x21 "A Rockhoof and a Hard Place"

Image compiled by /u/ootachiful

My life goal is to be so thicc that my ass sounds like applause

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— BlueberryPhi

Quote Source: /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 7x13 "The Perfect Pear"

Mr Rogers is like the nation’s grandfather.

How often do you wonder about your grandfather’s sexuality?

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— King_of_the_Kobolds

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Image Source: 2x13 "Baby Cakes"

Submitted by /u/Kodiologist

the other week a weird old man in the Wal-mart parking lot gave my mother and I a paper printed with instructions for snorting baking soda to get rid of congestion. Today I got desperate enough to try it out, and congestion is now the one thing I don't have.

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— nxtmonkeys ('Moonie') - On recent developments

Quote Source: Plounge Discord

Image Source: My Little Pony The Movie

Submitted by ShadowKing78

Well that'll get rid of the porn bots

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— Bandalo

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Image Source: 2x17 "Hearts and Hooves Day"

Submitted by /u/Kodilogist

At 95 you can go from "being in good health" to dead in like an hour.

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— sulkybee

Quote Source: Plounge Discord

Image Source: 6x11 "Flutter Brutter"

Any fellow Millenial wanna be my friend?

We can make avocado toast and laugh about crippling debt

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— MegenticPull

Quote Source: /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 8x03 “The Maud Couple”

Submitted by Sackbot33

Augh there are so many cute gay couples here I might die.

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— CrystalLord

Quote Source: /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 7x02 "All Bottled Up"

Submitted by Sackbot33

It's very plounge.

It's pretty much what I think of when I think of this community.

Human trash having a great time together in a tight community.

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— capcom1116

Quote Source: /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 6x24 "Top Bolt"

Submitted by Sackbot33

I'm as straight as a slightly curved arrow

That is to say

Mostly

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— Ootachiful

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Image Source: 2x22 "Hurricane Fluttershy"

Submitted by /u/Kodiologist

I was always somewhat sappy beneath some hard outer layer, but I've become more outwardly sappy recently. Like an M&M if you leave it out in the sun for a bit.

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— Ootachiful

Quote Source: /r/MLPLounge Discord

Image Source: 7x14 "Fame and Misfortune"

I will spread slash fics to the good viewers of BBC Two