mosquito bites are itchy

i see it i like it i reblog it 🌸 if you need me to tag anything for you please please tell, my inbox is so so dry🎏 main tags are usually fandom acronyms. most ships are tagged. 🌰 don't hate on my (or any) ships please just let me be delusional in peace

[charl0ttan]

tomorrow im developing my theory of tuesday

[realshy]

it's already tuesday

[charl0ttan]

just as i theorized.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[segamascott]

[kosmogrl]

[remanence-of-love]

[sacred-portal]

[monidoll]

its loveslop. you only like me because youve formed an emotional bond over time.

[um-jammer-tranny]

the path to a fat ass and bountiful tits is paved in meals you should let me cook for you

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[just-in-cays]

in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside

[um-jammer-tranny]

i shouldnt be allowed to text girls i am crushing on i start saying shit like "yes maam" and saluting

[knightofleo]

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

[dumbdoegirl]

whenever i wear a bathrobe i always tie it loose enough that 90% of my tits are out. makes me feel like a sleazy milf. 10/10 would recommend