[mikeyfcktw-blog-blog]

Well whoever they are, they’re a lucky person. Great, I’m thinking bright yellow with green streaks for you, very sierra mist-y. I seriously regret that one date so much, who knew how much trouble a dinner could be. Beyonce my wife. There’s a lot of nasty pranks just waiting to be pulled.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

You’re too sweet. Don’t worry if I really do end up liking someone, you’ll be the first to know! Hm, I’m thinking I want to see blue and purple on you. Like Easter colors. I think that anyone who can write a song like that after one dinner is a little out there but to each their own I guess. Congratulations on the wedding! I should have brought you a wedding present but I think you and I can both agree my presence is enough of a gift. 

[zanderjordan]

Yeah I understand getting away, I mean even noncelebs have those times we need to get away and make sense of the shit we’re going through. I don’t fault any celebrity taking time off to get away from as much of the madness as possible.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Yeah, life can be hella stressful and I think if you have the opportunity to get away and you feel like you need it, then you should.

[tfdaddario-blog]

It’s nice to meet you too. I don’t mind to be rude but don’t most people call you Halsey?

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Not usually. Halsey is a stage name so I mean the rest of the world might but my friends call me Ashley because it’s my real first name.

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

It’s a good thing we’re not doing this then, because it would’ve been super embarrassing for you when you lost! Oh shit, I forgot about the dragon one. Can you believe I’ve never been on it? The line was too long the first time I went, and then I just sort of forgot about it. is it really two roller coasters in one? Yes please! It’s always better to go with someone, I feel like they judge me less for getting the unlimited pancakes because they think I’m sharing them. Finally, my life is complete!

[plsfrangipane-blog]

I definitely would win! you would’ve been in tears afterwards and everything. You’ve never been on it? It’s so so cool! Yeah, there’s tow! You can pick if you wanna go on the red or blue one. Obviously I always choose blue. Alright, I’d love to tag along! Unlimited pancakes is the best; I don’t understand why they judge when it’s their own fault that they make them so good.

[alexfcktw-blog]

Works for me! I’m actually kidding. Everyone leaves so much there’s hardly anyone left in the house. In a few weeks I’ll be on vacation in Paris for my birthday.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Wow, really? That’s so exciting! I hope you have the best time, I’m super jealous. Be sure to take tons of pictures of everything!

[itsbellabxtch-blog]

I’ve been watching too many romantic films. It’s so bad, it’s to the point now I want to run across the beach, or do the whole drop your bags and run into the other persons arms at the airport. Someone please tell me there is some kind of support group for people like me.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Trust me, you’re definitely not alone. I still haven’t received a kiss in the rain as passionate as the ones in the movies which is extremely disappointing but I haven’t totally lost all hope yet.

[alexfcktw-blog]

If it gets so bad, I’ll district them and you make a run for it.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Okay, sounds good. And somehow I’ll come back with great heroic effort to save you as well. They’ll never see it coming. 

[alexfcktw-blog]

Basically, you’re stuck here now! 

[plsfrangipane-blog]

It seems so! But if life becomes too unbearable, perhaps you could help me plan my escape.

[yslhazza-blog]

Okay, good! I was about to be very wounded. Being lowkey is overrated. I live a highkey kind of lifestyle and haven’t regretted a second of it.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Well we wouldn’t want that, now would we? Highkey, hm? So you’re into living life on the edge? I’ve gotta say that I’ve misjudged you; I never took you as one that was just born to be wild.

[cvbelllos]

Welcome to the house as well, I’m Ally and it’s nice to meet you.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Nice to meet you as well! What are you up to?

[harrytraash-deactivated20161017]

Well, hey then. I’m Zayn, nice to meet you Ashley.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

 It’s nice to meet you too! How are you?

[rxdwns]

Hey, you need those glorious arms. How else will you play guitar?? Consider yourself danger free. I’ll be the best bodyguard slash best friend ever. 

[plsfrangipane-blog]

You’re exactly right! Without these bad boys my career would be done for. Well would you look at that, we’ll never need to hire security again. I’d say we’re both pretty lucky.

[plsfrangipane-blog]

@halseymusic: do you ever just see a girl and your're like seriously w h a t the fUCK???

[rxdwns]

Yes !! Exactly. I am a Little girl with dreams, don’t want to become a fuckin’ swizzle stick. You have one job. Obviously, I will do the same because, what are friends for?

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Don’t worry, you won’t turn into any type of swizzle stick as long as I’m around. Thank goodness I have you then! I’ve been really struggling with my concern for my arms safety recently.

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

That’s a bad idea, because I’m definitely going to win and I don’t want you resenting me for the rest of our lives when you lose. Right? But okay, I’ve got to be fair, the superhero rollercoaster or whatever, the Hulk one, I go on it every time I’m at that park, it’s amazing. It’s no problem! I got it at an IHOP and I plan on going there for dinner tonight, so I’ll just pick up another one on my way out! Unless you want to come with? But yes, you’re right. I don’t want to stop being friends when I’m 46, that would be dumb, so yes, until the end of time sounds better!

[plsfrangipane-blog]

I don’t think you’ll have to worry about me feeling any sort of resentment because I know I’ll win, trust me. Oh my god the Hulk is literally my absolute favorite thing there. I also really enjoy the dragon roller coaster, I always forget the name but it’s super fun. IHOP sounds good, I’ll tag along if you’d like for me to. Exactly, now we have so much time to look forward to together! After all these years!

[justjoshutcherson-deactivated20]

What, really? Oh man, now I really want to challenge you to a dance off, but it feels so wrong. We’re supposed to be working together! Oh…! So the parks will probably be mostly the same then, but they’re still super fun. I don’t get bored of Harry Potter World, I’ve been there like four times this past month. You need to, it’s so awesome. I’ll get you the pamphlet for the place I went through so you can do the swamp thing too. … My parents kept me well fed and took care of me while I searched for you. Just 23 years? But it took me my whole life to find you, 23 years isn’t long enough! We need more time!

[plsfrangipane-blog]

I guess we can make one exception and be each other’s opponents in a dance battle, but just know that there’s no way I’ll lose. Yeah, Harry Potter is the coolest thing ever I get so overwhelmed with happiness every time I go to that part. I turn into such a little kid I swear. That’d be so cool, thanks! You’re absolutely right! We have to stick around each other for another hundred then! But even that will feel short I bet, so let’s just agree that we’ll be friends until the end of time alright?

[biebshq]

Thanks, I’ll be sure to tell my mom you said that the next time I talk to her. And your hair’s pretty cool, by the way. So, how’s life here working for you so far?

[plsfrangipane-blog]

Thanks! I’ve been trying to decide on what to do with it next. I feel like it’s constantly changing. It’s pretty cool. How about you? Do you like it here?