The Worms, They Saved Us

(PS hover over pictures to get colour this theme is a lil weird)

[seashellronan]

ireland sending aid to native americans affected by the corona virus in return for their help during the famine that is truly iconic, big brain activity

[seashellronan]

after some more research i should clarify that it’s actually individual irish people donating to a gofund me to help members of the navajo nation in remembrance of the generosity of the choctaw tribe during the famine, which is very cool here’s an article

[hundondestiny]

"from Irish donor, Pat Hayes, sent from Ireland across the ocean: “From Ireland, 170 years later, the favour is returned! To our Native American brothers and sisters in your moment of hardship.”

i cannot explain how quickly i started crying 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[under-the-arch]

[rangerslayer-97]

I will be making this argument till the day I die. I refuse to use wireless earphones! What’s the point if they run out of battery after 4hrs!? With wired, it’s not a problem. If they break, buy a new pair. Plus:

[twitblr]

It’s like your ears shut

[powerfulwizard]

Royal houses where every single member has the same horrible horrible face is one of the funniest developments of monarchism 

[powerfulwizard]

[just-burning-out]

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Biggest fucking mood.

[sinnahsaint]

They’re also meant for hiltops, not small rooms. Cant get the right reverb with all that echo.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

they’re also meant to make you fight the english. don’t forget that part.

[fool-errant]

My fav bagpipe player was a dude who would go out to the middle of a soccer field near my college apartment on Sunday. No one was using the field and he’d just be out there playing his heart out and the sound were just spread out over the plains. I’d be working on art for class so I’d open the window and listen. I still have fond memories of the day a kid biked up to the edge of the field, ran over to the bagpiper and the music stopped for a moment and as they talked. I couldn’t hear it but I had assumed the worst, that someone had decided to tell him to stop playing. Instead after the pause the musician seemed to nod, readjusted his bagpipes and started belting out the Star Wars theme. 

[budgiekazoo]

[angry-cajun-lady]

Holyshit that is the most interesting thing I’ve heard in awhile

[froborr]

Holy shit yes

[bunjywunjy]

that absolutely made me want to Fight the English

[tiktoks-repost]

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

[honeymushroom]

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

[shittyknight]

I SCREAM

[etherealpanacea]

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

[galaxianbitch]

The time stamp comparison really ties this together

[world-of-cats]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[marmarsoulless]

This makes me -extremely- uncomfortable

[drtanner]

I like how literally every other cat in the room is absolutely fine while this weird fucker is just YURRGLURRGLRRRYRRRRRing it up like a madman.

Why is he so upset. Who did this to him.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

that cat would have been put on trial for witchcraft in the 1500s

[excessively-english-jd]

I love the cat that comes up and sniffs at him like “you good dude? you broken?”

[redriver123]

I’m flip flopping between crying and laughing

[1slur]

I knew a cat just like this, he looked super similar, but he was a fat meaty fuck

he also really liked to bitch about how it’s unfair we don’t give him food, dude could legit hold a conversation

[thisisalsoyou]

woops

[thisisalsoyou]

[myjetpack]

‘Obsolete scientific theories that would make good heavy metal band names’ (plus some preparatory doodles). From my new book, Department of Mind-Blowing Theories.

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[squidfuckr]

“?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”

[keeper0fthestars]

[longestwave]

hold on wait just wait I hold on wai

[alloverthegaf]

anyone else y’all got those clicky ankles

[gaiusthegenius]

Have you considered that you might be a reindeer?

[alloverthegaf]

did you just fucking know this

[piers-love-corner]

Jimmy urine (singer of mindless self indulgence) just posted this on his instagram with the caption “BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FUCKING WISH FOR!” , and i am LOSING MY SHIT!

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[computationalcalculator]

the best part of this horrible post is charmander is the kung pow penis guy

[kaelio]

I assumed everyone knew this, but

candy desk . yeah I know you’re like “it would be stupid in a tv show if a senator famous for being a libertarian idiot whose ribs got broken in a fistfight over yard waste was infected with a virus from a one-in-a-century pandemic and continued to rifle around in the senate republican’s candy pile”. well sorry Sorkin but this is the real world and that’s just how it is

oh yeah because I forgot to mention, it was Rand Paul because of fucking course it was

[kaelio]

also in case you didn’t know this, the US Capitol also has its own little rinky dink subway system that only they can use at it looks like this

[kaelio]

and it looked like this in 1912 because yep it’s been there that whole time

[hummingirls]

im starting to think the white house is secretly willy wonka’s chocolate factory and we’re being run by the fucking oompa loompas