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[maddiesharafian]

Ahh…

[sacred-portal]

[liangpe]

はじめてのポケモンは キミでした

[vijuals-deactivated20160305]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

me too my guy

[sixpenceee]

This is a carved water melon.

[unexplained-psychic-child]

No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.

[insufficientfailure]

[sukebepanda]

[landscapememories]

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2016]

The people who love you Really Do love you. Your friends don’t secretly hate you. You matter to people. You are loved. Learn to believe it even if you think it isn’t true.

[evilsupplyco]

Wishing all the bats in all the world a fantastic night tonight.

[haelem]

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[teacherofthethoughtfullest]

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

[plutotodile]

Just some tabbys

[mysharona1987]

[weloveshortvideos]

[38947ndhjhwer2]

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

[spookyprime]

charlie: aries, Libra, scorpio, capricorn

babies: Gemini, cancer, Sagittarius, pisces

man: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Aquarius 

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

this is so funny wtf

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

JESUS

[homophobic]

Person filming: “Ralph, did you eat my tater tots?”

Dog: *opens up mouth and tater tots fall out*

Person filming: “…Keep ‘em.”

[spoopy-skeletoons-deactivated20]

Has anyone done this yet?

[sourcedumal]

I HATE ALL Y'ALL RIGHT NOW

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

i was expecting john cena

what i got was something even better

[frogjail]

I’m sorry for this.

[giveusrest-deactivated20150816]

[nerdgasrnz]

Captions [Context: the wise men bringing Jesus gifts]

Wise man 1: I brought you frankincense Jesus: Thank you! Masked “Wise man”: And I brought you myrrh- Jesus: Thank you! Judas Iscariot: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER! Jesus: *gentle, sassy gasp* JUDAS, NO-

[velren15]

“Gentle sassy gasp”

[astrology-addict]

I AM DYING