[plxstiic]

I just realized that my new roleplay blog is just another asshole robot.

[offpiink-blog]

     "When I’m good, I’m very good.

                                    But when I’m bad, I’m better.”

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   would you please reblog this if you and/or your muse consider platonic sensual intimacy to be valid? if you believe in platonic kisses (even if it’s on the lips), platonic cuddling, sensual intimacy with no pressure to be sexual? – stuff like that? o~o

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"It's my HOUSE I'm allowed to be NAKED."

jxckspxcer is totally naked and somehow this does not surprise me

░ ░ ; “Yes…and if I recall, you built me with a 40mm HD camera with an excellent zoom, yeah? Oh, and what’s this? I somehow have Chase Young’s cell phone number still stored in my memory drive?”

                            Ha. “…Say cheese!”

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Because I like to sleep on the wild. (( darkcowbxy ))

darkcowbxy showed up naked and I don't know why

░ ░ ; “Okay, so I’m just gonna throw this out there but -- this isn’t exactly the wild, buddy.” There’s no WiFi in the wild.

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Please explain to my Muse why you’re naked.

[kompipop]

[plxstiic]

A loud gasp and the robot was tackled down. The golden eyed genius was sitting on his legs, staring down at his hands and fingers with tons of admiration. "Holy nutballs. You're beautiful! Completely made of metal. You work so well. Wow." [ xieetiancai ]

   Cue the incoherent, girly screaming as he felt his body smack against the ground. If he had any sense of pain or a basic set up of veins under his artificial skin, he probably would be complaining about the large bruise that undoubtedly would be forming on his shiny, metal ass. His mouth dropped open, but quickly closed as, to be honest, he really didn’t know what to say to this weirdo kid.

   And so he blinked, cocking a brow as he mumbled;

                                     “Sorry, kid. I don’t do autographs.”

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confirmed; Chase has sensitive nipples.

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LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

[negutivfeadbak]

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tbh i’m only here for the opportunity to call Jack mommy

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reblog if you want a datemate like this

date: babe, look up into the sky and count the stars

mate: wow that's a lot

date: that's how many xiaolin showdowns i've lost

[projection]

Robo Jack in HD

[themightyshadow]

@plxstiic, is that you?

[plxstiic]

I look HOT.

[plxstiic]

Raimundo: Hand over the Shen Gong Wu.

Jack: I don't have it, losers.

Raimundo: Clay, tear his arms off.

Jack: Oh, you mean *this* Shen Gong Wu.

[judolette-deactivated20200219]

[✬]- Crack AU based off Sharknado. Who wants a chainsaw hand?

[plxstiic]

☼ ; ME! I want the chainsaw hand. Gimme.

[banana-spice-arts]

★ robojack with a weasel arm ★ okay

@plxstiic Like so~?

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au where everything’s the same except robojack has a weasel arm