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Send all of your The Outsiders NSFW requests here!!

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it is the most Bizarre act of god that this account is still up- the lord rlly did say ‘cheers lets have a greasy nut’ n like i respect that 

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YO! I JUST MASTURBATED AND IT WAS AMAZING! Okay I’ll leave now.

BLESSEDBLESSEDBLESSED

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Dad, I could use some advice tbh. I work at a gas station, & this guy keeps hitting on me. It would be great...but he’s gotta be old enough to be my grandpa. Or at least my dad. Anywho, he always rolls up playing obnoxiously loud, sexual rap music. A few days ago, when I told him to have a good night, he said, “Oh, I thought you said “Thank you daddy!”” How can I confront this without A. Losing my job or B. Punching him. I’ve told him it makes me uncomfortable but the managers can’t do anything.

I’m so sorry you’ve had to deal with that, love. 

That is most definitely sexual harassment. If telling him that he’s making you uncomfortable isn’t doing anything, then it might me best to try and make an arrangement with your manager than someone else serves him whenever he shows up. You have a right to feel safe and respected in your workplace.  

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i lost my virginity today hell yeeeeeah

ayyYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bless

celebratory sexy alien drawing 4 u, my friend 

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I was watching porn and I looked up girls squirting AND AT LEAST 50% OF THESE GIRLS WERE LIKE FUCKING FOUNTAINS WTF RONNIE?!??!!!!!

I mean, porn is generally pretty exaggerating but some people do tend to squirt more than other- vagina’s are ,,,, liquidy places man

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PoNyBoy miChAel CurtIs sToP maKiNG ThiS poRn!!!😸🤧

hi this is ponyboy curtis’s mum and she says i can 

stay horny y’all 

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I can only get pleasure through clitoral stimulation and it’s very confusingggg

No worries love, that’s actually fairly normal. A lot of people with vagina’s don’t get pleasure/have limited sensation in the vagina and its relatively common to be unable to orgasm on just vaginal penetration alone. 

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Uh, dad??? Friend walked in on me masturbating (both females). Uhhh...help???? Idk how to deal w this I’m shook

sit your friend down and tell her she’s learned an important lesson about knocking before entering 

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Yo dad ok so funny story last year in class these guys were talking to a friend of mine and they asked her if her bf snatched her virginity and she said No someone else did and the teacher opened her mouth and stared at her

teacher was shook 

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Omg??? Hi dad???

hey there, kiddo!!! 

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Hi its the sex questions anon. So I kinda wanna have sex with my girlfriend (we're both girls) but im scared because we're both just teens and im confused on if we should wait or idk how to strike up that conversation. Idk im just confused about it all and idk what to do

Definitely talk to your girlfriend about it. Communication and figuring out what you both want will remove a lot of your anxiety on the subject and if you decide you’re not ready than that’s totally fine and you’ll feel better knowing that you’ve established that. If you’re at the point were you feel ready to maybe have sex with your girlfriend but you need to just approach it pragmatically and for what it is. Ask her how she feels about it and keep the dialogue open, I mean- or you could just be like, “lol so abt that whole sex thing....” and see where it goes from there. Good luck! 

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Can you do bottom Ponyboy headcanons please?

-Loves being fucked in the ass while his butt is up in the air-Happily spreads his cheeks before getting fucked because he’s a needy whore -Will cum literally just from having his ass smacked -Turns into a puddle at your feet if you rim him -Its impossible to get him to be quiet once you start hitting his prostate -Too much foreplay makes him cum in his pants 

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Kay so concept: Dally having a reAlly sensitive neck, like to the point that if you bite it gently he will meLT and you can make him come just from hickeys & dryhumping (you dont have to do gifs or hcs, just thought the viewers of this blog would appreciate lmao)

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Bro if soda and cherry had a baby they could name it cherrysoda

“chERRY WHAT SHALL WE NAME OUR CHILD????”“ouR SHIPNAME OBVSSS” 

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Omg are u like back on tumblr??

yeah, save for my Hectic Uni Life™™™ that leads to me ghosting at random times 

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THANK. YOU. FOR. THE. PISSKINK HC. I'M TOO EMBARRASSED TO LIKE IT IN CASE PEOPLE I KNOW SEE BUT ILY SO MUCH

hey no problem, there’s no shame in having unconventional kinks and i def have no problem writing them 

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Hey I probably sound so freaking stupid but is there a difference between coming and having an orgasm?

When talking about vagina’s- cumming (coming) and an orgasm can both be used interchangeably but it can also refer to the release of discharge or even squirting in certain contexts. When talking about a penis, cumming and an orgasm are the same thing.