pneumonia anon

AUGH WHAT THE FFFFUUU

[master-at-arms]

I’ve run out of things to keep me entertained until our next stop. Any suggestions?

[pneumonia-causer]

i have a suggestion

[brutal-sniper]

yo was geht

Geht? You alright, mate?

[pneumonia-causer]

i think thats german.

[thebestdarnengineer-deactivated]

Nose has been clearing up hopefully it stays that way. Gonna try and post more often//

[brutal-sniper]

doesn’t

painis

talk

with

this

one?

... I can't blood tell! They all look the same!

[pneumonia-causer]

this ones square-er

[freak-asspancakes]

i dont think we're married yet but would you divorce me if you saw the stupid bump on my head :( someone threw a brick at my face . I can cover the bump i think... if it would be a MARITAL problem...

AAGGGRRREGGRRR NO!!!!

AAUGHH!! ILL GET A SSSSTUPID BUMP ON MY HEAD TO MATCH YOU!!!!!! AAUAUGGHH

[proposal-guy]

:D

[pneumonia-causer]

IM GONNA THROW ANOTHER BRICK AT YOU AND GIVE YOU ANOTHER STUPID BUMP ON YOUR SILLY HEAD!!!

[proposal-guy]

nooo!!! then Pancakes will have to get a matching bump and we'll all have headaches!!!! i will not pay for ibuprofen .

[pneumonia-causer]

you wont need ibuprofen. ive got the AcetaminophenTM within my possessions

[freak-asspancakes]

AAAAUAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[pneumonia-causer]

hiya pancakes. i prommy the truce is still on im not going to throw brick at your fiance anymore. but i do have acetaminophen. ya want some

[freak-asspancakes]

YAAAYYYY no i do NOT want any !!!!

[pneumonia-causer]

hhokay

[freak-asspancakes]

i dont think we're married yet but would you divorce me if you saw the stupid bump on my head :( someone threw a brick at my face . I can cover the bump i think... if it would be a MARITAL problem...

AAGGGRRREGGRRR NO!!!!

AAUGHH!! ILL GET A SSSSTUPID BUMP ON MY HEAD TO MATCH YOU!!!!!! AAUAUGGHH

[proposal-guy]

:D

[pneumonia-causer]

IM GONNA THROW ANOTHER BRICK AT YOU AND GIVE YOU ANOTHER STUPID BUMP ON YOUR SILLY HEAD!!!

[proposal-guy]

nooo!!! then Pancakes will have to get a matching bump and we'll all have headaches!!!! i will not pay for ibuprofen .

[pneumonia-causer]

you wont need ibuprofen. ive got the AcetaminophenTM within my possessions

[freak-asspancakes]

AAAAUAUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[pneumonia-causer]

hiya pancakes. i prommy the truce is still on im not going to throw brick at your fiance anymore. but i do have acetaminophen. ya want some

[freak-asspancakes]

i dont think we're married yet but would you divorce me if you saw the stupid bump on my head :( someone threw a brick at my face . I can cover the bump i think... if it would be a MARITAL problem...

AAGGGRRREGGRRR NO!!!!

AAUGHH!! ILL GET A SSSSTUPID BUMP ON MY HEAD TO MATCH YOU!!!!!! AAUAUGGHH

[proposal-guy]

:D

[pneumonia-causer]

IM GONNA THROW ANOTHER BRICK AT YOU AND GIVE YOU ANOTHER STUPID BUMP ON YOUR SILLY HEAD!!!

[proposal-guy]

nooo!!! then Pancakes will have to get a matching bump and we'll all have headaches!!!! i will not pay for ibuprofen .

[pneumonia-causer]

you wont need ibuprofen. ive got the AcetaminophenTM within my possessions

[brutal-sniper]

Hello! A anon has requested you be blended!

Blemds yu :3

-@blender-anon

No- NO! LEMME JUST BE SICK

[pneumonia-causer]

HAHAHHAH!!! IMAGINE BEING BLENDED!!!

[brutal-sniper]

FUCK OFF PNEUMONIA CAUSER

[pneumonia-causer]

nah <3

[brutal-sniper]

Hello! A anon has requested you be blended!

Blemds yu :3

-@blender-anon

No- NO! LEMME JUST BE SICK

[pneumonia-causer]

HAHAHHAH!!! IMAGINE BEING BLENDED!!!

[rainbows-and-unicorns-go-bonk]

AUUGHH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUU???

wanna get some pastries from carlson and carlsons delicious pastry shop, where the carlsons sell delicious pastries. or would you like the ice the creams.

( @pneumonia-causer )

I jus hngry 😋

[pneumonia-causer]

handing you a Bonk! and a few goodies from carlson and carlsons.

[brutal-sniper]

im going to request your blending

My blending?

[pneumonia-causer]

your blending.

[saltlamp-anon]

AAUUUGGGHHHGGHHUGGHHGGUHGGGHH YYYOU FREAKIN’ BASTARD AGGGHHHGHHH

( @pneumonia-causer )

!!!

*They start throwing salt lamps at you, their tiny body full of anger*

@pneumonia-causer

[pneumonia-causer]

HEY!! DONT DO THAT!!! ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHGHHUHHGH !!!

[pneumonia-causer]

*they throw salt lamps at you*

NONONONONONONO ARRGHHH STOP THAT!!!

[thebestdarnengineer-deactivated]

*A small anon comes running in, out of breath as they hold a comically large salt lamp (compared to their size) above their head. Seeing the brick on the ground they panic silently as they realise they were too late.*

*coughing a shit tone*

DO YOU KNOW WHO DID THAT-

[the-best-sniper-tfc]

*virgil points his rifle at the tiny thing*

just say when fred <3

[saltlamp-anon]

*they flail their hands wildly, nonononono*

[pneumonia-causer]

HHEYY STOP TAKIN’ MY FREAKIN’ CREDIT!!!

[thebestdarnengineer-deactivated]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GET BRICKED IDIOT!!!

*throws the Pneumonia BrickTM at you.*

What in tarnation!?

*He's coughing like his lungs are about to just die on him as he's looking around for the walkie talkie to contact someone*

@the-best-sniper-tfc . VIRGIL CALL THE MEDIC.

[pneumonia-causer]

HHHAHAHAH!! GET FRICKIN’ PNEUMONIA’D BASTARD!!

[pneumonia-causer]

Can

Can I have a brick :3

I wanna toss it at the other Classic merc

AGGHHGHGHGHH YES YES YES YES!!

handle with care. glove. OKAY?!

< Ghost had obtained: Pneumonia BrickTM [Illness Causing] >

[pneumonia-causer]

Question, where do you get the bricks from? Do you just make them from thin air or

i use yYYOUR MOTHER