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saw someone say grace had dogs on his cardigan bc of laika the space dog, patron saint of one way trips, because he was never supposed to make it back to earth, oh I'm sick

rovermcfly

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and grace's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

atomikats

curiouser and curiouser

beardedmrbean

I love the midwest so much

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taibobo

Just saw the term "May i have a contextberry" for the first time in my entire life and was so overjoyed by it. Just imagined a chubby cheeked gnome in my palm asking me for a contextberry and got baby fever

aheathenconceivably

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

shitpostingkats

Olruggio was having a normal day three hours ago. He was coming home after a long day at work looking forward to seeing his husband best friend and eating a warm dinner. Pat the kids on the head and then go lie down. NO Qifrey says I have obtained another child she's a part of an active criminal investigation and a sign that I am dipping back into my worst destructive behaviors that you thought I'd set down years ago you have to be okay with this right now or else I'll lobotomize myself. Also there's a rat in the living room.

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pinkvbay

Smoking my bigarette

sandmandaddy69

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

mighty-meerkat

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

moonlitstargazer

sabertoothwalrus

Chilchuck Northern Boys amv

demilypyro

Chilchuck Northern Boys sunday

orteil42

i barely ever release games anymore i just come on here and post "hello everyone please close your eyes and imagine what if i made something beautiful" and people in the replies go wow sir yes beautiful so beautiful