TXT MSG. 📱 SUNSHINE ⇆ MERCY.
mercedes: exactly. start out one way an hour later you're someone else.
mercedes: well is he cute? gimme the deets ma'am!
mercedes: so you don't mind the dissections and stuff? I had enough of it in hs. you know there's cooking math course? that's apparently a thing. we can commiserate together about math because same.
mercedes: I have two actually and I am smack in the middle so I'm trying to figure out if all those stereotypes about us are true. having sisters is another beast. 'you took my shoes, well you told on mom you hag.' you have siblings?
mercedes: is there anybody you vibe with in your classes? have you thought about joining a club? what about your roommate? whoa, where are you from?
mercedes: well saying your hw burned is a better excuse than the dog but both will get a side eye from your professor. my hw keeps looking at me. so we're just gonna have a stare off like diddy and that guy on the four.
mercedes: the ish is we did things just friends don't do. oh no, now we're just friends and at this point I don't know who's taking uglier me or him
sunshine: you know what? i'll take it.
sunshine: um, i don't know much yet. he's super handsome and sorta out there, but it works on him.
sunshine: nah they don't bother me. you know what does bother me? cadavers. i'm hoping i can skip human anatomy.
sunshine: there's chef math!??! what?! that's a special kind of hell. what do you even learn in cooking math?
sunshine: there are stereotypes about sisters? really? i have three little brotheers. please take one.
sunshine: i'm thinking of joining a club. actually, i'm gonna audition for glee club! are you in any clubs?
sunshine: [https://gph.is/2Kcu8YT] an iconic moment. who won the stare off?
sunshine: oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHH. YOU GUYS HAD SEX????
sunshine: well what happened? you don't have to tell me but i'm an ear you can vent to if you want. i was going to bring it up in the car but felt it was safer to do it via text.