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Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

#☀ big boobs ( rhi )#☀ pocketful of penderghast ( olive )

@sunshiinedd hit the ❤!

“ why do you only get a bib when you’re eating lobster? it’s like... spaghetti is ten times messier but it’s still unacceptable to wear a spaghetti-bib. y’know? ”

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fyeahmovieclub

#☀ only by blood ( family )#☀ homosexual boyfriend ( brandon )

ienchanted

#☀ pocketful of penderghast ( olive )

twisterpals:

“-Well, if he is, he really shouldn’t be. A model with an accent to RIVAL Van Dykes, yay. O L I V E? Does this mean people like to PLUCK you. I can tell, next you’re gonna tell me you’ve got a brother called SALAMI, or some shit. You don’t do you?”

“pluck me. funny. that’s - - nice. classic joke. oh god no. salami is my UNCLE. i’m just kidding. though my brother is actually called CHIP. which is weird because my other brother is called matt. maybe it just had to skip one sibling. ”

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hit the heart for a starter.

#( I'd love to do more things. So like for a starter maybe? )#☀ ( starter call )

slackerphilosopher:

Henry couldn’t help but laugh. “And you might be the only person here that would call me smart, but thanks.” He didn’t get many compliments like that. He’d chalk it up to not caring as much about sex scandals as most people seemed to.

She did have a point though, it was pretty messed up people were ready to demonize her but didn’t say anything against the guys. He was a guy and he could see that was bullshit.

“It’s a fucked up double standard,” he agreed. “I guess people don’t really seem to get the fact that the guys were doing the same thing, probably easier to have some sort of ‘temptress’ or whatever to blame. I dunno, we agreed people can be idiots. Still not anybody’s business really.”

“you’re welcome. ” and if fewer people cared about sex scandals then... well, olive would never have been in this position at all. nor would she have had to lie about having sex in the first place. christ, maybe it would have been easier to go away with rhi and her parents after all - it was only after that, that things started to go so crazy.

olive shrugged and nodded in agreement. “ yeah, it does kinda suck. being no more than who i have sex with - - if i’m honest, it was fine at the beginning, but now it’s just -” frowning, olive gave a sigh, “dude, it’s so shitty.”

olive stopped herself before she continue to ramble on about things the poor guy had never asked to hear. “sorry, i know. it’s not your problem.”

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loneliisms:

“ wouldn’t call it SHORTER, but some people do call me mercutio. “

“ mercutio. cool name. i’m olive. it’s less cool but it is an anagram. ”

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keep-looking-at-the-stars:

Kurt eyed her closer and closer the longer they talked. Partly out of suspicion on what she was going to ask him for and partly because he knew her from somewhere When the light switch flipped on and recognition hit? He straightened up in his chair and gave her a smile that wasn’t forced. “You’re the A girl,” he breathed out with an arch to his brow and a bubbling bounce in his seat. “I have to say that I admired your technique. Hawthorne has nothing on you.” Humming thoughtfully, he mulled the idea over and leaned back in his chair with a bright glint in his eye. “I could recommend a few people, sure. Or we could give it a try? If you’re going for theatrics, I’m not sure I’d trust anyone else to help you pull off this big thing with the right amount of flair it deserves. I don’t know. What do you think?”

goddamnit. the A girl? friday could not come soon enough. still, he wasn’t suddenly being CRUEL, so that had to be a plus. “or, you know, OLIVE is good too. and yeah. thanks, it’s been nothing if not a huge success, as i’m sure you’ve heard.” she smiled, genuinely - despite her sarcastic tone.

he was offering to help her, after all. and olive was hardly in any position to be turning anybody away that hadn’t shunned her completely - so, that ruled out the majority of her school. “that could work. though it depends on how good you are with both sexiness and secrets. though weirdly no sexy secrets. the secrets are strictly non-sexy.” if he was going to help her, then he needed to know what he was getting himself into.

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Young MC – Bust A Move

#( great tune. )#☀ holding a boombox ( audio )

slackerphilosopher:

Henry considered her. She seemed like someone who really wasn’t happy with themselves, something he’d seen before. Did that necessarily mean she wasn’t also a bad person? No, But most people that try to see the best in everyone tend to not be the worst people, at least in his experience. Besides, good people make mistakes, and the way she said it he wasn’t sure she believed it.

Could he say she was a good person or a bad person? Probably not. But it seemed like she couldn’t be all bad.

“I’m not ready to say you’re a bad person. Even if you have done some bad things, I dunno, rumors exaggerate and bad things don’t always mean you’re a totally bad person.”

given her attire, olive wasn’t about to blame anyone from coming to any snap conclusions about her. she was hardly helping things by going along with the rumours, but she’d made her bed, now she had to pretend-lie in it.

“you know, you might be one of the smartest people in this place.” or at least one of the few willing to ignore the sex scandals of a bunch of high schoolers.

maybe she should tell him. though there was something more important than her own popularity (or rather, infamy) at stake now. olive as on the cusp of becoming a bona fide homewrecker. “have you noticed how no one is tormenting the guys i’ve slept with? kinda sucks, right? ”

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kkinkshamer

#☀ pocketful of penderghast ( olive )

twisterpals:

“Only on the HOLIDAYS, pipes are expensive these days. No, That’s a little more SOUTH than I am, sorry to disappoint the STEREOTYPES. Amazing’s one word for it, I can think of others. At least they didn’t call you THYME, or BAY, you’d take up half the RACK.”

“yeah, besides i don’t even think dick van dyke is proud of that accent. okay, naomi campbell is not that bad. i mean, people associate you with a model. it could be worse ... wow solid joke, congratulations, but no, you’re right. i think OLIVE is bad enough. food names are big in my house.”

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glinetti

Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

easyamovie

All my favorite Olive moments in one gifset… AWESOME

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slackerphilosopher:

“True. I like to believe in the good side of humanity, but humanity makes that really hard sometimes.”

People, especially high school kids, could apparently be pretty cruel. Chalk it up to everything else he found issue with.

Henry gave a small shrug. “Well, I mean I’m not exactly popular so I guess I’m doing something to nail the weird part. Might as well continue the trend. Besides, you haven’t done anything to me, why should I hate you?”

“ yeah, yeah i used to. you know, seeing the best in everyone and whatever. but it’s getting harder. that’s not to say i don’t blame them. ”

sure everybody hated her, but the truth was, none of them could hate her more than olive hated herself at this point. that was a simple fact.

“ i’m not either. screw popularity, right? and - well, if you’re looking for the reason everybody else is going with..because i’m a bad person? i guess. ”

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ofstcnem:

“ I’ll pass if you don’t mind. Bad day I take it? ”

“ utterly disastrous.like most of my days. ”

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twisterpals:

“YEAH;; Defiantly a solid no, I mean ‘sniffing’? I know the British are strange, but think sniffing pushed that boat out a little far, even by our standards. If you know anything about me apparently so am I, although, quite possibly DIFFERENT boundaries. NICE, I’ll take your word for it. I really don’t- FUCK IT;; This is weird enough, not like it can get worse. -C A M P B E L L, I’ll let you put that together.”

“ you guys can’t be that strange. or if you are it’s in the cool quirky way where you all have monocles and smoke pipes and talk like bert from mary poppins, though you don’t so there goes that theory. naomi cam- ohmygod, that is amazing. no teasing here i promise. hey, if it even things out my parent’s names are DILL and ROSEMARY. no lie. ”

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