wam bam alakazam

Sami the Literal Pierogi

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[awful-and-terrible]

(full view)

Can we, as a society, just collectively agree to stop doing this? It’s pretty played out by this point.

[theartofanimation]

Woonyoung Jung  -  https://woonyoung.tumblr.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/woonyoung.jung.9  -  http://woonyoung.blogspot.com.es  -  http://woonyoung.bigcartel.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/woonyoungjung

[theartofanimation]

Woonyoung Jung  -  https://woonyoung.tumblr.com  -  https://www.facebook.com/woonyoung.jung.9  -  http://woonyoung.blogspot.com.es  -  http://woonyoung.bigcartel.com  -  https://www.instagram.com/woonyoungjung

[nancyishappy]

[bitterfilmhoe]

“Snowman” by Jo Nesbø

[delistylehardcore-deactivated20]

hot take: the worst thing lars did to sadie was fake an injury to get off work like everyone has at least once in their lives meanwhile sadie is obsessive and possessive as fuck towards that kid and joking victim is just “i’m entitled to you so even though you’re not in a relationship with me you’re still a scumbag for flirting with anyone besides me” also uh she trapped him and a little boy on a fucking deserted island for presumably weeks and when he got mad at her about it she tried to pull that “i’m helping you you need this” bullshit

obviously lars IS a jerk to her but it astounds me that despite all of that shit the narrative still wants viewers to wholly sympathize with her and see him as Bad

[pochowek]

valve concept artists didnt die inventing that perfect shade of slightly washed out red for you to go full #FF0000 on that tf2 drawing

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

boom crack the sound of my joints

[1hat3u]

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

[starting-to-feel-just-right]

I’ve never seen anything so accurate though

[jirachi]

idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen

[ithelpstodream]

Bisexuality: what people think vs. what it’s actually like

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[ghouloriented]

This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………

[wetigers]

Why are straight people like this

[officialjared19]

So…. which is which……

[cubeg1rl]

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

my autistic ass: heads on into the Quiet Door praying for peace

[bewitchingherz]

Guys this is really obvious?? Blablablabla is for those who enjoy a chat in the bathroom. You know, those that will yell in the stall “DOES ANYONE HAVE PAPER??”, talk in the line to the bathroom about the line in the bathroom, explain to you there isnt soap and the only sinks that work are 1 and 3, that when urinating will just casually talk about the weather. Bla is for those who just rather shake themselves if there isnt toilet paper, who rather discover for themselves where there isn’t soap and complain in their heads that the line is taking too fucking damn long. tl;dr it is separeted by socially outgoing and socially shy!

[forbiddenseason]

The only two genders: introverts and extroverts

[princesconsuela]

wine expert

[barcforlife]

[borderlinedaemon]

the disorder™: hey maybe go check up on the people who abandoned you

me: that sounds like a really bad idea-

the disorder™: nah it’ll make you feel a whole lot better

me: ok sure yeah it does s-

me: *checks their blog/profile and sees that they are functioning perfectly fine and have continued on living without me*

me: ok what in the fuck

(neurotypicals don’t rb)

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety