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PALM SPRINGS (2020) dir. Max Barbakow
“Im too good at many things!”
meme
if he could, he would roll his eyes so much people would mistake him for a seer in the middle of a prophecy. he would have to double check with that one girl in slytherin if that was true or just dramatization. in this place---you could never tell. instead, what rufus did to his dear older sister was frown.
“most people would make fun of you for saying that,” rufus said finally but he knew that his sister sometimes put more exceptions on herself. “luckily, i’m hufflepuff so i guess that means something.”
he sighed then and then he passed her some chocolate from hogsmeade. “eat some of this and relax, elena.”
Fuck It! My Immortal Sentence Starters!
Taken from here and slightly edited for rp purposes. General warning for some fuckery.
“I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.”
“I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie!”
“I’m a goth.” In case you couldn’t tell.
“I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.”
“It’s snowing and raining so there’s no sun—which I’m very happy about.”
“A lot of preps are staring at me.” Puts up middle finger at them.
“Is it good? Please tell me, fangz!”
“Preps, stop flaming ma story!”
“Do you like __?”
“No I so fucking don’t!”
“Good Charlotte is having a concert in Hogsmeade.”
“Oh. My. Fucking. GOD! They’re my favorite band, besides MCR.”
“What the fucking hell?”
“He put his thingie in my you-know-what.”
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.”
“The only reson he swor was bcuz he had a headache!”
“You ludacris fools!”
“Why would you do that you ludacris dunces?”
“BECAUSE I LOVE HER”
“Fine. Very well. Go up to your rooms.”
“My name is ___ but people mostly call me Vampire these days.”
“Why?”
“Because I like the taste of human blood.” Giggles.
“Well, I’m a Vampire.”
“Dark misery was in his depressed eyes.”
“She is very haunted and depressed about it.”
“Since she has converted to Satanism she is now Slytherin now not Griffindoor.”
“He dumped me because he liked Britney, the stupid preppy fucker.”
“I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.”
“I hath telekinesis.”
“We call him Diabolo now.”
“You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.”
“How fucking could you–you–you–fucking poser muggle bitch!”
“I started crying tears of blood.”
“Abra Kedavra!”
“What do you know? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”
“I MAY NOT BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT! BUT I’M ALSO A SATANIST!”
“I thought you didn’t have the scar anymore?”
“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me.”
“Fuck off. You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up preps like you.”
“Imo noto okayo!”
“You look Kawaii, girl.”
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!”
“Allah Kedavra!”
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!”
“Snaketail, what are thou doing?”
“It’s so unfair! Why can’t I be ugly or plain like da other girls!”
“Im too good at many things!”
“WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!”
“So I guess ur a prep or a Cristina or a what now?”
“OK then I guess I will have to.”
“___ are you a PREP?”
“Hey bitch you look Kawaii.”
“U moronic idiots!”
“What a fucking poser!”
carnationhearted
‘‘ i am a very reliable person. and of course, i do expect the drink to be great. i’m personally rather fond of rum these days. ’’
“you sure are. and rum, eh? i’ll make sure to keep that in mind. other than crazy brothers and rum--what have you been up to here?”
carnationhearted
‘‘ —no guarantee that my influence on my little brother will suffice, but i’ll try. who wouldn’t want a drink named after them? ’’
“see? i knew i could count on you. and i’ll make it a great drink, promise. i’ve only been in the business for about six or seven decades.”
“ you expect me to believe that ? ”
meme
“i mean…i sure hoped you would?” rufus replied because. well, really. how do you respond in a Not Suspicious way? in his two thousand years of living he never found a way to respond to that. that line was questioning he was somewhat used to, between his dearly departed siblings and parents OR his still alive and just woken up dear sister. then again, it was about fifty years since he heard it from her.
“but since you don’t, can i offer you another story?”
“ don’t walk away when i’m talking to you ”
meme
had he been doing that? perhaps. but after their disastrous reunion, he didn’t expect to run into her again so soon. maybe he spilled some coffee in his escape but he also did not hear her speak to him in this little french-esque coffee place. the poor girl behind the counter looked concerned for him.
but he did not hear any indication from elena that she was speaking to him until of course, she reprimanded him and dammit. wasn’t he past this? two thousand years ago that tone of voice would had frozen him. just as it did now.
(he was not the type to think so much of the past, only sometimes when the mood struck him. he left that to dion and april for the most part.)
still. he did freeze and look behind him, hot coffee on his front. “iunia—er, elena. hi! didn’t see you there. coffee, am i right?”
“ you’ll be the death of me for sure ”
meme
“you mean again? i didn’t take you the type for death humor, elena.”
“ i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time ” (hogwarts verse)
meme
he rolled his eyes as far as he could. that was better than just hexing his sister and running away before she could do anything about it, right? he sighed. she would run after him or worse---tell their mother. still. he was a petulant eleven year old and she was his (at the moment) annoying older sister.
“you KNOW i hate heights.” he complained to her. the red and gold of her robes annoyed him. she was the brave one, not him. “and why are you here anyway, it’s first year class.” maybe she was skipping. but then, he didn’t think the flying professor would be impressed with that.
starters / prompts taken from various characters starring in the game fire emblem : three houses . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ feel free to say hi whenever you like ”
“ don’t hold back for my sake ”
“ you think I’m so clumsy that I need someone to watch over me ? ”
“ you act like you’re full of regret , but I know you don’t really mean it ”
“ you actually look more handsome to me with honesty on your face ”
“ don’t be ashamed of crying ”
“ could you keep quiet for a bit ? ”
“ you’re actually kind of amazing ”
“ do you mean to imply you have no intention of acting a bit more respectably ? ”
“ stop acting so nonchalant about getting hurt or killed ”
“ naive and uptight is no way to live your life ”
“ you’d better watch that temper ”
“ i am absolutely disinterested in spending any time with you ”
“ your lack of self-awareness is deeply troubling ”
“ I’ll just be straightforward about taking advantage of you ”
“ when will you tire of challenging me in pointless competitions ? ”
“ you expect me to believe that ? ”
“ i’ve had enough of your foolish antics ”
“ i wish you would not sneak up on me like that ”
“ before you reprimand me , take a moment to consider your own failings ”
“ it is like hearing a snake sing an aria ”
“ am I hearing a deathbed confession ? ”
“ i never have any idea what you’re talking about ”
“ don’t walk away when i’m talking to you ”
“ you’ll be the death of me for sure ”
“ i do not intend to die ”
“ i can’t believe you put yourself at risk for my benefit ”
“ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile ”
“ i do not desire your gratitude ”
“ you’re surprisingly strong for how slender you appear ”
“ perhaps i was flustered needlessly ”
“ i had forgotten how charmingly ethereal you can be ”
“ you’re going a little overboard ”
“ you have shaken me to my very core ”
“ so this is what death is like ”
“ if you get sick of me , i’m sorry ahead of time ”
“ i’m embarrassed just thinking about it ”
“ you’re like a little brother to me ”
“ spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t sound so bad ”
“ if our roles were reversed , I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you ”
“ you actually hate me , right ? ”
“ you haven’t stabbed me yet ”
“ i want to be more like you ”
“ i actually envy the size of your heart ”
“ i don’t think you can solve all your problems by throwing a few punches ”
“ there aren’t a lot of people like you in the world ”
“ sorry I’ve been so oblivious to your needs ”
“ sometimes you just can’t afford to wait around for someone else to notice ”
“ yesterday’s enemy is today’s ally ”
“ you have to abandon old feuds ”
“ learn to protect yourself before trying to protect me ”
“ i always trust that you’ve got my back ”
“ if only people could be more like flowers ”
“ if you promise not to resort to violence , I’ll do whatever you want ”
“ i can’t stand the sight of me either ”
“ i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time ”
“ i did what was necessary to get you to comply ”
“ you have so much power in you , just waiting to be unleashed ”
“ i’m hopelessly terrified of you ”
Animal Familiar Quiz. black leopard
Also known as the Panther, this animal familiar is very stealthy and silent, seemingly the essence of the night and shadows. However, they are far from having an evil or dark reputation. Black Leopards represent seeing the beauty in all things, and finding good in even the darkest of circumstances. People with this familiar are usually good at expressing themselves, either artistically or through their talents and passions.
A Black Leopard familiar helps their master feel safe and secure, inspires them, and can act as a mentor or teacher to them.
This familiar represents:
Expressing yourself
Seeing the beauty in anything
Facing fears
Intelligence
Night
Grace
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triceturned
It didn’t happen often that he returned from one of his heists to find he had a visitor. Usually he’d plan them during the winter when it was less likely that humans would venture too far into the wilderness but this time boredom and greed had gotten the better of him anyway. And while he’d been successful, he’d not enjoyed his little adventure as much as usual. Precisely because of something like this. He’d felt it clawing in the back of his mind; paranoia. But just because he was paranoid, didn’t mean nobody would try something while he was gone. Nathan checked his disguise for any flaws that might give him away before he carefully made his way towards the figure loitering around outside his home.
With narrowed eyes he inspected his visitor. The man munching on a mouthful of apple certainly looked harmless enough but Nate had seen him before. If his memory was correct, this guy was a fellow survivor. It eased his mind but lowering his guard before he knew what the other dragon wanted would be foolish.
“Good day. Have i kept you waiting? “
ah and there he was, the dragon. he did look hm, what was the word? alert? paranoid? oh well. rufus did just wait here instead of leaving and trying again but he also had the time to wait. and truthfully, all it took was eating one apple for the other to come home so that made it Much easier. he lobbed the apple core away from them and shrugged at the other dragon.
“eh, not really. i just ate one apple while i enjoyed the view around here.” he answered with a shrug. “i mostly came here for a goods exchange, if you’re....not busy.” he indicated the other’s artfully human disguise and what looked to be a bundle he carried. rufus knew enough about nathan that the man did not enjoy leaving his cave, nor did he enjoy visitors without gifts. but that was most dragons (the second part at least). unless one had a close relationship, exceptions were made. and theirs was a mixture of business and being survivors of a dwindling race.
humans are so Loud and for What
what in the got dam........
@triceturned
nearly a hundred years ago, rufus would not see any benefit to knowing a human sorcerer. they were magical, sure, but also human and he had a very real distaste for humans. however, knowing dion made an entirely new way for him to get More Shiny Objects when he “helped” him. and with one such Shiny Object in his pocket and an apple in his hand, he awaited the one dragon he could turn to for when it came with some nice relaxing plants.
(it was, essentially, dragon weed.)
he bit into the apple and sighed. he did not really wish to go inside when he could not hear nate bumbling about in there. it was a Respect thing, to not go near another dragon’s hoard. also a survival instinct. he could hear a shift nearby and hoped that it was nate and not some wayward mortal or another magical creature. he didn’t FEEL like talking them out of going near this place. he bit into his apple and looked around, lazy yet somewhat alert.
marvoile
even elena who might just be banned from calling herself a dragon if people knew how un-dragon-like her hoard was ( and if she was not one of the last female dragons ) knew that dwarfen-made crafts fetched a high price at any supernatural market on the planet. probably on human markets, too, she guessed as she reminded herself of the quality and the fine craftsmanship dwarves were capable of. but just like her brother, she had little care for the monetary value of the pocket watch. for her, its value was measured by the fondness she had for her brother, not for the purity of the metal.
‘‘ rufus, ’’ she chided gently as she shook her head at her younger brother. she vaguely recalled days when he had been naught but a hatchling — tiny, uncoordinated and a little lazy. she had scolded him often then as well, mostly because the world was not very kind to dragons that were unable to keep a low profile. she swallowed; she had always been very discreet ( for someone who was as large as she was in her true form ) and it had done her no good. ‘‘ impersonating an amnesiac? that was your best idea in that situation?’’ she asked, the corners of her mouth being tugged upward. ‘‘ how undignified. and the poor sorcerer — did you ever tell him that you were, well, a dragon? ’’
at the familiar tone of her chiding, he grinned. when he was a younger dragon, barley a hatchling and much smaller in shape---he often got annoyed with it. but he could see the sense in it as he grew older and saw other dragons get killed or just...die. she was looking out for him, even back then. now, it was a comfort to hear from her. if his younger self heard him think that he’d be thoroughly disappointed. as it was now, he pulled a face at her.
“when have i ever been dignified?” he pointed out to her. self deprecating humor was His Thing but also: he never tried to be such a thing ever. it was boring! he was bored of that. “also---why ruin something so inherently hilarious? i don’t think he’d be actually mad at me if he ever found out. he might even understand why i would be uncomfortable being outed as a dragon, all things considered.” dragon hunters still existed, after all. “we can meet him if you’re up to that, but for now i’d rather just chill with you, if that’s fine.”