Lovely Nonsense

main blog to the side slide. early 30s, minors DNI

[poesparakeet-fics]

Commissions are open for the first time ever!

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Fandoms:

Critical Role

NADDPOD

Baldurs Gate 3

Most star treks

Supernatural

Sherlock

Dr. Who

Hannibal

Got another Fandom? Hit me up, I sometimes know things. You can see other stuff I've written here!

[saphieandprude]

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[poesparakeet]

It's us! Spread the word and help us ditch this long distance thing by spreading it around! ;)

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[poesparakeet]

Real fake language talk for a sec

If you were going to substitute an Earth language for Undercommon, which one would you pick?

[ineffectualdemon]

I don't think some people understand that true joy in any relationship (romantic or whatever the fuck I have going on) is when you say or share a thing that makes your partner sigh and then stare off in the middle distance as they regret ever having met you

And I can hear some of you saying that's some heterosexual nonsense but NO

NO

This is UNIVERSAL

And it's not genuine hate or regret at like being with you. They still love you and shit it's just you said or sent them something SO CURSED that they just are filled with Regret

And then you cackle like the horrible little gremlin you are and scuttle off to find more things so you can respond to their eventual retaliation

And that is what love is

[shera-dnd]

“I love you” is all nice and good, but nothing compares to “I love you, but shut the fuck up”

[writing-prompt-s]

Science fiction is full of first contact stories, but is there a such thing as LAST contact?  Decide exactly what that means, and write about it.

[elidyce]

It was too late, when the humans came. They were a young species, still exploring outwards, vital and thriving. 

We… were not. 

War had ravaged us, and sickness, and war once again, until our population dwindled beyond the point of recovery. We struggled against that, of course… we used genetic manipulation, and cloning, and even more desperate measures. None succeeded. When the humans came, we were sinking into apathy, only a few tens of us left. We had begun to discuss whether we should commit a mass suicide, or simply wait to fade away. 

And then the young species came, in their clumsy ships, and they asked us why we were so few. 

“We are becoming extinct,” we told them. “We have passed the point of recovery.” 

It is custom to avoid the races that are dying – once a species reaches the point of inevitable extinction, even war is suspended, and the fiercest enemy pulls back. The custom was born of plagues and poisons that could be carried forth from a dying world to afflict a healthy one, but it has the implacable weight of tradition now. After we are gone, after they have waited for the prescribed period of quarantine, there will be a fight for our world. Habitable worlds are few, and this is a good one, with plenty of free groundwater and thriving vegetation. It is a bitter thing to be grateful for the custom that allows us to die in peace, but we are grateful.

But the humans don’t know that custom, and they do not leave. They seem distraught, when we tell them we are dying, and try to offer their aid - but their technology is behind ours, and it is too late. When they realize that they can’t save us, though, they do something that bewilders us. 

Keep reading

[taebaelee]

Why are cishet men like this…

[taebaelee]

Only good response.

[textonly]

[captfuzzybuns-deactivated202004]

Thank you!

[prince-ardyn-lucis-caelum]

Told ya to stop thinking about a third party.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

STOP THINKING ABOUT THIRD PARTY

[sarahseeandersen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Sarah Andersen

[gracewins]

[poesparakeet]

Me watching Helsing

Me: Dammit this is the least gay vampire thing I've ever seen.

Me:That Helsing lady is amazing...

*Helsing lady has a glorious femdom blood drinking scene with police girl*

Me: I stand corrected oh glory oh lord

[poesparakeet]

It's "Attack On Titan" in space.

The way my girlfriend gets me to watch an anime.

[pr1nceshawn]

[lemondifficult]

Man it really tickles me how many years women were banned from fighting in the military and now men are turning around and blaming the fact that only men have to register for the draft on feminists

Like??? Buddy…

You’re never gonna believe who set that system up

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Montreal police arson squad investigates private surgical centre fire

Centre offers cosmetic and reconstructive surgery including for gender reassignment

Montreal police are investigating a suspicious fire at a private medical centre which offers various cosmetic and reconstructive surgeries including for gender reassignment.

One patient who was supposed to have gender reassignment surgery tomorrow told CBC News that the surgery has been postponed as a result of the incident.

On Monday around 8:45 p.m., police say a man entered the Centre Métropolitain de Chirurgie at 999 Salaberry St. and left an incendiary object inside.

The suspect fled on foot.

The fire was extinguished by sprinklers prior to the arrival of firefighters.

No one was hurt.

Montreal police do not yet know the motive and have turned the investigation over to their arson squad.

Centre officials have not responded to interview requests.

[ghostmath]

idk if you guys know but this isnt just a gender surgery clinic this is THE gender surgery clinic

as in the only one in canada

if youre trans and you want surgery youll go through these doors

this is a big fucking deal

[chrispineofficial]

i love sipping my delicious beverage and watching the republican party die

[stability]