Lark

he | 20 | writer, painter and artist | st, wh40k, tf2/apex | mdnf | incest/pedo are unwelcome

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[laceration-d0ll]

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

[seaphine]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[orpheuslament]

terrifying when you watch a movie or a show or whatever & youre like that was fun but it felt a little redundant they didnt need to hammer the point home that much & then you go online & theres thousands of people going that was so weird i did not get it what did that mean google.com ending explained please?

[ozempicofficial]

[0ceansoftime]

epilogue gay bar discourse resurfacing again even after six months is so ridiculous. there is nothing offensive about the depiction of will at the bar meeting his friend/boyfriend. the argument that will wouldn't smoke/drink/engage in any sexual relationship is inherently puritanical. there is nothing insidious about gay bars, and implying that will's presence there means that he will contract AIDS is homophobic.

[liberalsarecool]

Every racist MAGA/GOP/KKK slippery slope prediction is worthless.

[homophobla]

People have been getting a bit parasocial so I think I need to say this:

I am your friend. I know you. You know me. This blog represents my whole complete true self. We are best friends. I love you. I want you carnally, as a friend. Thank you. You mean so much to me as an individual. You aren't a number. Send me money

[crazysodomite]

the racism against indians is just overwhelming and insane. its everywhere. people go out of their way to talk about how indian immigrants are 'the worst kind of immigrants' when its people working their ass off to get a medical degree while working underpaid jobs in delivery just to get a better life.

people are literally chomping at the bit to say indians are the reason their wages are falling and their life is getting worse because indians are ready to work for less money or some shit. it's actually very disturbing

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[wicked-felina]

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

[our-queer-experience]

[ackee]

what it is like being on tumblr.com actually

[0ceansoftime]

epilogue gay bar discourse resurfacing again even after six months is so ridiculous. there is nothing offensive about the depiction of will at the bar meeting his friend/boyfriend. the argument that will wouldn't smoke/drink/engage in any sexual relationship is inherently puritanical. there is nothing insidious about gay bars, and implying that will's presence there means that he will contract AIDS is homophobic.

[memorycycle]

ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

[gooeykit]

you would make this post

[memorycycle]

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