[()] WELCOME TO MUSCULAR THEATER, SISTERS

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[andmynameisadora]

it might not mean much to you, but! i’m she-ra, princess of power. the last one, conqueror of evil, breaker of her own chains, liberator of the UNIVERSE.

[pointedheel]

[()] HAH

[()] Alright, ‘princess.’ Must be a pretty WEAK planet to have THAT as its premier title.

[()] But fine. By all means, meet me in the ring. Maybe you’ll get LUCKY and last TWO moments after all.

[andmynameisadora]

hey! i’m actually very feared by my enemies. but FINE, consider it a date. of meat colliding destiny wait that sounds stupid.

[pointedheel]

[()] HAH. Sure you are, princess.

[()] And INCORRECT. MEAT COLLIDING DESTINY IS PERFECT

[()] SEE YOU IN THE RING SISTER HH

[andmynameisadora]

it might not mean much to you, but! i’m she-ra, princess of power. the last one, conqueror of evil, breaker of her own chains, liberator of the UNIVERSE.

[pointedheel]

[()] HAH

[()] Alright, ‘princess.’ Must be a pretty WEAK planet to have THAT as its premier title.

[()] But fine. By all means, meet me in the ring. Maybe you’ll get LUCKY and last TWO moments after all.

[andmynameisadora]

well yeah see, i’m an alien. i’m not sure what currency you use!! but i’d love to see the glory that is you. or… what does it take to compete in a match?

[pointedheel]

[()] HAH

[()] Thank you’ve got what it takes to face me in the ring, sister?

[()] I am the UNDEFEATED CHAMPION of OUTGLUT MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] Lasting a MOMENT against me in the ring is a feat most only DREAM OF.

[()] All you have to do is sign up. Entry is free of charge for competitors, sister.

[()] If you have the guts.

[andmynameisadora]

of course i have the guts! power is in my full title! i’m a big hero on my world, very few can even stand up to my might. i will last at least TWO moments!

[pointedheel]

[()] Oh yeah? What IS your title then, sister?

[andmynameisadora]

well yeah see, i’m an alien. i’m not sure what currency you use!! but i’d love to see the glory that is you. or… what does it take to compete in a match?

[pointedheel]

[()] HAH

[()] Thank you’ve got what it takes to face me in the ring, sister?

[()] I am the UNDEFEATED CHAMPION of OUTGLUT MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] Lasting a MOMENT against me in the ring is a feat most only DREAM OF.

[()] All you have to do is sign up. Entry is free of charge for competitors, sister.

[()] If you have the guts.

[andmynameisadora]

pointedheel​:

[()] No worries, sister.

[()] Exceedingly few fans can bear the presence of such a MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN AS I.

[()] And yes, many, MANY TABLES.

[()] Tell me if you ever get the chance to partake in one of my matches. I’d be HAPPY to autograph any MOOLAH PARAPHERNALIA you purchase.

it’s a sporting event, and you mention paraphernalia… wow. alright. i do have a means of getting to alternia, but i’m assuming like most sporting events you need like. tickets.

i’ll keep you posted, wow.

[pointedheel]

[()] Indeed, but I ensure the cost of entry is low.

[()] I REFUSE to disallow ANYONE from seeing the GLORY that is ME

[()] If need be, I can foot the bill myself. It isn’t often I get the chance to PERSONALLY INTRODUCE a newcomer to the WORLD OF MUSCULAR THEATER.

[andmynameisadora]

pointedheel​:

[()] No, I do not ‘just show off my muscles.’

[()] I also use them to SLAM MY OPPONENTS THROUGH SO MANY TABLES THAT THEIR DESCENDANTS ARE AFRAID OF MEAL BLOCKS.

[()] It’s not a beauty pageant, sister. I’m showing off what these muscles can DO to anyone FOOLISH ENOUGH to get in their way.

[()] As for your own potential career in the art, drama can be LEARNED over time just as much as HUGE MUSCLES can be created by APPROPRIATE WORKOUT ROUTINES.

[()] Though my own skills are unparalleled, even someone with NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE may APPROACH my abilities with enough DEVOTION and TRAINING.

you sound uh

phenomenal i’m a little overcome

um.

thank like all the gods it’s not just a beauty pageant and you can use those and it’s the point TO use your

muscles

wow i’m…VERY interested now. that must be… so many tables. 

[pointedheel]

[()] No worries, sister.

[()] Exceedingly few fans can bear the presence of such a MAGNIFICENT SPECIMEN AS I.

[()] And yes, many, MANY TABLES.

[()] Tell me if you ever get the chance to partake in one of my matches. I’d be HAPPY to autograph any MOOLAH PARAPHERNALIA you purchase.

[andmynameisadora]

pointedheel​:

[()] ‘What’s muscular theater?’ For shame, sister.

[()] SHAME, SISTER.

[()] MUSCULAR THEATER is none other than the GREATEST of sporting events, the HIGHEST art, and the MOST GLORIOUS CREED KNOWN TO TROLLKIND.

[()] It is, as you may have guessed, a combination of the LESSER YET STILL RESPECTABLE ARTS of THEATER and WRESTLING.

well, i’m not a troll! and i’m pretty sheltered anyway. but that is… a potent combination. theater and wrestling? i can’t act to save my life, but i can certainly wrestle and fight. i’m very proud of my muscles, actually. 

so you just… show off your muscles?

[pointedheel]

[()] No, I do not ‘just show off my muscles.’

[()] I also use them to SLAM MY OPPONENTS THROUGH SO MANY TABLES THAT THEIR DESCENDANTS ARE AFRAID OF MEAL BLOCKS.

[()] It’s not a beauty pageant, sister. I’m showing off what these muscles can DO to anyone FOOLISH ENOUGH to get in their way.

[()] As for your own potential career in the art, drama can be LEARNED over time just as much as HUGE MUSCLES can be created by APPROPRIATE WORKOUT ROUTINES.

[()] Though my own skills are unparalleled, even someone with NO PRIOR EXPERIENCE may APPROACH my abilities with enough DEVOTION and TRAINING.

[andmynameisadora]

pointedheel replied to your post “20 are you starting to realize anything??”

HELL YEAH YOU ARE SISTER HH

you’re awfully confident when you don’t really know me.

[pointedheel]

[()] EVERYONE is worth SOMETHING, sister.

[()] Recognizing that includes you is the first step to INCREASING that worth by whatever means you so choose

[()] Personally, I recommend achieving FAME AND GLORY IN THE RING OF MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] But other, less alternatives are also available.

[andmynameisadora]

well, i agree with you there! everybody’s worth something. just hard when it’s yourself. and i don’t really need more fame and glory, i could probably use less. but what’s muscular theater?

[pointedheel]

[()] ‘What’s muscular theater?’ For shame, sister.

[()] SHAME, SISTER.

[()] MUSCULAR THEATER is none other than the GREATEST of sporting events, the HIGHEST art, and the MOST GLORIOUS CREED KNOWN TO TROLLKIND.

[()] It is, as you may have guessed, a combination of the LESSER YET STILL RESPECTABLE ARTS of THEATER and WRESTLING.

[andmynameisadora]

pointedheel replied to your post “20 are you starting to realize anything??”

HELL YEAH YOU ARE SISTER HH

you’re awfully confident when you don’t really know me.

[pointedheel]

[()] EVERYONE is worth SOMETHING, sister.

[()] Recognizing that includes you is the first step to INCREASING that worth by whatever means you so choose

[()] Personally, I recommend achieving FAME AND GLORY IN THE RING OF MUSCULAR THEATER

[()] But other, less alternatives are also available.

[erifin-alt]

Ok so I haven’t seen anyone post this but the indigo train cart is fancy as fuck

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[thatsbelievable]

[pointedheel]

[()] What the fuck kind of name is ‘BOXING’ anyways

[()] It makes it sound like you’re competing to see who can move to a new hive faster.

[crepuxulum]

;99 !!

[carnivalsoration]

:oD

[himynameiscatra]

m!a: it’s time to INCREASE CAT. for... let’s say a week, you’re Smilodon-like! You get to be She-Ra height, She-Ra buff, and you gain a shaggier pelt and big sabertooth fangs!~

Okay, this just looks like bullshit and words. It makes Catra scoff in disbelief that someone would say those things all together. What the hell is an M!A anyways? What does it matter, it meant nothing to her so of course she ignored it. What even is a sabertooth, or a Smilodon anyways? Eugh. She'd discard the message, continuing to lazily lounge in Adora's bedroom.

Except the truth of the matter was that it didn't matter whether or not Catra believed it. Because in a matter of minutes, everything felt a LOT shorter to her than usual - and smaller. The bed didn't feel quite as comfortable, and with a grunt and a wiggle she shifted her weight to sit up. There was an uncomfortable feeling at her lips. Now things just felt wrong - so with a grunt of effort Catra got out of the bed to stand before the body mirror only to find a drastic change.

Okay, she KNOWS this isn't normal.

[pointedheel]

((ayy discords back up thank god

[hatsunemikuwheresheshouldntbe]

HATSUNE MIKU SHOULDN’T DO THIS

[gamecubewizard]

RING IS MINE