DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

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[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[jungwildeandfree]

Sometimes i am like, 'Drones isnt even my favorite Muse album,' and then i listen to it and half my web serial is in the lyrics, so clearly something is going on

[lokaror]

i know your not supposed to but i do love swiping up gnomes through the window as your drive past them. they giggle and shit its so funny. if you grab the hat just right you dont even gotta slow down

[orcboxer]

they giggle and what

[lokaror]

AND SHIT

[catasters]

[zoi-no-miko]

THE VOID LICKY LICKY

[naamahdarling]

[mousegirlheart]

*opening to House Of The Rising Sun plays*

There is...

A mouse...

[sliversoakley4]

[jami-c]

has entered the vault thank you

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Yesterday = Death approaches from all sides

Today = Shaggadelic baby

[melda0m3]

[cryptotheism]

When you yell at me this is what you're being mean to [Image of what looks like your dad getting hit by a car. The driver is a green witch.]

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spacemancharisma]

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[maglor-still-lives]

The idea that elves are spiritually healed in Mandos before being reembodied adds a cool dimension to stories about their rebirth, especially among those who never died.

[maglor-still-lives]

Maedhros: of course I feel bad about the kinslayings, and I wish they hadn’t happened… but like… it’s all in the past, you know?

Maglor, still awash in guilt: what. the pray tell FUCK are you talking about?