I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

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I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.
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You've been a bad little dimmie haven't you? Mummy's going to have to put some chicken salt on you. You've been waiting for me in this bain marie alllll day right? That's good. Get that white paper bag all greasy for me. Good girl.
#chickensaltplay #dimsim #deepfrieddimsim #chickensaltondimsim #itsnotamispellingofdimsumitsadistinctthing #lookituponwikipediaorsomething
people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour
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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.
rebecca black was right. It’s Friday
Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency
(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.
[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]
in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well
is the ; or : more language
: is more language but ; is sexier
one million more kitties have been deployed to earth
What doy ou think avout adverbs
it's short for adverbisements