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[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[innerchildabortionclinic]

and it's called GULPER EEL? world so beautiful

[goryfluff]

What is that? Looks like a Muppet.

Gulper Eel Balloons Its Massive Jaws | Nautilus Live

[importantcatpics]

[dogpuppy]

[grickle14]

Feeling the breeze.

[babushkaat]

[dogpuppy]

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[burntcopper]

things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

[thewarmvoid]

we must love one another more than they hate us.

I see no way else to survive this. If we do not love one another more than we hate them, what they’ve done and are continuing to do to us, they will outlive us. We must outlive our enemies. We outlive them by actively loving one another more than they could ever actively hate + seek to destroy us. We must love one another more than they hate us.

[thewarmvoid]

solidarity is not transaction, it is a vow & this is what I mean by “loving” one another. not a romantic, sexual or even familial love. it is a love defined by a vow to fight for freedom, an understanding that our freedom depends on one anothers. my freedom depends on yours and yours depends on mine.

[c-53]

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

[c-53]

Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

[cipheramnesia]

#mybrick

[deaths-accountant]

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

[dragongirlteeth]

Air to air combat is the easiest form of warfare to argue that both parties consent to. Dogfighting is basically kink and it should turn you on at least a little.

[skc-official]

"yeah this is a totally platonic rivalry" you are literally doing this

[transgender-dumpster-princess]

This honestly does it all such little justice. You need to know your opponents airframe intimately- how it handles, turns, how much it weights and how it pulls against the air. How to dance with her body elegantly, and all for just a brief moment under the sights. The strain of your body as you pull the stick, the strain of the engines as they try to give all the force you need. All for a glimpse. The blood rushing from your head as you push forward, the fight for elevation, dominance, potential energy. Position is gained slowly and lost quickly. Eagerness can find you vulnerable, under the eye of your enemy. And all they need too, just a brief glimpse. Just one moment under her sights till you’re undone, penetrated, bleeding oil and smoke and shuddering.

[daylights-rain]

Aircraft Mechanic (angry): Hey! You're trying to fuck my wife!

[dankxsinatra]

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[questcult]

Don’t forget this one.

[aprofessionaln00b]

The pear caveman one always gets me. @thealphapigeon you always make me laugh when I need to

[undeadhousewife]

I ate a peach the other night that had me being like clearly Eve wasn’t lost by a fucking apple but was this blissful creation of god that made her willing to sin so deeply, as I had juice pouring down my arms and chin and I’m moaning like a virgin’s first deep kiss. And come morning there’s another peach and I’m like hhheeeyy baby don’t mine if I do then I bit into it to be met with the most dry ass mealy shit know to man and I cried.