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d a n k  m e m e s  a n d  a d u l t  t h e m e s  f o r  e d g y  t e e n s

[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[melda0m3]

[cryptotheism]

When you yell at me this is what you're being mean to [Image of what looks like your dad getting hit by a car. The driver is a green witch.]

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch

[renousim]

give me your most controversial music opinion

[empathviv]

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

such is the extraordinary power of the elf stones

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[spacemancharisma]

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[liberalsarecool]

Stay engaged.

[maglor-still-lives]

The idea that elves are spiritually healed in Mandos before being reembodied adds a cool dimension to stories about their rebirth, especially among those who never died.

[maglor-still-lives]

Maedhros: of course I feel bad about the kinslayings, and I wish they hadn’t happened… but like… it’s all in the past, you know?

Maglor, still awash in guilt: what. the pray tell FUCK are you talking about?

[nyancrimew]

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

[beardedmrbean]

[herpsandbirds]

American or Brown Creeper (Certhia americana), family Certhiidae, order Passeriformes, WI, USA

photograph by Eric Keller

[memewhore]

[important-cat-pics]

[paperplateprose]

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