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[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[crazy-brazilian]

wife material

[jungwildeandfree]

every time i think i am having a normal day and then Two Earthlings (Brosio 2009) comes along and fucking suplexes me into the floor

[misscromwellsmonocle]

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[durbikins]

[tangledbeast]

[jungwildeandfree]

hwoah momma it's happenin' agin! by lord--i got the spirit in me! [i sit down at the keyboard and write 9,500 words of yuri]

[jungwildeandfree]

Editor's Note: in this case "the spirit" is largely caffeine

[blair-kamo]

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[ryan-sometimes]

What’s funny about being goth or punk is that kids generally aren’t scared of you. When I’m all dressed up with the big hair, dark makeup, and spiky clothes, little girls in particular treat me like I’m a disney princess

[toniins]

I am afflicted by hubris in many ways but I think one of the ways I am most afflicted by hubris is that I am fully convinced that if you gave me a month in Elon musks proximity I could grift enough fortune out of that man to put a solid dent in world hunger

[toniins]

It would be so easy. He's an old white South African idiot who's obsessed with space and concerningly down bad for fae goths. I'm a young white goth female aerospace engineer from a South African family. I'm hot as fuck. I've spent enough time around crystal girlies to understand his pseudoscience bullshit and enough around men who grew up under apartheid to be able to reasonably fake intellectualised racism and enough around tech bros to parrot their ridiculous AI talking points. I'd have him eating out of the palm of my hand within a week. Ohhhh daddy musk the system's just not set up to help white folk like me I need one billion dollars so I can go to MIT and show those DEI postdocs how a real African innovates.

And then I take that shit and bolt

[zim-kinnie]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[zim-kinnie]

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

[skyheartstar13]

It’s true and you should say it.

[zim-kinnie]

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

[shipping-is-life-1-0-1]

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

[zim-kinnie]

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

[shimmedmilk]

you mean, like, ня?

[aveture]

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

[zim-kinnie]

ня

[verminviscount]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

[zim-kinnie]

НЯ

[degenerate-perturbation]

НЯ

[give-fnc-chocolate]

[zicygomar]

[exvind]

OH. GOD.

[lizord-lord]

THATS SO FUNNY

[jungwildeandfree]

idk if it's the way they film it or the quality of camera or the way it diffuses through water and maybe it's different in person but something about cherenkov radiation just looks so seductive

[jungwildeandfree]

yes. you understand

[jungwildeandfree]

idk if it's the way they film it or the quality of camera or the way it diffuses through water and maybe it's different in person but something about cherenkov radiation just looks so seductive

[jungwildeandfree]

for clarity i do not give a shit about control rods or uranium or whatever i want to make out with the soft blue glow of electrons being accelerated to the speed of light

[jungwildeandfree]

idk if it's the way they film it or the quality of camera or the way it diffuses through water and maybe it's different in person but something about cherenkov radiation just looks so seductive

[jungwildeandfree]

hwoah momma it's happenin' agin! by lord--i got the spirit in me! [i sit down at the keyboard and write 9,500 words of yuri]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them