DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

d a n k  m e m e s  a n d  a d u l t  t h e m e s  f o r  e d g y  t e e n s

[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[hardwrench]

victor hugo was out of paris when his beloved novel les misérables was first published, so he telegraphed his publisher “?” to inquire about the book’s reception, to which his publisher promptly responded, “i still think you should have made inspector javert an elf girl”

[stardatez3ro]

the heart yearns for another knives out movie .please i feel weak .i must have daniel craig playing gay on my screen .i am lost without my gay daniel craig

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[dorothylarouge]

[the-clapping-smiling-pig]

if theres anything you want crushed and ruined just let me know

ill put it in my mangle

[ender--gaming]

Guys stop joking this isn't funny, what if Mitch is alive

[sundewbaby]

Love and light yeah but also sacred rage and darkness

[dorothylarouge]

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

just housed an inadvisable number of mini cupcakes, surely this will have no negative repercussions

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[druggonaut]

Wrong! Humans irrelevant and obsolete now

[charl0ttan]

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

[herpsandbirds]

Spix’s Saddleback Toad aka Pumpkin Toadlet (Brachycephalus ephippium), family Brachycephalidae, endemic to Atlantic Rainforest in SE Brazil

Poisonous.

This is the most common of the Saddleback Toads,  Brachycephalus spp.

As with other Brachycephalus, they lay a few eggs in moist terrestrial locations, and the young live as tadpoles in the eggs, and then hatch out as froglets.

Adults reach a max. snout vent length of up to 19.7 mm (0.78 in).

They are actually unable to hear their own advertisement calls, as their ears are underdeveloped.

They also do not hop, but instead slowly crawl across the forest floor.

photograph by Norton Santos

(Origin of meme is unknown)

[herpsandbirds]

Red Pumpkin Toadlet (Brachycephalus pitanga), family Brachycephalidae, endemic to Atlantic Rainforest in Sao Paolo State, SE Brazil

Poisonous.

As with other Brachycephalus sp., they lay a few eggs in moist terrestrial locations, and the young live as tadpoles in the eggs, and then hatch out as froglets.

Adults reach a max. snout vent length of up to 14 mm (0.55 in).

They are actually unable to hear their own advertisement calls, as their ears are underdeveloped.

They also do not hop, but instead slowly crawl across the forest floor.

photograph by Ana Gabrielle Morais da Silva

[toskarin]

just cracked a can and said "oh right I forgot to shake it" and you will not believe what happened next

[toskarin]

do you think that it is harmful to spread misinformation as an April Fool's joke?

I think everyone should lie all of the time. I think we should live inside of a dream indistinguishable from reality