DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

d a n k  m e m e s  a n d  a d u l t  t h e m e s  f o r  e d g y  t e e n s

[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[lesbiantiana]

why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

[allysia]

I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

[lesbiantiana]

he did??

[allysia]

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does??? 

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[ashbelero]

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

[catadromously]

please welcome: Brood X!

[catadromously]

bonus

[tinyideastuff]

He got bit by a rat

[omnybus]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

[volukai]

bro look out for that cactus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

[emwheezie]

Salad

[hungwy]

[hungwy]

gnome greening out on a pea

[soup-mother]

You've been a bad little dimmie haven't you? Mummy's going to have to put some chicken salt on you. You've been waiting for me in this bain marie alllll day right? That's good. Get that white paper bag all greasy for me. Good girl.

#chickensaltplay #dimsim #deepfrieddimsim #chickensaltondimsim #itsnotamispellingofdimsumitsadistinctthing #lookituponwikipediaorsomething

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[nem23]

[virtualgirladvance]

[fireandslate]

Looking for something new to read this summer? Blank Slate is a dark fantasy webserial about fire, hope, lesbians, religious oppression, and rebellion--and also includes:

post-apocalyptic fantasy kingdom

evil church (with not-so-evil theology)

sinister sellsword haunted by a kindly demon

anxious minstrel who is more clever than she lets on

cold-eyed and treacherous knight with a cool sword and perfect skin

devout and defiant nun who is lethal with a flintlock

courtly knights that wear steel armor

cryptic druids with ancient gold

infrequent but frightening bursts of otherworldly dread

and ever-present,

--an indestructible, stubborn thread of hope electric--

--reminding us that every tyrant will in time come crashing down.

Dark, sapphic, mystical, and updated every Sunday, this character-driven, long-form fantasy web serial is available to read at fireandslate.com!

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.