DO GOOD RECKLESSLY

d a n k  m e m e s  a n d  a d u l t  t h e m e s  f o r  e d g y  t e e n s

[whimsicalfairytales]

I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

the only future of the internet is the following tab of tumblr. death to "for you." Death to algorithmically generated content that exists not to spread humane values or accurate information but only to monetize your attention.

In the future the internet will be dead except for the weirdos who hang out in the post-algorithmic, cratered-out ghost towns, and then and only then will the social internet finally achieve its potential.

[jungwildeandfree]

americans love to keep their expensive vehicle in a big dumb square

[lesbiantiana]

why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

[allysia]

I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

[lesbiantiana]

he did??

[allysia]

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does??? 

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[ashbelero]

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

[catadromously]

please welcome: Brood X!

[catadromously]

bonus

[tinyideastuff]

He got bit by a rat

[omnybus]

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

[volukai]

bro look out for that cactus

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

[emwheezie]

Salad

[hungwy]

[hungwy]

gnome greening out on a pea

[soup-mother]

You've been a bad little dimmie haven't you? Mummy's going to have to put some chicken salt on you. You've been waiting for me in this bain marie alllll day right? That's good. Get that white paper bag all greasy for me. Good girl.

#chickensaltplay #dimsim #deepfrieddimsim #chickensaltondimsim #itsnotamispellingofdimsumitsadistinctthing #lookituponwikipediaorsomething

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[nem23]

[virtualgirladvance]

[fireandslate]

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post-apocalyptic fantasy kingdom

evil church (with not-so-evil theology)

sinister sellsword haunted by a kindly demon

anxious minstrel who is more clever than she lets on

cold-eyed and treacherous knight with a cool sword and perfect skin

devout and defiant nun who is lethal with a flintlock

courtly knights that wear steel armor

cryptic druids with ancient gold

infrequent but frightening bursts of otherworldly dread

and ever-present,

--an indestructible, stubborn thread of hope electric--

--reminding us that every tyrant will in time come crashing down.

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