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I really do think that it’s good for the soul to be unironically pretentious about something. Not in a gatekeeping kind of way but in a “yes, it really is that deep and I would love to enthusiastically and passionately explain why” kind of way.

#finally. a post for Me.

slunch

slunch dinner tip you can put 4 AA batteries and 6 AAA batteries in the oven for 45 minutes at 375 degrees to unlock an easter egg

qqueenofhades

Listen, I know we all very badly want the Official Mitch McConnell Crab Rave (and I still think we have a good chance of getting it), but you gotta admit, the sheer comedic value of ravenously hungering for Mitch Crab Rave for weeks, only for Lindsey Graham to pull a Big Diva Moment (TM) and die instead, was absolutely /chefs kiss/ incredible.

plaguedocboi

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

hungwy

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

penny-anna

This is what I would do if I was Count Binface and I actually won:

Resign from office on the grounds that I only ran for the bants, triggering a further by-election

Immediately announce my candidacy for the by-election.

kittydealer

u/Fine-Dog-9874

threedollarsdotcom

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

catloversu

seikilos-stele

Ursula K. Le Guin

#my story has a message and the quickest way to express that message is the entire text of the story + the experience of reading it

thememedaddy

jv

Most of the world should root for Spain to win the World Cup just because how mad it would make Trump

guiltfactory

you're my mentor and to some extent my wife

Watching the finale for City Council of Darkness, and it's really impressive how Brennan and the Heroes are able to really master this new set of rules, and use them perfectly, without needing to look it up at all, so everything is completely canon compliant. This really is a flawless example of an actual play.

#dimension 20 #city council of darkness