wherefore do we honk

sup motherfuckers. i'm Ringleader. the former ghb. i'm the loser of one revolution and the winner of another. hoping to create peace, long term. please don't call me highblood. [[A hemoflip ghb]]

[texasbama]

MEGAN THEE STALLION Love Island USA Season 8 Episode 23

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[funstealer]

IIIMIII BrokenWeb I Body chain 1

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[goth-queen]

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[bogleech]

You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

[bogleech]

It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley

[acegodzilla]

[fangedup]

So I'm buying this immediately

[greelin]

“is this really a hill you’re willing to die on?” wouldn’t have carried my happy ass up the hill otherwise brother

[ruemilley]

for make a terrible comic day

[dramaticvictorianfemme]

no, you don’t understand. I am obsessed with these.

[xylophonetangerine]

So many people these days are super willing to conflate being annoying with being a morally reprehensible bastard which is not great for all of us annoying people.

[hypnoticvamp]

Seed of Chucky (2004)

[carnivalsoration]

beautiful clowns in my area....

[powerburial]

first year of being a surgeon: ohh im so scared ill mess up, its so hard having power of life and death

10th year of being a surgeon: all right what dumb son of a bitch did you wheel in now? *hitting the body in the head with a hammer* i hate this guy already. lets get to work i guess

[tezzaa]

if i die i want to be skeletonized and then dipped into a very large version of those children's grow your own crystal kits

[tezzaa]

no tumblr it's okay my audience will find me