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[amorverde]

your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics

[taces]

[onlytwitterpics]

[make--it--gayer]

[shadowxkitten]

You: *strapped to a table, gagged, helpless*

Me: *boops ur nose*

[onlydoll]

[boredpanda]

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]

[armito]

[its-just-kennedy]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via rudeweaver)

[pointedinthegeneraldirectio-blog]

Sometimes you end up in the right place at the right time.

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

*sees white Broadway dude*

me: what’s his alma mater?

them: *squints at playbill* oh, he went to University of–

me: no no no I mean was he a Mormon or a Newsie

[xcirclepit]

[no-lungs]

Wow this .gif is so good

[coolbloggermom-deactivated20250]

This gif is the highest quality gif I have ever seen ever

[pointedinthegeneraldirectio-blog]