dont bite my head off

orianna // adult // @sunbeampaladin 🩶 Maid of Space

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hello ...?

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okay cool all my accounts have been safely archived, meaning i can make a new writeblr <3

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hello ...?

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the homestuck pilot was good actually

okay im deleting the app again

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deleting tumblr mobile which means i prolly wont be back for a while i dont use desktop 🥳🥳🥳 bye !

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[kushblazer666]

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What do you call a dog that meditates?

Err…ummmm a uhhh…an…aware wolf.

More sukugo?!!

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Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

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i need all my non dropout mutuals to know what this is fanart of:

(beautiful work op, chefs kiss [each other])

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Naoya’s voiceline in Jujutsu Battles: Tokyo Saga

@superkewlsigma

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"this person is a neonazi!!!!!!"

actually thats a 4channer from 2016 with a mental disorder making tasteless edgy homophobic statements. that sucks and i dont support it but thats not a neonazi.

if you cant back yr shit up with a source do not fucking say it

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jake english looks like this to me

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jake english and dave strider on earth-c chilling and hanging out :)

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jake english looks like this to me

[sunbeampaladin]

ironqrow............ the ancient texts

THE WAY THIS HITS DOUBLE BINGO FOR ME. the way that. that i MALD over what they did in volume 7 and 8 because they fucked over everything good and beautiful for BAIT. AHHHHHHH

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the ironqrow hug :( i miss them lowkey

[sunbeampaladin]

johnkat ? ? ?

YES YES I SHIP JOHNKAT how couldnt i when the first Kismesis eyes moment is dedicated to them.... karkat having beef with john introduced the concept of a hatecrush to me when i read the comic like hes obsessed. its beautiful. its crazy and insane to me that theres no follow up on this.

IMO i would be interested in postcanon seeing at daves wedding when karkat is sulking around, a rebound with john to specifically get back at his ex and it blooming into something that shakes john out of his stupor of depression with a new fixation to hold his attention.

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oh my god postcanon johnkat,,,, karkat being the only one to consistently check in on john even when john insists hes totally fine guys bc karkat knows what thats like,,, to hide away in your hive and tell everyone including yourself that this is what you want...

breath and blood inverts too like they really can know each other on a cosmic level better than anyone else. karkat hung the stars in the skies just for him. john and him could watch a hundred shitty movies together and never get bored of talking over each other during them. they throw popcorn at each other and then laugh when their kisses taste like butter <3

[sunbeampaladin]

hey. so like. satoru/naoya....

YOURE THE PERSON WHO PUT ME ON THIS SHIP <33333 I think Satoru should bully Naoya and we've spoken at great lengths about how Naoya is competing against the wall when it comes to his superiority complex crashing into the actual best ever Satoru :3

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NAOTORU STOCKS TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOON satoru bullying naoya till he breaks is something that can be so fucking delicious

[bunbunsophy]

send me a ship from homestuck, rwby, jjk, mha, undertale/deltarune-- literally any fandom, ill look it up if im not familiar with it! give me a lil blurb about why you love it too :3c if you sell me on it i'll include a lil ole doodle

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ESME: DAVEYYY did you see that??? i totally kicked that guys ass!!!

DAVE: i couldnt take my eyes off you babe you were incredibly sexy stabbing that guy to death repeatedly with your scissors

ESME: <333 eheheh SHHHUT UPPP you dork youre sooo cute i love you i love you i love you!!!

DAVE: i know

DAVE: (i love you too angel)

art by @bunbunsophy my beloved <3