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@pokedexlover
introduction post!
hi!! my name is Pokedexlover, or Ed. I will use this blog to post mainly ns/fw pokephillia content ranging from random thoughts, art work, and even some of my writing!
i might even just post normal pokemon content (shinys, team lineup, etc), but most of it will be about horny pokemon
i use he/him and it/its pronouns, and am a gay man!
I WANNA MEET OTHER POKEFUCKERS!!
feel free to ama!!
ooc post because a few questionable people have liked my posts and followed me and i just wanna do a quick post basically laying down everything (and almost every type of person i dont really want on my blog)
lolis, shotas, and kodas dni. i dont care what excuse you have.
this one's big, fauxcest and incest enjoyers, please dni. i have my personal reasons for this.
sexists dni (this includes men haters, if that wasn't obvious). radqueer dni. proship and darkship dni.
respectfully, i just don't want any fucking weirdos here.
when i run out of malexmale pokemonxhuman art to look at, sometimes i unblacklist the female tag and just pretend they're trans guys who haven't gotten top surgery yet
An obvious way for a pokemon to forcemasc trainer is simply by the usage of poison type moves, which could be easily repurposed to produce a different sort of chemical. It would be kinda obvious though…kind of embarrassing to have your gender identity dictated by a pokemon. So blatantly too!
Which is why it’s hot.
big arbok biting into my thigh and literally shooting testosterone into me
then when all that testosterone ends up making me insanely horny (as my t-shots tend to do), he coils around me and uses the tip of his tail to rub my dick while i squeeze my legs together.
most he does to calm his own arousal is grinding his hemi-penises. he's too focused on his handsome boy
pokemon forcemasc-ing its human trainer
dont ask me how it would work im just really horny rn
everybody fine with themed teams and dressing up your pokemon until my team is themed around bdsm and every one of my pokemon is dressed in hot leather and i call them daddy
fun fact: they were intending on making a real lose animation and breeding mechanic for legends arceus, but the scope creep of animating every pokemon in the dex fucking you until you were full of eggs became a little too much
i had a feeling something was missing from that game.
seeing as legends arceus was set back in the day, i imagine the pokemon there are a lot more aggresive / feral. they'd definitely see dominating their opponent as the ultimate victory. when there's no surrendering pokemon to dominate, the trainer is the next best option.
when a trainer doesn't recall their pokemon after a battle fast enough, the chances of that pokemon jumping on the losing trainer and pounding them with whatever meaty cock they got hanging between their (hind) legs.
pokemon transformation but it's also pooltoy transformation so i just get turned into a inflated kyogre floating in some pokefucker's pool
im only able to look around and verrrryy slightly change the direction im floating in. everything else is out of my control
wait pokemon transformation but it's in the same vibe as those pokemon amvs on youtube to the songs like monster, animal i've become, and that one specific pikachu team rocket video to bad boy
like literally so what if you can see the darkest side of me
really no one will ever change the animal i have become lowkey and also i'm turning into a feral lucario
pokemon breeding facility employee who unfortunately gets locked in a room with one of the daycare's more aggressive and rowdy male studs.
employee who unfortunately gets his brain fucked out because the repel the facility needs them to wear is suddenly sweeter and more attuned to a pokemon's heat scent.
employee who unfortunately was chosen as the test subject for the company's project where they aim to create pokemon that were more intelligent.
employee who now unfortunately gets knocked up with multiple batches of eggs from all kinds of pokemon almost every week.
Would you be able to put a trigger warning on the vore posts please? Thank you :)
added "#tw vore" so it can be blacklisted ! apologies if it jumpscared you anon
ehat would you do with a hot bulbasaur girl
treat her with kindess and respect
top 5 mons for v0re go
um um um um um um
1 rayquaza
2 kyogre
3 lickitung
4 goodra
5 hoopa
trying out this new thing with Kyogre! they told me to just sit on their tongue and they'll do all the rest
makes me wonder what they're gonn-
gulp
pokemon transformation but it's also pooltoy transformation so i just get turned into a inflated kyogre floating in some pokefucker's pool
im only able to look around and verrrryy slightly change the direction im floating in. everything else is out of my control
All this posting about sheathplay dont get me wrong i looovveee sheathplay but can i talk about its underrated cousin slitplay? Is that what its called? Reptile or fish pokemons slit that their dicks come out of. You can eat that thing out like a cunt till that dick starts working its way out & getting hard in your mouth. Not to mention some pokemon have two in there???? Imagine expecting one pokecock then two come slithering out & force themselves down your throat all heavy on your tongue and throbbing ohhh my goddd neeedddd
ohhhhh don't get me started for slitplay. i am a lover of reptilian slits and have adored seeing them get fucked for years now.
my personal dream can be applies to both sheathplay and slitplay: where either i'm fucking a duel-dicked thing in the slit and my dick is basically getting sandwiched, or that duel-dicked thing is fucking my sheath and is sandwiching my dick
so much rubbing together and friction
yeah, i'm booking a tour through a lycanroc den. of course i know it's right in the middle of their mating season. that's why i'm going??
no i'm not bringing condoms
seeing that post from zork and the reblog from falinks over there made me think of something wonderful...
I've been called a pretty sleezy guy. I was in the biggest frat in my college years, after all, and all those pledges and parties taught me something. Pokemon can fuck. I remember my first experience with seeing a Pokemon's private bits was when I watched a girl get plowed by the football captain's Lucario.
Everyone was drunk as balls, so the second experience came extremely fast. A guy fucked his Gardevoir in front of everyone. Ever since then, I've admittedly been a bit curious about fucking a Pokemon.
My team was decent. My ego wasn't high enough for me to consider my team powerful and walk into my city's gym and win, but I could beat whatever trainer was on a route pretty fast. My ACE was a Vespiquen. She was alright. Pretty, and intimidating. My other Pokemon were barely half her level. I did catch her when she was level 30. At the time, I could barely command her, so she was one of the rudest Combees I've ever seen.
Now, she's calmer. I think her evolving made her see that I wasn't a threat and was more like a trainer.
I got curious. I wanted to see if maybe she would let me fuck her. I did a little research beforehand and saw that it was basically right in the middle of her species' mating season.
She'd be horny and looking for someone to help, right?
She likes honey, so I got her some as a sort-of courting gift? I don't know if Vespiquen and Combee do that stuff.
I was laying on the couch, a lot more nude than usually, and she was out of her ball. Despite all the experience with women I had leading up this moment, It felt like my nerves were on fire. She was a Pokemon, so it felt different.
She was much more regal than human chicks. Made me worry that even if she did want sex, that I wouldn't be able to perform well.
And that made me realize I had no idea where the fucking hole was on a giant bee lady.
I blinked when I heard a buzz. My eyes refocus and I saw Vespiquen hovering in front of me. She smelled stronger, and much more like honey than usual. She was interested.
When we got it going, as expected, I couldn't fucking find the hole. I didn't want to go sticking my dick in the wrong one, and Arceus, I couldn't tell if the honeycomb bottom part of her was actual holes or just like.. a dress thing. That was also her body.
She buzzed loudly, her large wings fluttering. I could feel her growing restless.
I told her I wasn't that experienced with Pokemon. She buzzed. I told her that I was nervous. She buzzed longer and deeper.
Vespiquen then moved off of me, revealing my boner that had popped while I was trying to find something to finger. She hovered in front of the couch, in front of me again. She shuddered strangely, wings fluttering and spreading out as she buzzed. Then, a large, white, wiggly limb slipped out of the bottom of his abdomen.
I had never actually.. checked any of my Pokemon's gender. I didn't see the point, but I see it, now.
My throat went dry and I scooted back on the couch when Vespiquen tried to reach out and grab my shoulder. I told him that I didn't know that he was a guy. His buzzing was low, eyes narrowed.
The whole time while he was putting me into a position, I was trying to say how I've never took anything before. The way he positioned me felt hard and forceful, but it wasn't. I was letting him.
I told him that he looked big. He let out a long, teasing buzz. My face rubbed into the couch cushion, my bare, entirely unprepared ass was perked up like a whore.
I heard shuffling, then felt something cold and sticky begin to coat the firm flesh of my ass cheeks. I could smell it. Honey. He was lubing me up with honey. I definitely wasn't ready to feel Vespiquen's two-fingered hand trace the rim of my asshole.
It wasn't long until I was huffing and moaning at the feeling of his hand inside me, stretching me out with an ease that almost felt practiced. I could feel the sticky honey coating my walls, could hear the oddly attractive squelch of it moving in and out of my asshole every time Vespiquen moved his fist.
The pull out was slow. Teasingly slow. When Vespiquen's fist popped out with a wet sound, I shuddered. The feeling of something pulling out felt so fucking good. The last bit of squeezing as it reaches the hole again, the removal, the sensitive rim trying to reshape itself and clean away that soft sting that came with each scissor of those two fingers.
I felt my face was all flushed, putting the back of my hand over my mouth and whimpering.
I barely got a second to relax before I felt the thin tip of his penis tickle my anus. The penetration was slow. I knew it was probably so he didn't hurt me with anything sudden or too deep of a thrust, but it just felt tortuous to my aroused brain. My back arched and I tried to bump my hips backwards. A sticky hand landed on my hips and pushed me forward again.
Vespiquen was soon pounding me right into the couch. His ability to hover in place with his wings made him have a lot more control over his thrusts, same with how his large bee abdomen worked. He felt deep inside me. My neglected dick swung between my thighs, dripping pre as I felt him start to speed up.
I moaned wantonly into the cushion, feeling my body rock with every thrust forward.
I'm so fucking glad he's a guy.