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[dwarfonium31]

[porny-guy-deactivated20200801]

The day after my stepson moved in with his mom is when I started breeding him, at first he was reluctant to take my seed but after the first shot of hot cum hit his insides he gave in. His mom approves of the breeding and hopes one day to host a breeding party for him.

[seederboi]

http://seederboi.tumblr.com/

[dwarfonium14]

[breedable]

Used to be one of the most dependable tops around. Where is he?

[dwarfonium12]

[phallumerectus-deactivated20190]

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[queenstravelingdarling]

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

[penileobsession]

[stiveboy1987]

💦💦💦

[retrogamingblog]

A Natural History of Pokemon by Bogelbearart

[salvicorn]

i still need to post my 2018 inktobers here! the bulk of it somehow became dedicated to drawing EVERY POKEMON (And Then Some)!!!!!!!!!!

im proud of myself for actually completing this…even if i didnt actually Finish until more recently LOL… they just got more and more intense as they went on…….

these are all actually ridiculously small. i drew them all in a 3.5" x 5.5" pocket sketchbook, and each generation was at least two pages! gens 4, 5, and 7 were thrEE…..

size restrictions arent as bad on deviantart, so if you want a better look at any of them, check em out there:

EVERY POKEMON Generation 1 (Kanto) Generation 2 (Johto) Generation 3 (Hoenn) Generation 4 (Sinnoh) Generation 5 (Unova) Generation 6 (Kalos) Generation 7 (Alola) Mega Evolutions

[coolroseus]

[thumper339]

Oh! FUCK! CUM wit’ Dad!

[droolingdemon]

jackaluv the cryptid pokemon and friendigo the cryptid pokemon

sepulctre the remembering pokemon

mezmoth the alluring pokemon

snownet the snowball pokemon and bleezard the snowflake pokemon

[pixalry]

Pokemon Starter Puns - Created by Piper Thibodeau

[ledosblog]

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[ledosblog]

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Baseball Boy - addicting game where you smash a ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Betternet - free proxy/VPN to be anonymous/bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Bumper - kill them all!!!!! 😈 (i alway win)

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Tornado - be a tornado and destroy everythinggg

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[meanwhilepoetry]

[meanwhilepoetry]

[powells]

Console-free Camping

If you like to play The Last of Us, then try Rot & Ruin by Jonathan Maberry

If you like to play Beyond: Two Souls, then try The Girl With All the Gifts by M.R. Carey

If you like to play Call of Duty: Black Ops (Zombies), then try World War Z by Max Brooks

If you like playing Grand Theft Auto, then try American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

If you like playing Sid Meier’s Civilization, then try A Game Of Thrones by George R. R. Martin

If you like playing Final Fantasy, try playing Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa

If you like playing Mass Effect, then try Illuminae by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff

If you like playing Alice: Madness Returns, then try Madness So Discreet by Mindy McGinnis

If you like playing Halo, then try Starship Troopers by Robert A Heinlein

If you like playing Portal, then try House Of Stairs by William Sleator

If you like playing Mario Kart, then try The Lovely Reckless by Kami Garcia 

If you like playing Dark Souls, then try Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake

If you like playing Life Is Strange, then try We Are Okay by Nina Lacour

If you like playing Stardew Valley, then try How I Live Now by Meg Rosoff

If you like playing Fable, then try Young Elites by Marie Lu

If you like playing Borderlands, then try Velocity by Chris Wooding

If you like playing Dishonored, then try Airman by Eoin Colfer

If you like playing The Oregon Trail, then try Under a Painted Sky by Stacey Lee

If you like playing the Elder Scrolls series, then try The Naming by Alison Croggon

If you like playing Red Dead Redemption, then try Vengeance Road by Erin Bowman

If you like playing Bioshock, then try  Dark Life by Kat Falls

If you like playing Fallout, then try Razorland by Ann Aguirre 

If you like playing Assasin’s Creed, then try The Way of Shadows Night by Brent Weeks

If you like playing Dragonage, then try Ember in the Ashes by Sabaa Tahir

If you like playing The Legend of Zelda, then try Graceling by Kristin Cashore

If you like playing Until Dawn, then try Ten by Gretchen McNeil

If you like playing Sonic, then try Maximum Ride by James Patterson

If you like playing Overwatch, then try Bluescreen by Dan Wells

If you like playing Uncharted, then try Passenger by Alexandra Bracken

If you like playing Pokemon, then try Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by JK Rowling, and Newt Scamander

If you like playing Mario Party, then try Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

[gamingallnight]

This is amazing!!

[scaliefox]

I have to reblog for two reasons:

1)This is actually a good way to get people into reading.

2)That passive aggressive joke in the last one is pure genius.