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— ❝ i'm gonna become a pokémon trainer for sure . not just any trainer either . i'm going to be the greatest EVER . that's my dream . ❞

ind. selective & slightly headcanon based RIVAL BARRY && TOWER TYCOON PALMER of the pokémon series . please read all pages before following . written by MARBLE ( they/them , 18+ )

**this blog is a sideblog to @creatiionary ; all follows / asks / etc will come from there .

— CARRD .

#//do not rb//#— pump the breaks / ooc.

//the realization that barry is only like 3 years younger than red and blue/green and should be much older vs me not knowing what the fuck barry would be doing as a 20-something year old

#//like in the current time red and blue/green are like. 30 or smth #//so barry should be TWENTY SEVEN??? and it throws me off SO much #//but none of the games acknowledge this??? red and blue/green are like the only characters that age w/the franchise its so weird #//and its all bc of the massive gap between p.latinum and bw. theres ~14 years between gens 4 and 5 and it fucks me up so bad lmaooo #— pump the breaks / ooc.

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“if a monster (not a pokemon) is made out of popsicles, is it ethically wrong to eat it?”

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— ❝ uhhhh ... most people already eat pokémon , so other things would be fair game , i think . unless it's , like , a human that got turned into a popsicle monster . that's definitely less okay . but that probably can't happen . ❞

— ❝ the REAL question is : is it worth it ? what flavor are we talking ?? ❞

#— keep up ! / ic.#— tumblestones.#— i'm fining you one hundred million ! pay up ! / crack.

//spent all morning editing a vs sprite for barry ,, my boy is not left out anymore

#//tbh this was really fun to do #//i might make some for other characters who knows 👀#— pump the breaks / ooc.#— mun art.

//the person that decided to put an electric guitar solo in the middle of barry's masters theme is my hero btw

#— pump the breaks / ooc.

necroticarts

please dont treat asexuals like we are sweet innocent angels there is a reason why ace trainers are the top trainer class in pokemon

#— who has time to count ?! / musings.

//still on my regigigas shit and honestly ? the anime was right making it 22 feet tall

#//like ik the a.nime overexaggerates every pokemons size but for gigas? it fits.#//its classified as the ''colossal pokemon'' for a reason #— pump the breaks / ooc.

ginkamas

I really like the “cry” of Regigigas in the hoopa movie ! I mean, look at this…WTF ?!

opossumprince

rereygegig gigigagagagagaggaga. gega gega hm hm, GAGAGAG *computer activation noises* *reverse computer activation noise* GAY GAYGEGEGGEG GAY GAAAAAAAAAY yeeeeooooh NOOOOOooooo *duck noise* *duck noise* *duck noise*

#— i want my own theme song ! / audio.#//since we're talking abt regigigas--

//"you're going to your room" mega punches you in the fucking face

#//fucking BODYSLAMS you #— pump the breaks / ooc.

//JDHSKDHS THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHAT

#//gods kids get fucking BODIED by r.egigigas #//it literally just Grabs Them #— pump the breaks / ooc.

— just chilling in the battle subway

#//all the other legendaries/mythicals: *upset over not being allowed on the subway*#//palmers r.egigigas: i am just sitting here #— keep up ! / ic.#— dash comm.#//(also an excuse to mention that i will write these two's teams as well)

//i feel like this is a good time to bring up that all of the battle frontier bans are pretty reasonable except for spiky eared pichu and all of rotoms other forms

#//love that d.arkrai is banned but c.resselia isnt #//that is entirely p.almers decision no one can change my mind #//biased mfer #— pump the breaks / ooc.

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Blows up pancakes with mind-

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— ❝ MY FUCKING PANCAK -- ❞

#//HENFJWJD IM SORRY IM SORRY I COULDNT RESIST #— keep up ! / ic.#— i'm fining you one hundred million ! pay up ! / crack.#— kairoi.

parabolicharge

— i absolutely don't have the energy to make a fancy promo SO !! like / rb this post if you're interested in interacting with a slightly headcanon based gameverse CLEMONT of pokémon x & y , written by marble !!

— NOTE : this blog is a sideblog to @creatiionary ! all follows / likes / asks / etc will come from there !

#//*makes you look at him* *makes you look at him* *makes you look at him* *makes y #— whoops ! hehehe ! i'm not going to plow into you every time we meet ! / self promo.

— so you know how barry doesn't use healing items in battles ? i just realized . he doesn't do this to be less of a challenge for dawn/lucas , he does it because that's how the battle frontier operates . no healing until after the battle's end .

— the entirety of dppt he's defeating gym leaders and training and going on about how they're going to be the toughest trainer ever , but when they lose to the player right before the elite four , he just shrugs and goes ❛ oh well , i guess i have to train more ! ❜ when they have NEVER given up that easily . but if his whole battling style is based around the battle frontier , it makes sense -- becoming champion would definitely be cool , but it was never their goal .

— the entire game , everything he does is to get to the battle frontier , and he doesn't say a word about it to the player , so you just assume ❛ becoming the toughest trainer ❜ means ❛ becoming the champion . ❜ and that's the thing !! he doesn't see the champion as the toughest -- that title goes to his dad . because he loves his dad . because he idolizes his dad . because if his dad wasn't the toughest trainer out there , why would he leave ?

— barry really wasn't lying when they said they started their journey because of palmer . being able to beat him was always the endgoal .

#//if i get to have emotions over this yall do too #//b.arry is such a well thought out character i WISH people would stop bullying him >:[#//''oh but hes not a threatening rival'' YEAH BC THEYRE TRAINING FOR A *DIFFERENT* TYPE OF COMPETITIVE BATTLE #//NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE THE CHAMPION.#— but its the only chance i'll ever get to look so cool / character study.

//added palmer as a side muse !!

#//it was only a matter of time jdjajdjs #//all his info is in the c.arrd !!#— pump the breaks / ooc.

@wishkill asked : ⚠ By the hair horns

send ⚠ to pick up or carry my muse / accepting

— ❝ OW OW OW !! ❞ they're trying to grasp at the ribbons that hold him up by their hair -- but it's no use . ❝ i told you they're not REAL HORNS , let me go !! LET ME GO !! ❞

#— keep up ! / ic.#— wishkill.#//poor barry jdjwjdj

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