The North Pole

"Prenons soin de chaque seconde. Les heures prendront soin d'elles-mêmes" .Geek. Languages. Pretty things."Endless repository of useless knowledge "

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[sidneycrosbysfatass]

I’m not okay with gally getting traded. I will miss him being in the Montreal canadiens so bad I’m losing my mind.

Loved growing old with him on our team

11🫶

[polarbear-phil]

We still have time. If we lock him inside the Bell centre, he can't leave.

[louiselouve]

Hater mode on for a second: Jakub Dobeš has more playoff points this year than Br*dy Tkach*ck and I think that's beautiful

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

At time of posting, this is at 711.6k notes

29 Days Remain

[correctopinionhaver]

[vegetavegetason]

[arachnopus]

[her-stars]

you ever look at a girl n think how the fuck are you that pretty

[bearotonin-international]

Blessed be ye Polar Bear Sunday friends

[mollyjames]

I still cant believe tumblr tried to make it so there was an individual note count for each post addition; as though best part of successfully adding to a post isn't that you get to sit back smugly as the original poster's notifications are rendered unusable

[lakemojave]

Reblog this post to render OP's notifications unusable

[mollyjames]

HEY

[viralfrog]

[viralfrog]

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

[codename-adler]

no because they literally hung it in the museum

[beardedmrbean]

[snakeplisskenseyepatch]

"Why did you do this to me? For what reason? What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

[polarbear-phil]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TOEBEANS!!!"

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶I'm a fucking star now! It's official!🎵

(thank you to @sidereal-sapphic for pointing this out to me!)

[annkayephotography]

3-6-17 // The moon was shrouded in mist.