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@polarlucis
“I’m not afraid to spray this man like a cat.”
- hello ff fandom my name is tanuki and i have done it i have caved and made a turk oc for ffvii. this is a brand spanking new blog for a morally grey semi-sadistic gal with absolutely no moral compass. Please like/reblog if you’d be interested in interacting and maybe spread the word~?
ICONIC THINGS GLaDOS FROM PORTAL HAS SAID .
“ we’ve both said a lot of things you’re going to regret . ” “ i think we can put our differences behind us … you monster . ” “ it’s been a long time . ” “ how have you been ? ” “ this will be our only chance to talk . ” “ you are a horrible person . ” “ i’ll give you credit : i guess you are listening to me . ” “ remember before , when i was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless ? that was a metaphor . i was actually talking about you . ” “ did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois— *blasts airhorn* ” “ nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel . ” “ i made it all up . ” “ i am very pleased you made it through my final challenge , where i … pretended i was going to murder you . ” “ i know you’re there . i can sense you . ” “ you haven’t escaped , you know . ” “ you’re not even going the right way . ” “ uh - oh . somebody cut the cake . i told them to wait for you , but they did it anyway . ” “ didn’t we have some fun , though ? ” “ you really shouldn’t be here . this isn’t safe for you . ” “ it’s not too late for you to turn back . ” “ okay . i am going to kill you now . ” “ someday , we’ll remember this and laugh . and laugh . and laugh . ” “ you’re not a good person . you know that , right ? ” “ this is your fault . it didn’t have to be like this . ” “ i’m not kidding . turn back , or i will kill you . ” “ i’m going to kill you , and all the cake is gone . ” “ you don’t even care , do you ? ” “ despite your violent behaviour , the only thing you’ve broken so far is my heart . ” “ maybe you should marry that thing if you love it so much . do you want to marry it ? … WELL I WON’T LET YOU . how does that feel ? ” “ i’ll tell you what that thing isn’t : it isn’t yours . so leave it alone . ” “ have i ever lied to you ? … i mean , in this room . ” “ killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive . ” “ nice job breaking it , hero . ” “ this isn’t brave . it’s murder . what did i ever do to you ? ” “ i honestly , TRULY didn’t think you’d fall for that . ” “ you’re about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club . ” “ i hate you so much . ” “ look , even if you think we’re enemies , we’re enemies with a common interest : revenge . ” “ i thought you were my greatest enemy , when all along , you were my best friend . ” “ under the circumstances , i’ve been shockingly nice . ” “ i used to want you dead but now i only want you gone . ” “ you’ve got your short , sad life left . ” “ goodbye , my only friend … oh — did you think i meant you ? that would be funny if it weren’t so sad . well , you have been replaced . i don’t need anyone now . ” “ when i delete you maybe i’ll stop feeling so bad . ” “ go make some new disaster . ” “ you’re someone else’s problem . ” “ i’m brilliant . i’m not bragging , it’s an objective fact . ” “ i hate you . it can’t be for no reason . you must deserve it . ” “ i don’t suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings . ”
- tumblr if u could give me notifs that’d be great k thanks.
@floralcetra || c.
“You do that so easily...I know that it hasn’t been a long time but you’re...” How did she really put this? Polaris had been so new to the slums. To AVALANCHE. To Aerith. How could she put these things in a way that didn’t make her seem- well, odd? Not there that was a single person she’d met here so far that wasn’t add, at least in a little way. “...inspiring...just seeing the way you carry yourself and talk...it’s amazing.”
random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
“ i want to be like you. “
“ that is … literally illegal. you’re describing something illegal. “
“ what’s the plan here ? “
“ please just … come home. “
“ all i’m saying is that jurassic park could happen ! “
“ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ? “
“ i’m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up. “
“ you’re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to go— “
“ hey , uh , what do you got there ? “
“ we’re not friends. “
“ so , do you come here often or … ? “
“ slow down , i just want to get to know you … “
“ i’m angry at you ! i’m upset ! and you … you don’t even care ! “
“ will you promise to marry me in the future ? “
“ what are your thoughts on having kids ? “
“ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad moment— stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didn’t have to do us like that ! “
“ you’re my best friend. i’ll always have your back. “
“ … do you want to do something stupid with me ? “
“ you don’t have to be jealous , you know~ “
“ sing me a song. “
“ did you do this ? “
“ for once can you please be honest with me ? “
“ lets run away together. anywhere. i’m tired of this life. “
“ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ? “
“ how much britney spears i’ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business ! “
“ god … i can’t look away , it’s like my eyes are drawn to it. “
“ why are you leaving ? “
“ admit it … i drive you wild. “
“ you’re so infuriating. “
“ i hate this town. “
“ i’m one call away , okay ? just one call. “
“ you want me so bad , don’t you ? “
“ i’ll just live in the forest as a goblin. “
“ you don’t know what i’m capable of. “
“ you want a tattoo of what now ? “
“ i can’t believe i’m confessing this but … i really really like you. “
“ look me in the eye when you’re breaking my heart ! you don’t get to look away , dammit ! “
“ i can’t believe we’ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing. “
“ hey , hey , hey … guess what ? “
“ you are my platonic soulmate. “
“ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals. “
“ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. that’s anime logic , at least. “
“ i can’t believe i fell in love … like an idiot. “
“ i’ve never fallen in love before … what’s it like ? “
“ hello ? 911 ? i’d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells …. “
“ wow , look who remembered my existence. “
“ you want to hear a story ? oh uh … well … uh … l — let me tell you all about how this boy’s life got flipped turned upside down— “
“ … not many people really talk to me … “
“ tell me all about you. anything. everything. “
mercuryshot:
part of him wishes he didn’t say anything… but might as well now. first, he reaches his arms overhead high to get a good stretch & exhale deeply. “sure, but you first though. I don’t think what I’m worrying about is anywhere near what could be on your mind.” he turns himself slightly to completely face her. the silent cool air of the night made the perfect atmosphere for deep late night talks. hopefully they both find some direction to healing after this.
“Just because you think it isn’t close to what I’m worried over, doesn’t mean it’s not important, Pri.” She replied softly, adjusting herself so they could look at each other while they talked. They had different things to worry about, that much was true, but that didn’t make his less important. She’d always listen to his thoughts. “We’re friends, y’know so-...I’m here for you, even if all I can do is listen to you.”
your muse is allowed to underestimate my muse
your muse is allowed to disrespect my muse
your muse is allowed to provoke my muse
your muse is allowed to be a little asshole to my muse
and more – !!
So long as you, the mun, understand the consequences of your muse ticking off my muse your muse is allowed to be not nice to mine. Confrontation can be interesting and fun to rp! I welcome it! While you, the mun, should know better than to provoke my muse your muse might not and that’s okay! Mun does not equal muse and vice versa. When your muse provokes mine, disrespects mine, underestimates mine, I am trusting that even if your muse doesn’t know the consequences that you, the other mun, understand there are repercussions for your muse being an asshole.
you want your muse to be an ass to mine? that’s fine – just don’t whine when your muse doesn’t come out of it unscathed.
- I wanted to let it be known that since it’s been awhile since the game came out unless things are happening in main verse, Pola is 23 in canon due to the game being 4 years old now, I’m progressing her age that far as well. This doesn’t count for the time skip verse where she’ll be 29. Only in ‘game verse’ continuity will she still be 19.
( * & . — THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you’re are depraving some village of their idiot . ’
‘ i miss you . i miss you every day that i’m not with you . ’
‘ i didn’t think it was possible to miss a person this much . ’
‘ if you love music then you’re in the right place . ’
‘ the ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone . ’
‘ i can’t just call him in the afterlife and be like , ‘ can you please stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call ? ’ ’
‘ get up . we’re going to save the world . ’
‘ it’s not spandex , it’s leather . and you used to like it . a lot , if i recall . ’
‘ we can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together . this is what creates trust . ’
‘ you never know when to stop , do you ? ’
‘ you got enough material for your sequel yet ? ’
‘ i bet you’re loving this , hm ? the team at it’s best . it’s just like old times . ’
‘ he hated children too and he had plenty of us . ’
‘ if you believe in yourself , just once , great things are gonna happen for you . ’
‘ i know that i let you down , but i could do anything for you . ’
‘ you know , i liked you a lot better before you got laid . ’
‘ oh yeah , it is your skirt . i found it in your room . it’s a little dated , but it’s very breathy on the … bits . ’
‘ you’re the most important person in the world to me . ’
‘ best . funeral . ever ! ’
‘ sometimes men are unredeemable shits . ’
‘ we were … we were just kids . little kids . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
‘ i’ve decided you’re the only one i can trust . ’
‘ if you’re raised to believe that nothing about you is special , if the benchmark is extraordinary , what do you do if you’re not ? ’
‘ eternal peace is probably overrated . ’
‘ we all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love . ’
‘ one grows used to things , even if , sometimes one shouldn’t . ’
‘ look , you wanna pay your respects ? go ahead . but at least be honest about the kind of man he was . ’
‘ you of all people should be on my side . he had to send you a million miles away . that’s how much he couldn’t stand the sight of you . ’
‘ i feel like we should stop him , but then again i also just kinda wanna see what happens . ’
‘ you make me want to wake up each day and you’re in my dreams every night . ’
‘ you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes . ’
‘ i’m just gonna go murder mom , i’ll be right back . ’
‘ last time we tried to stop it , we all died . what makes this time any different ? ’
‘ we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people . ’
‘ it wasn’t his fault ‘cause he was ridiculously high , right ? and the girl , she thought he was a furry … ’
‘ i think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who i am and still likes me anyway . ’
‘ you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself . ’
‘ we didn’t choose this life . we’re just living it . ’
‘ than christ he’s not our real father , so we couldn’t inherit those cold , dead eyes . ’
‘ you don’t have to apologize just for existing . ’
‘ when something seems to perfect , it’s usually anything but . ’
‘ all the what - if’s start to haunt you . ’
‘ i’m done playing their games . i’m ready for a change . ’
‘ i would love to play cops and robbers , wear a mask , and feel important , but guess what ? recess is over . it’s grown - up time . ’
‘ we have a great job . the best job . we got it made , asshole . ’
‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
‘ i stayed because the world needed me . ’
‘ at least i make my own decisions . ’
‘ i have been left out of everything for as long as i can remember . ’
‘ nowhere to go . no way to change . ’
‘ but now , i know nothing in my life was real . so i’m starting over . ’
‘ you do whatever it takes to survive . or you die . ’
‘ i don’t belong anywhere , thanks to you ! you made me a killer ! ’
‘ i’ve done unimaginable things , things you couldn’t even comprehend , just to get back here and save you . ’
‘ she needs our help and we can’t do that if she’s locked in a cage . ’
‘ i mean , it must be scary . terrifying , really . to discover that you can do something that you never thought you could do . ’
‘ it’s not difficult to accept , it’s impossible to accept ! ’
‘ what are you still doing here ? we’re trying to have a serious conversation . ’
‘ what’s going on with you ? and don’t tell me everything is alright because i saw you in there . you were crying like a baby . ’
‘ you saved my life ! ’
‘ i don’t want them to see me like this . besides , you know , i’d just hold them back . ’
‘ how about we ask him after we kill him ? ’
‘ maybe they’ll brood each other to death . ’
‘ you’re a real sick bastard . ’
‘ would you stop it ? why are you putting this shit in your body ? ’
‘ he must have been a very special person to put up with your weird - ass shit . ’
‘ you were my greatest disappointment . you only scratched the surface of what you were capable of . ’
‘ i lost someone . the only … the only person i’ve ever truly loved more than myself . ’
‘ you know , before you kill him , you might want to hear what he has to say . ’
‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
wutainturk:
“You’re no fun!”
“You just don’t have the right context.”
“...please don’t piss off the SOLDIERs...”
- FFVII verse headcanons under the cut
MBMBAM TV Show Starters
Change as needed
“What’s up, you cool baby?”
“Uh oh, bad deal!”
“Do you think all the toys in Toy Story are possessed by different ghosts?”
“Do you know if anything here has been owned by someone who has died tragically?”
“I’m so afraid to touch everything.”
“If this boy’s a’rattling, you best get skedaddling.”
“Now, that’s a fun verb that you used there.”
“That sounds like a euphemism someone used for died.”
“Did you kill him?”
“Haunted doll watch!”
“It’s so much worse than I thought it was gonna be!”
“For the most part, I think there are ghosts you can kick it with.”
“When there’s something unusual in the place that you live.. who’s the best contact? Ghoul smashers!”
“Can we eat this fucking food or what!?”
“Does anybody have a shirt I can have?”
“Resumes are essentially bullshit.”
“I get vertigo, I can’t spin that fast.”
“Look at me! I’m like a rotisserie shithead!”
“Welcome to Chilladelphia.”
“Yo, what the fuck dog!”
“I’m part car, part boy, boy-car.”
“Okay, this is intentionally threatening!”
“If there’s armistice I wanna be in the armistice.”
“Did that really happen?”
“Young, dumb, and full of… you know.”
“I feel like I look like a magical, high-tech pervert.”
“You look like an undertaker for clowns.”
“You look like you tripped and fell into a Spencer’s gifts.”
“You look like a carpet fucked a nerd.”
“I am.. not qualified at all.”
“Do you know anything about parade management?”
“It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.”
“Social anxiety ahoy!”
“No spiders can get me here.”
“Hey, I just had an interesting thought; Actually, fuck this.”
“Just about 5% sexy.”
“I hope you all like Itsy Bitsy Spider, you’re about to hear it 50 times!”
“How do you throw an impromptu parade? That’s just traffic.”
“Teens are very much into the following; bullying me on tumblr.”
“Shut up! We’re doing mine!”
“I’m just gonna try to sit backwards on chairs a lot.”
“And just to prove that, I’m gonna rip a phone book in half.”
“Can someone help me out of the chair?”
“Are you enjoying your time with the Snapchat?”
“Please don’t fall over the other side.”
“You gotta bounce with me.”
“So, this is the clown box.”
“Hey Siri, change home to Bask’n Robbins.”
“Just wanna say, I don’t have any charisma.”
“You’re almost certainly supposed to get help with this, right?”
“It says don’t touch it, so we should only touch it once.”
“Oh no, I super don’t wanna check this room!”
“I also want a sword!”
“It seems very easy to start a secret society.”
“You look like a businessman with an extremely specific fetish.”
“You look like a new character in Candyland that just steals twizzlers.”
“You look like a vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position.”
“You look like a Halloween costume to represent farts under a blanket.”
“You look like if hepatitis was a person.”
“A secret society is just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it.”
“Gotta have my vape!”
“Enough no-ing, time for yes-ing.”
“I’ve got a plan! Let’s give up.”
“I’ve yet to find a problem that vaping can’t solve.”
“I’m gonna actually go home and play Pokémon now.”
“You know what they say, if you set up a dong in act one you gotta pay it off in act three.”
“Actually, sparkle and flash is kinda what we’re looking for.”
“I gave up because I got electrocuted.”
“I do love you, I don’t enjoy you.”
- I need to figure out how Pola would fit into other ff games so i can interact with muses from them c’mon brain gimme good ideas.
- i get to be alive on my daughter again so here’s a starter call
ship with me you cowards