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Mitchell’s vs the Machines Starters
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“Every family has its challenges.”
“I’ve always felt a little… different from everyone else.”
“I’ve never fit in for… a lot of reasons.”
“To be fair it took me a while to figure myself out.”
“Well, someone’s in a good mood.”
“Do you really think I’ll be okay without you?”
“It seems like you’re not taking this seriously.”
“Do you just think I’m gonna fail?”
“Failure hurts, kid.”
“Alright, let’s fix it.”
“That’s the law. Mom law.”
“It’s not illegal if you’re good at that!”
“Are you ready for the most exciting night of all time!?”
“Your eyes are nature’s camera.”
“It’s like you’re haunting me.”
“You’re… you’re walking away.”
“What would a functional family do right now?”
“This feels very normal.”
“Why aren’t you normal!?”
“Nope, still bad.”
“Hey! Be careful, this is a thousand dollar hoodie!”
“It’s gonna be okay. Everything’s gonna be… fine.”
“Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes just give up?”
“I’ve been better.”
“My future’s over.”
“Well, getting hurt is part of life.”
“Okay, I kinda wanna see where this is going.”
“Alright, I just turned the corner, I like these guys.”
“What are you doing to me right now?”
“We need to stay here and play it safe.”
“This is us, as a team, doing the thing.”
“I didn’t mean a word of that. I didn’t know art could be useful.”
“I heard you the first time, I was just being a jerk!”
“You’re like a top heavy James Bond.”
“I spy a flaming IHOP! It’s sad but it smells incredible.”
“Just because they’re not perfect doesn’t mean they can’t get better.”
“Well, that’s haunting.”
“Why would someone build that!?”
“There is a time and a place for looting.”
“So, let’s get weird.”
“___, that would be a waste of time and completely unnecessary.”
“Stickers for everyone!”
“I wish to flop around in a blind rage.”
“Oh, this is, like, super beautiful.”
“Don’t hide your feelings, man. That’s no way to live.”
“___, I’m not so sure this is a viable solution.”
“It’s like a Journey album cover.”
“Why’d you say all that stuff?”
“Hey man, it’s just a movie. Do you need a minute or…?”
“Hey you’re a big nerd, right?”
“There’s no way you’re gonna be able to do this.”
“I’ve learned we’re all better off alone. No one to hold us back. Relationships are just too… difficult.”
“Ooh, now we’re scary.”
“You’ve inspired me… to follow you on Instagram.”
“Let’s, uhh… just, uhh… put a pin in that one.”
“I accidentally ordered 12 swiffers on Amazon!”
“Don’t laugh, you’re supposed to be sad.”
“I thought a psychopath wrote this.”
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts S3 Starters
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“Told you we should’ve added pyrotechnics.”
“I don’t think I’m ever going to get used to this.”
“I thought we all agreed that idea is crazy.”
“Ah, high drama in its purest form.”
“Leave me to my research!”
“It is an established scientific fact that cats like spinny things.”
“I’m about to make like the Big Bang, expand into a high temperature state, and explode.”
“I just made everything worse, didn’t I?”
“Something tells me you’re not gonna be able to fix that tonight.”
“I don’t run away from a fight.”
“Just because it fits in your mouth doesn’t mean it’s food.”
“It would be pretty hard to be stealthy with you screaming in pain.”
“I hear you and I understand your feelings, but also, I don’t.”
“I’m so tired, I’m awake!”
“I'm gonna kick that leaf!”
“There is no milkshake frosty enough to cool my rage.”
“People tend not to forgive someone who’s tried to pour molten gold on them.”
“Am I crazy to try?”
“The smell of the sea revolts me!”
“I respect your boundaries but I’m here if you need me to trample her!”
“Despite our welcoming name, we bring the pain!”
“For the record, I don’t want to be here. “
“I want you to have a second chance.”
“Oh, calm down. I’m not going anywhere.”
“I don’t deserve your forgiveness and I don’t expect anything to change after today but… for what it’s worth, I’m sorry.”
“I had to fall asleep every night knowing that nobody in the world was thinking about me, or even cared that I was afraid.”
“Now we have to eat on the floor.”
“My mind is a vault. And the code is in a separate vault. And they’re both inside my mind.”
“Ugh. Sounds like feelings. Why does everyone have these?”
“Woah! What a fun way to use me!”
“All we have to do is go into the no-win situation and win the situation. How hard could that be?”
“When I get afraid I think of whatever’s scaring me and make it wear a silly hat.”
“I’ve never had friends who aren’t me.”
“No! I get it, but no!”
“I don’t wanna be small!”
“He could be on top of something, underneath something, inside of something, and that something could be anything!”
“___, do you want to help us find a cat?”
“I thought this was gonna be one of those ‘we learn something new about each other every day’ moments.”
“I thought that would work, based on nothing.”
“Ow! But yay!”
“Why did we all try to get in at once!?”
“I broke the sink!”
“I’m trying to save your life here.”
“And over there is where I sleep sometimes but I’m not supposed to.”
“Yeah. I tried to kill them, but I’m reconsidering.”
“You’re working very hard, dear. But you can’t fight destiny.”
“I dunno, traps are kinda fun.”
“Strange… but interesting.”
“Oh, I’m gonna dig a hole and cover it with leaves, someone will fall into it, it’s such a trap.”
“First one through gets to be the first one through.”
“Are you sure we can trust him? Look at his hands.”
“How can we trust someone who can hurt anyone that easily?”
“Destiny is an unstoppable force.”
“You’re really bad at code names.”
“I reject that criticism but you’re entitled to your own opinion.”
“I knew I kept you around for a reason.”
“I won’t make the same mistake again.”
“I don't know circle math, whatever!”
“Don’t forget what side you’re on, ___.”
“Being trapped stinks. There’s never any snacks.”
“Why did I eat that? There was no way that was gonna be good.”
“Yeah I have no idea about cooking. I’m way better at eating.”
“This is clearly a trap.”
“Who throws a party in the middle of a war?”
“It kinda feels like we won.”
“I’m charismatic and people respect my strong jawline.”
“There’s no way someone can say no to a float.”
“I was thinking about how French fries are the perfect food.”
“Okay… possible you’re bringing out the worst in each other.”
“I tasted my lunch again, I only wanted to eat it once.”
“Silence is just possibility in disguise.”
“I usually don’t have these kinds of emotions but, uhh, feels good.”
“I want a cat best friend.”
“They’re just trying to protect you in their own way.”
“This is a big deal, you’ve got a clipboard and everything.”
“Everything they have, they took from us.”
“Let’s commemorate these with some crunches.”
“I never thought she could put together that many thoughts.”
“I’m definitely going to regret this.”
“Ugh, everything in there is so floofy.”
“I wanted power. Who doesn’t?”
“That girl would find a reason to befriend a broom.”
“Guess all we have to do now is dance.”
“No! …sorry I meant yes.”
“I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this, I hate this!”
“What’s wrong with her? She just looks… scared.”
“I mean, this way it’s way better for everyone.”
“Nobody deserves to have their mind taken away from them.”
“I guess that’s as good a punishment as any.”
“Not to brag but… I totally saved you.”
“You shouldn’t have helped me… but you did.”
Hilda S2 Starters
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“Wait, this doesn’t make any sense.”
“You never told me about that.”
“It all turned out in the end.”
“Such is the life of an adventurer.”
“I mean, I don’t tell you every little thing that happens to me.”
“I’m a bit of a wild card myself.”
“A little loud, but thrilling nonetheless.”
“Wow, you can really see how far the city stretches from up here!”
“Safety waits for no one!”
“That’s the last time I let you take the scenic route.”
“Today isn’t what I hoped it would be.”
“But if you want to make history, you have to make it happen.”
“Go for the ankles!”
“Wait… did it work?”
“How much worse can our luck get?”
“No offense, but I’d really like to avoid being drowned or eaten.”
“So, we’re running away and assuming new identities then?”
“Back to disrespect me further?”
“Do you know anything that pairs well with pink coral?”
“Explanations aren’t really my strong suit.”
“Update! It’s not going well.”
“We’ll need a photo shoot.”
“You can’t take credit for that!”
“Looks like this is gonna be harder than I thought.”
“Something weird is definitely going on here.”
“The secret room has a secret room?”
“We don’t do that kind of thing anymore.”
“Time doesn’t lie, dearie.”
“This is highly irregular.”
“You shouldn’t have come here.”
“This was very stupid of you.”
“She’s accomplished and scary.”
“This should be entertaining.”
“That felt cool.”
“How did you know how to do that?”
“There’s always time for tea.”
“I find it’s always easier to really see things when you’re looking down the sights of your favorite crossbow.”
“What a wonderful demonstration of witchcraft.”
“What are you listening to?”
“You brought a stowaway?”
“Oh, sweet independence.”
“That doesn’t look like the recommended course.”
“It’s getting dark, we better make camp.”
“What? I like lite rock.”
“Just built wrong, I guess.”
“All in all, your injuries are not that bad.”
“The thing about bravery is, I’ve not got any.”
“Time to take today by the horns.”
“Foolish plants! No grass will stand in my way!”
“What a bracing chill!”
“Okay… something’s amiss here.”
“I don’t know what I expected but it was not that.”
“This does not seem to be going that well.”
“Fear was holding me back and I was holding you back.”
“This is grim.”
“It’s just a lot of nothingness, right.”
“Well, this is creepy.”
“I don’t get many human visitors.”
“I bake now.”
“I’ll be outside, taking photos of birds.”
“Okay, there’s literally nothing here.”
“I knew you were up to something!”
“I still think you’re crazy but I guess you’re not dangerous crazy.”
“We’ve got to get there as quickly as physically possible.”
“Please don’t take offense, I just had this feeling that you might try and stop me.”
“I wish I hadn’t asked.”
“I’m finally on the brink of doing something wonderful.”
“You haven’t changed at all.”
“This isn’t your world!”
“We’re going to miss our chance!”
“You see the best in people, I think that’s a good thing.”
“It’s one of the world’s greatest mysteries.”
“You’d think they’d have that all figured out by now.”
“Are you sure this is a good idea?”
“Must we sneak out the window?”
“If we use the front door, it’s not sneaking out, is it?”
“Seems combat is the only option.”
“I’m great at looking at things.”
“I’ll need you with me, for protection.”
“I’m surprised you wanted to come.”
“I’m a bit sick of looking at them, to be honest.”
“You’re on your own from here.”
“Such sweet redundancy.”
“I don’t know if that was a question or…?”
“All this lying is going to catch up with you.”
“Wow, they are really bad shots.”
“What? I thought everybody knew that.”
“This is beginning to sound like an insult.”
“We have to investigate.”
“I suppose that’s within the letter of the law, if not the spirit.”
“My, you’re good with loopholes.”
“You’re a bit young for the night life.”
“The past is the past, you don’t mess with it.”
“I never knew I had it in me.”
“Will you stop pulling me?”
“Don’t make out like this is my fault, you did it too!”
“Uh, I really don’t think time is on our side, ___.”
“Am I doing the right thing?”
“I wasn’t thinking about the consequences back then.”
“I can say with some certainty that that was the longest 35 minutes of my entire life.”
“Told you I wouldn’t be long.”
“I wouldn’t even know where to begin trying to explain this.”
“You snooze, you lose your shoes!”
“Well, this is new.”
“You are the legal owner of this creature, correct?”
“You know, it’s not a good idea to wander into a forest if you don’t know where you’re going.”
“Sometimes it’s better to retrace old steps than it is to forge new paths.”
“We keep moving, however long it takes.”
“Come back a bit, you don’t need to get so close to the edge.”
“This got steep fast.”
“Just watch your footing and move very slowly.”
“Have you ever seen anything like this?”
“If this is what you want then you should go.”
“It’s the way of the world for things to change.”
“But that’s all it is, memories.”
“Things are going to be different from now on, I promise.”
“I’m certain that house wasn’t there yesterday.”
“If they didn’t want us to come in, they should have locked the door.”
“You shouldn’t sneak up on people.”
“I don’t usually trust food that isn’t candle-based.”
“Perhaps that was not the best plan.”
“That’s terrifying! Tell me more.”
“What have I told you about screaming in the middle of the night?”
“You didn’t tell me that they glow.”
“You owe me so much candy.”
“Wowzers.”
“The great big world is calling me, ___, and I’m gonna heed its call.”
“Say, you’ve got a nice face.”
“So, somebody is in trouble?”
“I haven’t had the opportunity for mischief.”
“All of this could have been avoided if you’d just read the footnotes.”
“That can’t be a good sign.”
“I don’t think this is normal.”
“I haven’t had this much fun since I don’t know when!”
“I don’t get out much.”
“Not the weirdest thing that has happened to me today.”
“It’s been another long, eye-opening, somewhat harrowing day.”
“This is very odd.”
“Looks like we’ll have to settle this with combat!”
“Do you ever feel as if you’re surrounded by people who just don’t get it?”
“The important thing is it worked.”
“Magic is 99% focus and only 1% hocus pocus.”
“We’ll be able to see where we’re going when the sun is up.”
“An abandoned pie. Now that’s eerie.”
“But it’s still so dark.”
“Come on, I think we should make a move.”
“I was just being dramatic!”
“This seems like the perfect time to panic!”
“Really? You want to do this?”
“That’s all the waiting I can do.”
“I can’t tell if we’re being rescued or if we’re about to get eaten.”
“Let’s not run.”
“I don’t know how much longer I can endure this place.”
“It’s sort of unnerving that you’re here.”
“I’m sorry about everything.”
“If you don’t tell me what’s going on, then how do I know you’re safe?”
“You really don’t wish I was different?”
“I’m not getting out of bed for a week.”
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts S2 Starters
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What happened to your arm?
You don’t even have a plan!
That is… actually kind of what I was thinking too.
That… was… touching.
If I could give my heart a tissue, I would.
You got lucky. You were very brave… but very lucky.
In order to create, one must first destroy.
___, can you at least pretend like you’re not enjoying it so much?
I noticed but I didn’t want to be rude.
Remember, you don’t find them. They find you.
I’d prefer an outfit from this century.
Powers, you say?
I totally buy that.
___, you are messing with forces you can’t possibly understand.
Now help me move this pig.
That’s why I threw knives at you!
Is that your solution to everything?
I have to admit, even I’m impressed.
What a waste of cheese!
If I don’t know where I’m from, how am I supposed to know who I am?
Oh, that sounded smart. Did I say that?
Where even are we right now?
What’s a ‘brunch’?
We simply tell the people what they want to hear.
Yeah, we definitely shouldn’t go there.
Honestly, it’s kind of on you for trusting me.
So, do not go off-book and do not get caught or we’re all in trouble.
Ooh, do I smell chilaquiles?
Oh? What am I saying? You’re an idiot.
Wow, this song got super mean!
You’re way better at saving people than you are at being a criminal.
Who the hash browns are you?
I just got brunch in my eye.
Death makes anything instantly more scary.
Inhale for four counts, exhale for eight.
This is kinda intense, huh?
To get out of here alive, you need to be serious.
I’ve never said that… but it’s true.
Now let’s try to focus so we can get out of this death trap.
I can’t focus on focusing anymore.
It’s a duet so you have to sing.
I love that, but it can’t be right.
Right is just a state of mind, unless you’re a hand, then it’s the opposite of left.
I bet they put the moon far away so we can’t eat it.
You can’t eat a star, ___.
The moon is neither a star nor edible.
I’m trying out being helpful.
Do you ever just think about what we do in a day and go ‘Whoa’?
The sky is windy. If birds had lips, they’d be chapped all the time.
I hurt my toes, but that happened before I crashed.
You can’t have my soul, it belongs to someone else.
Are we hugging? Bring it in, we’re hugging.
That sounds horrible but if it’s what you’re craving, go for it.
Stop talking about your feelings, you’re so embarrassing.
Leaving’s for losers.
Were you trying to trick me into taking a nap?
This is the first time someone’s invited me over.
You don’t have to be friends with everyone.
I had no idea helping could be so fulfilling.
You can’t just follow anyone who offers help.
Oh, ___. What have you done to yourself?
Your face is really close to my face.
Well, isn’t this my lucky night?
I’m so glad you’re here but what are you doing here?
You can see how that’s bad for my image.
What you just did is remarkable! A little scary, but remarkable.
I was a child on my own! Thrown into a work a billion times larger than anything I’ve ever known! Do you have any idea what that’s like?
Just please don’t blow us up.
Oh, we’re stealing?
You stick with your kind and take what you need from everyone else.
I had to make a choice. And I chose you.
You still sound like you wanna kill her.
It wasn’t your fault… probably.
What is power without someone to rule?
Whoa, breakfast can be hot?
I really don’t think glitter can solve this problem.
Piping hot brekky coming in!
Absolutely zero ingredients found in nature!
It’s like trying to punch a butterfly.
I didn’t ask for this.
No one ever chooses me unless I make them.
You haven’t talked in a while, huh?
I really wish you hadn’t done that.
Well, you’re not in the position to make demands, are you?
Just pretend like you’re cereal.
I’ll assume that’s something you really, really need.
Were you only pretending to care?
Join me and you’ll never be afraid again.
Pitch Perfect 2 Sentence Starters
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“What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.”
“Oh, none of that matters.”
“Avert your eyes or take it all in, make your choice!”
“It was a mistake, they’re not gonna burn us for witchcraft.”
“Maybe it’s time to think about other stuff.”
“You want me to stop? Or I can keep singing.”
“How do you fit such big dreams in such a small body?”
“Okay, get off the stage, no one cares about you.”
“This is not all your fault, this is on all of us.”
“Well, I will do whoever it takes in order for us to get back on the top.”
“I’m pretty cool, you’re gonna like me.”
“Did I hear mention of dreams?”
“I’ll be honest, I completely blacked out. How’d I do, man?”
“I’m just gonna be moody and distant, artists love that.”
“Why do I feel so guilty?”
“Sorry, my boobs are all crazy.”
“What an odd thing to say.”
“Sorry, that was crass wasn’t it?”
“You know there’s a gate, right?”
“So be prepared to meet a lot of sexually confused men.”
“You are physically flawless, but it doesn’t mean I like you.”
“I don’t know your name, it could be anything.”
“We have nothing to lose, we have literally nothing!”
“Don’t take this the wrong way but you’re the dumbest person alive.”
“I sound awesome right now, what are you talking about?”
“Go in the corner. Go eat your lunch in the corner.”
“Uhh, what do you do here?”
“How sexy and mysterious.”
“Anyone else scared?”
“You do not come to a gentleman’s house and touch his goose.”
“She’s really in my head.”
“I just need to find, like, a taller pair of shoes.”
“I’d like to be the brisket in that man’s sandwich.”
“I understand if you want me to crawl under a rock and die.”
“This dead air between us is a good sign.”
“It turns out I have nothing to say.”
“You’re definitely asleep right now. That’s cool.”
“Why are you up so late anyways?”
“Do you know how awesome you are?”
“Do you need some of my confidence because I could maybe tone mine down a notch.”
“I'm a free range pony that can’t be tamed.”
“How did we get this gig again?”
“I can’t unsee it. It’s haunted me ever since.”
“I THINK this sounds good…”
“Are we just gonna ignore what happened back there?”
“I know you’re not feeling it, but you will.”
“Can I have the keys to the minibar?”
“Okay, that was two steps away from being almost fine.”
“Sometimes you have to break things down before you can build them back up again.”
“I’ve got more important things to do!”
“Sack up, dude!”
“Boobs should never be trapped!”
“I sleep upside down like a bat.”
“Maybe I don’t have anything original to say.”
“Who else feels like a winner, tonight!?”
“In the minefield of life you must be prepared to lose both feet.”
“I’m just gonna travel through time.”
“It makes me really sad to think it won’t ever be like this again.”
“No, I don’t have any plans.”
“I really misjudged the size of this lake.”
“What are you doing? I’m soloing here!”
“You’re very pretty but you seem clumsy.”
“It’ll work for us, that’s what matters.”
“I’m so sorry, I thought that that was going on a different direction, my bad.”
“Now don’t cry too hard when you lose.”
“Don’t go in the basement, it’s haunted.”
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Feel Good S1 Starters
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“Just get on, get off.”
“I literally hate comedy.”
“And I’m like a kernel of corn that somebody glued onto some sticks.”
“She’s like a dangerous Mary Poppins and I’m like Bart Simpson.”
“Are we on a date?”
“Why are we fighting right now?”
“What’s happening, why are you over there?”
“You wanna go to IKEA?”
“Wow, that’s so weird.”
“I’m a repulsive old witch.”
“Don’t say dredging, that’s disgusting.”
“You have the number one best face I’ve ever seen in real life.”
“It’s like milk. You’re a milk maid.”
“It’s not my birthday. I don’t know why I said that.”
“Anyways, I hate eggs.”
“Can I get you a coffee? You look like you need a coffee.”
“I love coffee. I find it so weird that it comes from beans.”
“Just stay busy. Never don’t be doing something. Ever.”
“I mean, her legs are always moving and her eyes are spooky.”
“I don’t think we’ve ever had a proper conversation before.”
“Oh my god, you’re like a prophet.”
“Do you actually think I look like James Dean?”
“I had a problem and now I have you.”
“Is this, like, a drugs hat?”
“Why do you have to be so intense?”
“When the cat’s away, the mice will… hit the town… and I don’t remember the exact saying, but—”
“Why don’t you just go down on me?”
“Where did you get that scar?”
“I’ll buy some shiny red shoes for the occasion.”
“Are you kidding? I never cry at weddings.”
“Do you wanna finger me in the changing rooms?”
“I love shit people, those are my people.”
“I heard a celebrity died.”
“First thing we need is a coffee and some grapes.”
“Isn’t there, like, a mantra that I need to say or something?”
“I think that love should sit by your life, like a lamp.”
“That’s funny. You’re funny.”
“Yeah, you’re being creepy. Like a… spider.”
“Am I needy?”
“Oh my god, I’m Pac man.”
“Well, it’s just extremely, graphically violent.”
“___, how much sex do you have? Like a gross amount, probably?”
“I made this chicken but it was pretty dry so I soaked it in some water, is that wrong?”
“You guys want to watch nature?”
“Do you think there’s some part of you that enjoys or attracts intensity and drama?”
“It was stressful and now it’s very good.”
“I told them I was a ghost and they believed me.”
“Can you go out the window?”
“What would make you happy in this moment?”
“You looked me up?”
“If you were my girlfriend I’d make you come in under a minute.”
“It’s just scary. I’m scared.”
“You don’t know these people, ___, they find emotions disgusting.”
“Like, why do you even bother with these people?”
“There’s nothing less attractive than someone who’s too neurotic to dance at a party and just sat in the corner.”
“Fuck off, you fucking rat.”
“Just don’t let her shame rub off on you, it’ll give you bad posture.”
“Do I have to shave my head or something?”
“You’re exactly how I pictured you.”
“I love my mom so I made her a cake.”
“Now please, please, will you hug me?”
“I fell through a table.”
“Yeah, well, if you love somebody you put the work in, even if it’s awkward.”
“Take some responsibility for the choices you’ve made.”
“You have a very stressful energy.”
“Maybe I can be dangerous.”
“If you want a different result, you should try a different approach.”
“I’m in it for the long haul now.”
“Like, we’re older than most waiters.”
“Well, that went terribly.”
“I have to get tall.”
“I’m just trying to be what you want.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t know why I was sarcastic then that’s actually a really great idea.”
“That is… so specific.”
“Don’t say ‘holy Toledo’ at me.”
“Those were just jokes. That was just jokes.”
“Do I make you happy?”
“No matter how good this is, there’s a time limit.”
“It’s fine, I’m fine, let’s just talk about something else.”
“I don’t really wanna see anyone because I’m dying.”
“___, I hate everything you represent.”
“I’m bored, ___, I’m so fucking bored.”
“What kinda fucking friendship is this?”
“I think I just want to be a vagabond poet.”
“I’m human garbage.”
“Say it. You are loved.”
“I thought you didn’t like me very much.”
“Well, keep talking, I’m loving this.”
“Is there anything you need to tell me?”
Amphibia S2 Starters
Change as needed.
“I’m ready to blossom into my best self.”
“Not calling it that.”
“Don’t you wanna hear the rest of my cryptic warning?”
“I’ve had this nightmare before.”
“Oh you just made a big mistake, buddy.”
“Sorry I doubted you, dude.”
“This is the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to anyone!”
“___ you should be more excited.”
“It’s amazing, it’s majestic, it’s... hurting my eyes.”
“Keep driving and never look back!”
“That should keep your sense of adventure in check.”
“Don’t stop anywhere claiming to be the best.”
“How do humans cope with such unreliable innards?”
“I’m gonna touch everything!”
“Don’t celebrate ‘til you’re completely out of danger.”
“I’ve heard it’ll traumatize you for life.”
“Audiences want clear stakes, ___.”
“Don’t believe everything you’re told about heroes. After all, they don’t exist.”
“You know, I’m actually pretty numb at this point.”
“When you see someone who can’t fight for themselves it’s your job to fight for them.”
“You clearly can’t fight for yourself.”
“So what you’re saying is, I’ve finally snapped.”
“Also I’m gonna need about thirty cups of coffee.”
“What’s with all this maturity and biz?”
“Well, that’s mildly concerning.”
“Nobody terrorizes my family but me!”
“Is that a word?”
“You’re hitting me but you’re not knocking me out, you know what I mean?”
“That’s the thing about dreams, ___. Sooner or later you gotta wake up.”
“Now that’s dramatic.”
“Almost a little… awkward isn’t it?”
“Ooh, that’s a long way down.”
“Don’t get sucked in by the fancy.”
“Rich people are messed up.”
“That’s not creepy at all.”
“I mean, it’s crazy how easy that was.”
“Calm down everyone, it’s just wax.”
“I thought you’d be more excited.”
“I feel like this is gonna come back later.”
“I will… iodine that later.”
“Uhh… were those words?”
“Those capes sure are flammable.”
“I have to protect you, like I always do.”
“Always impressive what people are capable of, isn’t it?”
“Please don’t touch anything that looks important.”
“Think those thoughts, don’t say them.”
“Old people love puzzles!”
“If you act like you’re smart, everyone assumes you are.”
“But imminent is the best kind of danger!”
“I can’t feel my face but my heart feels alive!”
“We should run, right?”
“Turns out if you embrace change instead of clinging to the past, you get a say in what the future looks like.”
“Can we not make that a thing?”
“Can you miss someone you never actually knew?”
“Sensing some missing context here.”
“Steal my thunder, why don’t you?”
“Right now you have to follow your head, not your heart.”
“There’s nothing more peaceful than being surrounded by water and sea creatures.”
“Let’s go have fun and not think about our crippling sadness.”
“Who knew fish sauce and fear of death went so well together?”
“We’re family, and family always finds each other.”
“Always sad to see someone go, isn’t it?”
“Welp, consider me traumatized.”
“But it’s gross and I don’t wanna!”
“What do you think those things even are?”
“I feel like we’ve learned that lesson by now.”
“Welp, consider me provoked.”
“We all have our off days, I suppose.”
“To be honest, I have no idea what’s going on.”
“That was technically your fault.”
“Less mobility means less trouble.”
“That was the worst Saturday of my life.”
“I’m upside down.”
“Whoa, not getting good vibes from this room.”
“So there’s nothing I can do to fix this? Not one thing?”
“I just need time.”
“That last bit was oddly casual!”
“I for one refuse to learn anything from this.”
“You’re a walking disaster who doesn't know when to quit!”
“Now how can I be rambunctious to the max?”
“Whoa, your laugh is horrifying.”
“No one’s more incompetent than you!”
“Well that didn’t work.”
“No one’s ever been interested in what I do, they usually run away screaming.”
“I’m feeling like a beautiful friendship is about to start.”
“Only bad guys own parrots.”
“You don’t deserve my help.”
“I’m not… that selfish.”
“Is he asleep or dead?”
“Stick a fork in us, we’re done.”
“This whole thing is beginning to sound too risky.”
“You’re insane and I love it!”
“Every dream has its price and not everyone is willing to pay it.”
“And now to get more deadly weapons.”
“No more bugs!”
“Wish I was a cute little snail.”
“Yeah, this ain’t happening.”
“You don’t trust me at all!”
“Why would I trust you?”
“You’ve been pushing me around my whole life.”
“I haven’t changed.”
“Why is everything you say so aggro?”
“This isn’t collaboration, it’s a hostile takeover.”
“Why do things always have to be your way?”
“I’m sure we’ll be fine… probably.”
“Mediocrity is comforting.”
“I don’t know what that is but yay!”
“Pretty hot, right?”
“I’m done listening to you! I’m done trusting you!”
“I’m not sure what I want anymore.”
“Sorry ___, but you’re out of chances.”
“I gave you this, I gave you everything!”
“That’s the thing about friends, isn't it? The more you love them, the more it hurts to let them go.”
Amphibia S1 Starters
Change as needed
“Okay, so yesterday was a bad day.”
“Wish there was a way to prove I’m not such a goof-up.”
“Bribe accepted!”
“You’re a hero! An ugly, ugly, ugly hero!”
“Oh boy, that’s gross.”
“That was pretty cool, ___. Also really dumb.”
“So is punching part of friendship?”
“Hey, sorry I almost got us killed today.”
“Just one of Mother Nature’s horrible mistakes.”
“This world is messed up.”
“That’s kinda messed up, man.”
“The moment has passed, hasn’t it?”
“You set ‘em up, and I’ll knock ‘em down.”
“No telling what creepy critters are swimming around.”
“It’s fun cause it doesn’t hurt! ….ow.”
“They’re gonna eat each other alive.”
“How is it still so hot in here!?”
“Old things are dumb!”
“I don’t know what it is but I love it!”
“Don’t you dare talk about pineapple on my pizza.”
“I’ve seen your death in my mind.”
“Please don’t tell me where it comes from.”
“Who knew ultimate flavor could be so painful?”
“___, there’s a big difference between courage and stupidity.”
“Must be painful to make so little sense all the time.”
“Yeah, deep down we’re just a couple of softies, ain’t we?”
“Always gotta make it about you, don’t you?”
“Okay, that was the smartest thing I ever said.”
“This a cult thing?”
“...sensing something is wrong.”
“I don’t wanna die in a basement!”
“What is this demonic nonsense?”
“___, this show has beautiful people doing dumb things while stuff explodes. It’s literally perfect.”
“Pretty sure I just got played.”
“That woman is everything I wanna be.”
“Impressive. Kinda scary, but impressive.”
“Finally, the luxury I deserve.”
“I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore.”
“I’m here for the drama.”
“These are horrifying.”
“I’m sure this’ll make sense in a minute.”
“It’s dumb, but fun to watch.”
“Where was I? Oh right, crippling sadness.”
“That sounds bad.”
“___, there’s more to life than spitting and hitting stuff.”
“That hurt my soul.”
“You are really not selling me on this place.”
“You’re really easy to trick.”
“Do you like being randomly attacked?”
“That’s, uhh… that’s pretty dark.”
“You’re soft, ___, like a baby.”
“Could you, like, turn down the creep? Just a bit?”
“Man, all I wanted to do today is get muddy and eat people.”
“Wow, that’s uncharacteristically generous of you.”
“Just find a nice tree to leave me under.”
“Uh, anyone dead yet?”
“Oh wow this looks unsafe. We HAVE to go down there!”
“Uh, did we just get locked in here?”
“Who wouldn’t wanna steal this stuff?”
“Looks like my day just got a lot more challenging.”
“There, there, you beautiful, disgusting thing.”
“Love is the cruelest weapon.”
“___, no pressure but we’re gonna die.”
“Well, it looks like this meal’s a bust. Who wants to eat out?”
“Harsh, but on point.”
“Assassinating your critics, I love it!”
“Now it’s like nothing happened.”
“Make promises you can’t keep and junk.”
“I’ve been here too long.”
“Nothing like cracking your neck after a long drive.”
“Give me that ding dang thing!”
“If it was respect you were looking for, you sure lost mine.”
“Whoa, this is serious.”
“Get them to love you and they’ll do anything for you.”
“Don’t stare into the abyss, ___.”
“To the VIP seats!”
“This… this is pretty sad.”
“Been a long time since I danced with someone.”
“That reference means nothing to me.”
“Is it safe to look yet?”
“The acting troupe had to cancel on account of, well, being eaten on the way here.”
“We ain’t backing down!”
“What matters is that I’m here to take care of you.”
“All you gotta do is smile and be friendly.”
“Am I crazy or is he making sense?”
“If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom practicing my distinguished expression.”
“That’s, uhh, hard to say no to.”
“Just let it happen, ___.”
“C’mon, help me break the door down.”
“Okay, okay, okay. Enough death already.”
“Wouldn’t we be better off preparing by diving into deadly situations?”
“Research is overrated.”
“That is some steampunky nonsense right there.”
“Don’t fall, I won’t catch you!”
“Is this a ‘we gotta go now’ thing or can I finish eating?”
“This is totally different. This is about me!”
“Well, I’ve got a house to break into, so…”
“That’s gonna be hard to forget.”
“Uhh, yeah, you need help, bud. This is deranged.”
“I don’t want your pity cookies.”
“So, turns out tonight’s events were a tad traumatic…”
“That’s kinda personal and you’re kinda basically an unstable stranger.”
“Wow, flying? What a great way to spy on my enemies.”
“Ehh, we’ll fix it when we get back.”
“Well, that was a waste of time.”
“Don’t put your hand in there!”
“There’s absolutely nothing familiar here.”
“Well, that didn’t feel balanced.”
“Now we’re both cowards!”
“Well, you do give off a creepy vibe.”
“I may look nice, but I’m petty and vengeful on the inside.”
“Not only am I petty, but I’m very unforgiving.”
“Hey, can’t you see I’m trying to pass on!?”
“Well, this is horrible.”
“Ehh, who am I kidding? I’ll eat it.”
“I don’t usually do ‘team sports’, I do ‘me sports’.”
“Well, shoot, I’m crying ‘cause that was beautiful.”
“She may be gigantic but she’s also a child.”
“___, you seem oddly invested.”
“I have all this anger and I don’t know what to do with it!”
“I’m looking forward to seeing this thing go down in flames.”
“I can’t wait to abuse this power!”
“___, this isn’t cute anymore.”
“Oh, she’s totally freaking out.”
“Ooh! I wanna riot too!”
“Oh, if you gonna bring it, then bring it.”
“Do you ever stop talking!?”
“Oh, come on, a dagger!?”
“Look at me, look at me. Everything’s gonna be totally fine, alright?”
“Maybe you’re better off without me.”
Disenchantment S3 Starters
Change as needed
“Who can resist a creepy mom hug?”
“She’s not an ugly, evil bitch. But she is sluttier than I imagined.”
“When I last saw you, you were a lot more dead.”
“Is your life so awful you have to keep wrecking mine?”
“You were a model of regal barbarism.”
“Something’s going on.”
“Like any two numbers, this don’t add up.”
“You’re a bloodthirsty bastard.”
“I’m no decision-maker, I’m an action-taker.”
“Oh, I wanted to gloat directly over our victim’s corpse.”
“Hand me a murder stick.”
“For a dying man, he’s making a lot of noise.”
“World domination can wait.”
“I’m allergic to pandering.”
“Trust me, I’m not playing mind games with you.”
“Just promise you’ll think about giving me another chance.”
“Hallelujah, amen, and ka-ching.”
“You realize you’re all I have.”
“I know you’re lying but I hope one day you’ll mean that.”
“Is it still true love if your wallet is missing?”
“I just figured out this is a bad idea.”
“Oh, this ruins so many fantasies.. but opens up so many new ones.”
“Actually, pretending to care about your feelings was exhausting.”
“___, do what you do best. Take your mommy issues out on somebody else.”
“This is the sinister plot that just keeps giving.”
“Souls are meant for damnation, not soup.”
“Fooling foolish fools is so satisfying.”
“Oh, that’s delightfully craven.”
“Okay I get it, I have a hot mom.”
“It’s not even good cake.”
“Aww, he spelt it ‘yer’.”
“I believe it’s pronounced ‘skedaddle’.”
“I always wanted to get lost in a labyrinth. It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.”
“If someone else is plotting without us, I will be really miffed.”
“Aren’t boots supposed to bend at the knees?”
“They’re just being really hurtful.”
“I’ll never fall for one of your tricks again.”
“I won’t say that doesn’t hurt.”
“And now, I just wanna lie down.”
“I think we’re getting away with it.”
“Ugh, I swear these tight, sexy clothes were designed to cut off cognitive thinking.”
“Disappointment’s a form of caring.”
“Who you are is a nobody and what you are ain’t nothing.”
“Stop being so agreeable!”
“I dreamed of this moment for so long, but I’m more worried than validated.”
“He looks so different with his head sliced off.”
“You have the worst luck I’ve ever seen.”
“I don’t know how this could get any more degrading.”
“Don’t ever walk barefoot around here. And never eat at the strip clubs.”
“But often the craziest thoughts are the most true, you nutloaf!”
“This is a classy affair, more cleavage.”
“This means so much to whoever I am.”
“I’ve got a nice thing going. I don’t wanna mess it up by opening up my big mouth.”
“I would love to have you as one of my exes but I think it’s best if you think of me as your slutty grandma.”
“The faster you run the more beer you get.”
“Sorry, I’m a little damp and cranky.”
“I’m addicted to stealing wallets now.”
“A veritable sandwich of danger.”
“Neither of us are cats.”
“Yeah, well, I’m gonna knife you in your throat.”
“Now swim for it before the crabs swarm over you.”
“Wow! You can really taste the rage.”
“So it’s agreed, we don’t get caught.”
“Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.”
“If I were afraid I wouldn’t be here.”
“I know a lot of psychos.”
“Pretend like we planned on meeting here so no one yells at me for cutting in line.”
“It’s as educational as it is moisturizing.”
“Ha! That’s what you get for believing in love!”
“You were always good at sticking to things.”
“I know you don’t trust me, but whatever you do, do not trust him.”
“If I can’t trust you, how can I trust you to tell me who to trust?”
“What are you offering here?”
“This is big, I really need some time to drink about this.”
“Who is interrupting my insomnia!?”
“You act angry on the outside but deep down you’re lonely and inadequate.”
“I look like a macho flowerpot.”
“Like, I’ve hear of fashion disasters but you, sir, are a genocide.”
“Now to blend invisibly into the crowd.”
“I’m your knight in rusty armor.”
“Don’t take this the wrong way but, shut up ___.”
“Oh my god, I’m insulting myself.”
“We’re all ashamed of some flaw we can’t change.”
“Nature is full of green.”
“I bring good old-fashioned psychological torture to the party, okay? Just like your grandmother made.”
“Wow! This malnutrition is really slimming.”
“Oh my god, enough with the romantic fantasies.”
“That hot trash is with me.”
“I will never find that boot again.”
“Love is risky. That's what makes it so great, it pays off!”
“All I have is nightmares now.”
“How do you want to die? Slowly or extra slowly?”
“We’re one step away from happily ever after.”
“___, who have you pissed off this time?”
“Everything is either trying to kill me or kiss me.”
“From what I’ve heard, I’m both obnoxious and amazing.”
“Chalk one up for ignorance!”
“Here, drink this coffee. It’s been boiling for hours.”
“I’ve got so much love and nobody to give it to.”
“Apparently I’m not film friendly… or friendly.”
“Tell me what drugs you’re on so I know what to do when you pass out.”
“I got a lot of experience with relationships coming to a grinding halt.”
“Wait sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, wait, yeah, your pathetic love life.”
“Stop looking at me like that! I’m so vulnerable and you’re so mean.”
“Why’d you come back for me?”
“I left because I didn’t want to get hurt again and I came back because... I’ll never learn.”
“I’m not gonna ask where you pulled that from.”
“___, I tried to get help but nobody wanted to.”
“I would say it’s good to be back but I can’t shake the fact that life is meaningless and I’m gonna die alone.”
“I’ve got a lot to do now. Like go to my room and cry in the fetal position.”
“Don’t say “wink, wink”. Just wink.”
“You can bother me again when I grow a new heart.”
“Wallowing is underrated. People no longer expect things from you and you get to stop showering.”
“Sweetie, you’re young and beautiful and sandy.”
“Someday the right man or woman or creature will mate with you. Then you must eat them.”
“Oh my god, I want to shower again. That means I’ve regained the will to live!”
“Love the homicidal impulse but no.”
“But I only like gratification when it’s instant!”
“Oh, this ain’t good.”
“Oh god, they’re getting uglier.”
“Hey ___, who do you think I should punch first?”
“Sorry, I tend not to notice things that aren’t me.”
“I’m crestfallen and I can’t get up.”
“Don’t you know you can’t trust anyone but yourself?”
“I’m not kneeling, I’m dying.”
“Yeah, you’re gonna die soon.”
“You know, you have an impressive number of enemies for a girl your age.”
“Don’t be a drama queen. That is my job.”
“Well those are mixed messages.”
“My needs outweigh your scorn.”
“It’ll either cure him or kill him.”
“You do not wanna go in there unless you’re a fan of, like, dying.”
“Any operating instructions or ominous warnings?”
“You’re afraid to let people in and you hide behind sarcasm.”
“___, work on your issues.”
“So, this isn’t gonna get more normal anytime soon, is it?”
“You don’t have to die at home but you can’t die here.”
“I’ve had a lot of people leave me in my life but I’ve never ever ever not had you before.”
“I always thought you’d be dead in a ditch by now.”
“Why is it, ___, that every time you’re braiding my hair you tell me I’m going to die?”
“Braids hurt my brain.”
“Oh, you’re so going to die.”
“The key to getting dumped is not knowing how to take a hint.”
“Stop tempting fate.”
“I have resting sinister face.”
“I don’t know who to disobey.”
“Haven’t you ever seen an enchanted broom before?”
“Wow. Brutal honesty, that’s true friendship.”
“She blindsided me. While I was looking right at her!”
“I don’t know why you always bring the good half out in me, ___.”
Killing Eve S3 Starters
Change as needed
“If you want to be a winner you have to sacrifice everything.”
“I am so much happier now she’s dead.”
“Bureaucracy in all its glory.”
“I’m back now, with bells on.”
“We’re always like this, aren’t we?”
“We’re gonna make a fabulous team.”
“You’re not easy to replace.”
“What’s in it for you, hmm?”
“Whatever you want, I will do it.”
“Power is there for the taking, ___. You just have to be smart about how.”
“You have friends?”
“You realize to fit in here you have to be socially inept like the rest of us.”
“You know, a normal person would flake on their friend when something better turns up.”
“Well, remind me not to rely on you for anything.”
“You can hide from it, but it won’t hide from you.”
“Are you crying? Don’t be a wimp.”
“Nothing good comes fast.”
“My work remains totally untouchable.”
“You know, you really shouldn’t leave your front door open considering the amount of people that have tried to kill you.”
“Yeah, well it’s not my problem anymore.”
“You just don’t seem very happy, that’s all.”
“Who says I want to be happy?”
“You see this and you’re transported to a time of happiness?”
“Are you ever going to apologize?”
“You really don’t think you did anything wrong at all, do you?”
“Life is just a series of trade-offs, ___.”
“This isn’t something you can fix, ___.”
“Our entire relationship has had you at the center of it.”
“She’s lying, okay?”
“You’re crying because you feel stupid. Because you WERE stupid.”
“Hey, these drinks don’t involve games or organized fun, do they?”
“I hear you’re a walking miracle.”
“You know, when a bullet has been through you, it leaves something behind.”
“And then you taught me how to swear in Russian.”
“It’s about acknowledging the sad together.”
“Couldn’t we be sad and listen to good music?”
“It’s push by the way.”
“Why would I want to look ten years younger?”
“It’s good to have many lovers. Keeps you limber.”
“Winners win alone.”
“You can’t go down that path anymore.”
“So you don’t think about her anymore?”
“So, shall we just dive right in?”
“I don’t believe in distractions.”
“I’m fully capable of doing my job without any approval from you.”
“I know you think I’m a self-serving prick.”
“Some things are bigger than the job and this is one of them.”
“You have to start taking care of yourself right now or it’s going to catch up with you.”
“How long do I have to stay?”
“Anybody can fight. It takes a special person to kill.”
“Just so you know, I’m kinda a big deal in this industry.”
“You do everything I say exactly when I say it.”
“If you make me look bad I will kill you.”
“You did all that for a boyfriend?”
“You only know a country once you know it’s drink.”
“It’s good to know he was getting some before he died.”
“Being hard on someone is sometimes what they need.”
“Don’t be embarrassed will you?”
“Why don’t you go and do your thing where you close your eyes and breathe?”
“You do not get to come here without an invitation anymore!”
“Haven’t you heard? I’m moving up in the world.”
“If I killed everybody who betrayed me there would be nobody left.”
“You have to know, you’re not safe.”
“You think you’re in control but you’re not.”
“Really, I’m fine. You should go.”
“You know I care about you?”
“You really like that baby, huh?”
“It would be really unsettling if he actually got something right.”
“I have all my best thoughts in the bath.”
“I haven’t looked up in ten minutes.”
“Meetings have biscuits.”
“That is literally the most parenting this household has ever seen.”
“You have been unfocused and manic for days.”
“I’m just having some fun.”
“It’s not my fault he was an idiot.”
“You want to amuse yourself, go crazy.”
“I’m the one doing all the work.”
“You think handling you isn’t work?”
“You should get your act together.”
“I’m not ready!”
“Once I pop, I just can’t stop.”
“I don’t have any self-control.”
“Is that supposed to mean something to me?”
“Did you take this job thinking it’d be easier?”
“You really should have some kind of protection, you know that right?”
“Have you ever locked and popped, ___?”
“I want to smell powerful.”
“Pushing ourselves out of our comfort zones is how we grow.”
“I adore a coincidence, it makes me feel I’m in the right place.”
“I just had the novel experience of being stood up.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll have him killed.”
“A terrible lifestyle suits me, huh?”
“Do you believe a word of that?”
“This place is psychopathic.”
“I should have shot you in the head.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“I’m not here for you!”
“I don’t want to talk about it.”
“Who doesn’t answer their phone on a stake-out?”
“Everyone, look innocent.”
“Don’t wait for me in the dark like that!”
“Don’t you want to know why I’m in your bed?”
“They own every little bit of you.”
“What kind of baby do you think I was?”
“I’m wearing power. And to keep power, you need knowledge.”
“This is where you belong!”
“So you’re saying this is it?”
“You do realize that’s my desk?”
“What is that smell?”
“You’re supposed to share the cake!”
“You’re like a sad teenager, waiting for a like on Instagram.”
“Don’t you like having fun?”
“You don’t know what it’s like when you’ve chosen to destroy your own life.”
“I promise you, whatever you’ve done is not half as bad as the stuff in my checkered past.”
“I stabbed someone.”
“Do not think that you are the only self-loathing as whole in the room, ever.”
“Choices, ___. It’s all about choices.”
“Can I stay with you tonight?”
“But it’s my job to do terrible things.”
“I want you to have a plan.”
“So not over me.”
“Ah. You made me cake.”
“It really doesn’t look like the picture.”
“Wait, wait, just because it looks bad doesn’t mean it tastes bad.”
“You don’t deserve nice things if you don’t look after them.”
“Why are you lying to me?”
“I gained valuable insight into Victorian gender politics.”
“You’re so close to getting what you want. But you have to play by the rules.”
“You are so annoying today.”
“I am just trying to save you from yourself!”
“You know, you really don’t have to be so dramatic.”
“This would be a really bad way to go!”
“Don’t worry, you’ll be my favorite.”
“What got you in such a good mood?”
“I really hate it when you do that.”
“You’re free now. You can be whoever you want.”
“But I don’t want to be free.”
“You have the hiccups?”
“I’ve been ordered to stay away from all of this.”
“What are you doing home at this hour of the day?”
“It is a bit odd being here in the daytime, isn’t it?”
“I get up to all sorts of stuff.”
“You barely even look at me.”
“I’m trying to tell you that I’m worried about you, ___!”
“You have hat hair.”
“You said you have everything under control.”
“Not getting any, huh?”
“Did they air bnb my room again?”
“I know a killer when I see a killer and she’s a killer.”
“You were mean.”
“I beat the crap out of the sofa so I don’t beat the crap out of people.”
“You’ll have lots of fun, I promise.”
“Being strong is a choice.”
“That looks like shit.”
“You don’t want to dance?”
“Eat this. Be quiet.”
“Come on, it used to make you laugh.”
“You always laugh at things that aren’t funny.”
“You do not belong here.”
“I was not a happy person.”
“You were never a happy person.”
“You were bad from the beginning.”
“Oh, I think I need to kill you.”
“It’s so good to see your eyes.”
“Do you want to put ice on it?”
“Are you trying to seduce me?”
“This is the same stuff I was doing before.”
“You know that would be okay... if you’re not okay, that is.”
“Sometimes you just need to let it win.”
“You can’t watch sports without a hot dog.”
“I don’t want to talk about it!”
“Where are we going? It better be someplace hot.”
“You should run away.”
“I don’t think you really want this.”
“Don’t let them see something’s up.”
“The plan only works if nobody knows there is one.”
“Should I… trust you?”
“None of us are to be trusted, that’s why we work here.”
“Don’t be a grump.”
“Stop or I’ll scream.”
“You know how annoying it is when you have to be around two people in love?”
“You’re a real role model, you know that?”
“You don’t have to do this. I already know you are scary.”
“___, are you comparing yourself to a carrot?”
“I don’t love being here either.”
“It would be so much better if we could have this conversation after I’ve eaten.”
“To you, I am harsh and cold and, to me, you are disappointed and expectant.”
“You don’t talk to people when they are bowling.”
“You can’t beat us, you understand?”
“Oh, I’ve got to get out of here.”
“That guy was really staring at me.”
“Do you know why I love you, ___? Because you’re an agent of chaos. And I love chaos.”
“You’re a beautiful monster, ___.”
“Thank you for the inappropriate touching. It was actually pretty nice.”
“You’re a child. You have no idea what you’re dealing with.”
“It’s just standard white person stuff.”
“Jokes are for people who do their job correctly, ___.”
“Do you ever think of anything else?”
“Heroes only get the girl in Hollywood.”
“Do you want to sit down?”
“Is this one of those moments we pretend never happened?”
“Look what someone just gave me. It’s a shank made out of a toothbrush.”
“Tone all this down a little. It’s too much.”
“So you’re actually leaving me here?”
“Why are you making this difficult?”
“You can’t get raided twice in a day. It’s a rule.”
“You look ridiculous.”
“Germans don’t wear kilts.”
“Russia has vegans now.”
“There is no such thing as a nice surprise.”
“Just once I want to make a scene and not be told to “be quiet” or to “pull myself together” or that I’m being ridiculous!”
“What kind of person does that?”
“I hope you die.”
“He’s crying out to be killed.”
“You have lost it, haven’t you?”
“Okay, I’m gonna make myself an omelette to celebrate.”
“That random guy now wants to kill me.”
“I thought you didn’t want to talk about it.”
“Wherever I go, someone wants to murder me.”
“I probably deserve it.”
“Let’s face it, ___, I’m a prick.”
“Don’t argue with me we’re celebrating.”
“You’re not really okay, are you?”
“I fear the walls may be closing in on me.”
“It’s starting to feel personal.”
“What is wrong with you?! You’re an emotional iceberg!”
“I’m not coming at you, I’m trying to hug you.”
“This isn’t healthy.”
“You can’t just refuse to feel anything for the rest of your life.”
“A little overdramatic, don’t you think?”
“Is this really necessary?”
“You’re going to die in this room.”
“We are both to blame.”
“Do you ever think about the past?”
“They seem happy. Carefree.”
“I want to feel like that.”
“Dancing’s not my thing.”
“Are you leading or am I?”
“We’d consume each other before we got old.”
“Talk me through your outfit.”
“Comfortable is what you make people with a terminal illness.”
“I was trained to look devastating.”
“You know, you almost have no sense of humor.”
“What am I supposed to do? Applaud or…?”
“What is this really about?”
“You’ve not tried to bribe someone before, have you?”
“I expected you to look more like a stripper.”
“You know your problem? You don’t know what’s good for you.”
“Well, this is something new.”
“You’re going to burn for this.”
“I wish I could believe you.”
“You never loved me. Not even close.”
“You can be pretty athletic when you choose.”
“I don’t want to do it anymore. Any of it.”
“You were never like them. You only thought you were.”
“When I try to think of my future I just see your face over and over again.”
“Did I ruin your life?”
“Do you think I’m a monster?”
“I think we all have monsters inside of us, it’s just that most people have managed to keep theirs hidden.”
“Help me make it stop.”
The Owl House Starters
Change as needed
“No! My only weakness! Dying!”
“That doesn’t count, right?”
“Do you have any friends? Real ones?”
“Tiny trash thief!”
“Oops, that happens sometimes.”
“I’m a squirmy little fella.”
“I like food, I like love, just let me write about it!”
“Oh, he gets so cute when he’s thirsty for power.”
“I’ve never actually broken any of your stupid laws… in front of you.”
“I hate everything you’re saying right now.”
“We’d be the strongest power couple ever.”
“Self-doubt is a prison you can never escape from.”
“Anyways, let’s bounce before any more monsters fall in love with me.”
“I am not your cutie pie!”
“No one wants an un-oiled snake.”
“Remember, never befriend a man in sandals and always measure twice, cut once.”
“Be back by nightfall or risk mortal peril!”
“I know I’ve had enough delight for one day.”
“Sorry to break it to you, ___, but no one here is that well-dressed.”
“This has been a rough day.”
“Big houses always belong to big whack jobs.”
“Today just got good.”
“Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.”
“Anyways, your food is gone and we are too.”
“Never trust a man in casual drapery.”
“All that mean-spirited laughter made me sleepy.”
“I don’t like this. I really don’t like this.”
“All your food was so tiny and cute.”
“If you can think of a better plan I’d love to hear it.”
“Betrayed by my own cool accessories.”
“I didn’t have to be part of this!”
“I… don’t like this.”
“I think I’ll head home and look at pictures of animals that are still… alive.”
“Wow, you’re so unnoticeable I almost rolled into you.”
“It’s okay, the thorns only went through a few layers of skin.”
“Alright, into the darkness you go.”
“Oh my god, I haven’t eaten real food in so long please give me some.”
“You can’t just cut open a human, can you?”
“Keeping junk in my pocket saved my life!”
“Ahh, baby’s first wanted poster.”
“Even demons have inner demons.”
“This is my paying attention face.”
“Look, now we’re boo boo buddies.”
“It’s like a rainbow, but looking at it turns you inside out.”
“I respect your cunning but I also hate you for it.”
“Oh, gross. Can I keep that?”
“This is terrifying, so why do you look so happy?”
“Oh no, a twist!”
“I’m kind of over that nickname, but okay.”
“Oh, what lovely thing do we have here? It’s just so dang shiny, oh my.”
“And look, I drew flip book.”
“I will literally do anything to stop this.”
“If I’m seen, I could go to jail… again.”
“Alright, let’s see this mess.”
“That’s probably fine.”
“Time to prepare for bloodshed.”
“Welcome down to my level!”
“I know I should be repulsed but that look is fierce.”
“I’m gonna steal everything that’s not nailed down!”
“I was up all night poison tasting and, for some reason, I don’t feel great.”
“I need an extra pair of eyes looking out for pickpockets. And an extra pair of hands in case I want to pickpocket.”
“I got leaves in my pants. And I like it.”
“I was a strange child.”
“You think this can stop me? I can still bite your ankles.”
“If you’re gonna eat me, just do it now!”
“___, you’re getting all swoony again.”
“Rivals are meant to be annihilated, not befriended.”
“Witches eating babies is so 1693.”
“Ugh, you.”
“I thought we were as cool as cucumbers but we’re as sour as pickles.”
“Whoa, I almost passed out.”
“It’s been hours, how can it keep screaming!?”
“Say that again and I steal your tongue.”
“Keep going, this is fun to watch.”
“Isn’t that taking it a bit too far?”
“Just go away before things somehow get worse!”
“This never happened.”
“And who doesn’t like their name in lights?”
“That’s the incorrect reaction!”
“I smell an easy mark.”
“Well, I hate her.”
“It’s like demonic possession with the ones you love.”
“This is just like my favorite early 2000’s movie!”
“I’m so old… and pointy.”
“I’ve got some very confusing emotions right now.”
“My life’s not a joke! But yours is!”
“Novelty costumes are where I draw the line.”
“I am not above disrespecting my elders.”
“This vacation just took an alarming, back-alley turn.”
“Geez, I thought I’d like being babied. But I feel small and helpless, like some sort of baby.”
“Hey, take this, society!”
“I didn’t like her telling me what to do before, but now I love it!”
“Let’s go let out some teen angst!”
“This is how the cool kids ride. Super backwards, on purpose.”
“Your life is pretty terrible. But, hey, it’ll probably be over soon.”
“This is some of my best work, really captures the shame.”
“That’s sweet, kid. Now let’s never speak of this again.”
“Show, don’t tell, man.”
“Oh, look what you did. I’m gonna go rub it in.”
“That seems like a potential problem to me.”
“You being the razzle, I’ll bring the dazzle.”
“Do you always have confetti on you or—?”
“You’re just gonna be unhelpful, huh?”
“Okay, time to run for no particular reason!”
“Oof, I’ve had this nightmare before.”
“Like I’d actually apologize.”
“I want power, and I want drama.”
“Are you ready to give up?”
“I was afraid, I acted stupid.”
“I just wish you told me the truth.”
“You know, it didn’t taste as bad as I thought I would.”
“Impressive, still alive.”
“This is a throne worthy of a tyrant!”
“No, no, keep those sticky hands away.”
“No one wants to see that.”
“Since when are you into sports?”
“Gross, sympathy.”
“Don’t spend all night plotting revenge.”
“Oh, this is an interesting development.”
“I’ll take that weird grumble as a yes.”
“I’m feeling confident about this plan.”
“Trust must be earned.”
“If you run, you’ll just make it harder for yourself!”
“Your pride has destroyed you.”
“So tiny, so angry.”
“I don’t think I’ll ever be clean again.”
“If you ever want to search for the truth, I’ll help you.”
“Aww, that’s a horrible lie.”
“Partake of my free snack samples!”
“Why isn’t anyone paying attention to me?”
“A, eww. B, I’m bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.”
“I know my good angle.”
“Ugh, what are the basement dwellers doing out in natural sunlight?’
“Hey, there’s more to life than shipping.”
“___, I know you’re trying to help, but I think you’re crossing a line.”
“Ooh, I love punching.”
“You’re ominous, and I like it.”
“And of course you would be here just to be a nuisance.”
“I wanted to compare sunglasses.”
“Fame can really box you in, you know?”
“Besides, if anyone’s putting you down it’s gonna be me.”
“If it’s disappointing in any way I’ll spend the rest of my life trashing it.”
“He scammed us. Can you believe he scammed us?”
“Good entrance. But that outfit? Hah!”
“I’ve got a new crush and her name is education!”
“Ahh, fresh garbage.”
“I have never seen such an extravagant earring.”
“Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?”
“Weaponizing my pride, well played.”
“Sorry, whoever’s over there!”
“Well, go on. Eat the snow.”
“Huh, it’s no fun if they don’t tremble.”
“Oh, okay, alright. Yup, an idea’s happening.”
“Shh! I don’t need your validation!”
“Get back here before that thing bites you!”
“No, we’re gonna die.”
“Cool. I didn’t actually think you could do it.”
“It’s not a secret.”
“Alright, your adorable banter is literally making me sick.”
“Believe it or not, I’ve seen worse.”
“Aww. I won’t be doing that, but thanks.”
“Quitting: it’s like trying, but easier.”
“You humans are filled with liquids, right?”
“I guess I have always liked pouring things into other things.”
“Time to scrounge through the trash.”
“I ain’t no desk jockey.”
“You don’t know diddly dang about squiddly squat!”
“I love secret rooms!”
“You have an aura of lies.”
“Also, you can eat trash.”
“Do the right thing, you dingus!”
“It just goes on like this for an hour.”
“Carnivals bring crowds and crowds bring suckers.”
“We’ve got scams to run.”
“I know poison when I see it.”
“You can’t scam a scammer.”
“You should really put a lock on your closet.”
“I love crimes!”
“Now this is my kind of weird.”
“That’s way safer than becoming blood brothers.”
“Beat up the man and steal his things for me.”
“This mama is ready for trauma.”
“All right. Approval!”
“Curse these stubby legs!”
“Sketchy carnival rides are not to blame this time.”
“___, you’re lucky I can’t be mad at your adorable antics.”
“Just when I thought I couldn’t respect the law any less…”
“Aww, what a supportive sign.”
“Yep, I just counted to one million.”
“Looks like we ruined his life for a second time.”
“I’ve always wanted to own a jagged piece of cheap metal.”
“Yes! Bread puns, bread puns forever!”
“Now I know what friendship tastes like.”
“I think today is a talons day.”
“It’s fun because it’s stupid.”
“I’ll admit, I was adorable.”
“Be careful with my brain.”
“Wouldn’t you rather talk about it?”
“That’s my motto after all, ‘Out of sight, out of mind.’”
“No schemes, no plots, no ruses. None.”
“I can’t believe I made him cry.”
“Are you solving a crime or about to commit one?”
“Sadly this is one problem crime can’t solve.”
“I’m supposed to choose someone interesting, accomplished, and noteworthy. People aren’t meant to be all those things!”
“Yup, her brain’s burned up real good.”
“Be still my fantasy-loving heart.”
“I’m pretty good at getting stuck inside people’s heads.”
“Hey, I found something magical.”
“I’ma put my face in it.”
“It’s like a little doghouse for angels.”
“If you’re handing out attention, I deserve it.”
“Eww, I mean, aww.”
“I really messed things up.”
“It’s eggs, it’s full of eggs.”
“No one turns down an interview with someone this pretty.”
“Me? Avoid? What? No. But let’s skip it.”
“There’s levels to me, kid. Levels I say!”
“Oh, right, I put people in there.”
“I’m gonna hug you so hard you’ll never forget me again!”
“I regret teaching you about the internet.”
“Ah, a severed hand. Perfect response.”
“Hmm, the demon at my shoulder makes a good point.”
“Always trust a shoulder demon.”
“The more I look at him, the more uncomfortable I get.”
“Man, you’ve got some quick grabbers.”
“I can’t wait to get overdressed, take awkward photos, push all the buttons!”
“We’re gonna turn this bloodbath into a fun bath.”
“Do you think I could pull off red eyeshadow?”
“Girl, you could pull off anything.”
“We’re style geniuses!”
“Ominous footsteps, creepy woods, this is no problem.”
“Dang, I look great.”
“___, you always go overboard and I end up bailing you out.”
“Now, what’s the fun in watching a kid get eaten by a monster if it’s my kid?”
“___, I don’t think you’re ready but we’re literally out of time.”
“Why so twitchy, witchy?”
“Teenagers are brutal. They’ll boo anyone and that kind of public humiliation will stick with you for life.”
“You look nice. Strange, but nice.”
“Honestly, I’m kind of amazed with how fearless you are.”
“You’ve done things I could never do.”
“Thing is, you’re sitting in my personal chitchat zone, which means you gotta talk.”
“I am a little weirdo.”
“You gotta pander.”
“Cheating a isn’t anything to brag about.”
“Well, can’t reason with crazy!”
“I’ve been talking for too long.”
“Feeling sentimental?”
“I love water.”
“I don’t know much about sports but I do know about sports movies.”
“What happens in the montage stays in the montage.”
“Not everything can be solved with a good attitude and a dope movie soundtrack.”
“Sorry, I just really love backstories.”
“You just destroyed your social life.”
“That’s such a stupid rule!”
“You’re not gonna show this to anyone, right?”
“I haven’t forgotten what you promised me.”
“Ahh, you’re a thorn in my side but you always dig your way into my heart.”
“Jeez, you’re morbid.”
“Ahh, it’s a fate much worse than death if you think about it.”
“Please don’t make me regret taking you here.”
“Love me a properly ventilated castle.”
“I spy with my little eye something coming this way!”
“I’m going away and I don’t know if I can come back this time.”
“And ___, thank you, for being in my life.”
“I want her back as much as you do.”
“Don’t look at me like that, this is for your own good.”
“Ah farts, I got caught.”
“You understand, don’t you?”
“Please tell me that’s not as bad as it sounds.”
“To be great, you have to make sacrifices.”
“Ahh, ___, you chose the wrong side.”
“I like your spirit, but try that again and things won’t end well for you.”
“Go on, then. Go be a hero.”
“I may have lost but so have you.”
“I can teach you what I know, and what we don’t know we can learn together.”
Killing Eve S2 Starters
Change as needed
“I think I might’ve killed her.”
“Sorry, were you saving this seat for someone?”
“Oh my god, you think I’m a junkie.”
“This is your fault.”
“Do you know how to dispose of a body?”
“Stab wound. It’s really gooey.”
“Women don’t stab.”
“Sometimes when you love someone you will do crazy things.”
“Well, good news. I was fired!”
“Well, you certainly seem completely normal.”
“You’re really good at stealing, you should do it more.”
“Tell me about your windows, ___. Tell me everything about them.”
“I fell off a horse.”
“Don’t apologize. It’s a waste of my time and yours.”
“You snore, you know.”
“It’s really bad. You look like a pizza.”
“You can see scary people a mile away, it’s the good people you have to worry about.”
“I mean, who do you even work for!?”
“Home? Is that really what you want? I mean, what do people do at home?”
“You know, I’ve been thinking… all day.”
“There’s no way out of this job. You need this, you can’t leave.”
“You can tell me anything but not telling me… I can’t do that.”
“I bought a shit ton of really expensive windows.”
“You really have changed.”
“No matter how rich and famous you are, you’ll always end up with your dick out on a slab.”
“So you’re not completely heartless.”
“This is how it works, we have to talk.”
“I don’t think he saw us.”
“Just pretend not to remember to hurt my feelings.”
“What do you know about psychopaths?”
“Let’s get this over and done with, shall we?”
“Stop it, ___. I can feel your excitement.”
“Don’t get all giddy and sing along to the radio in my car.”
“I think you’re going to bleed to death.”
“You know what? I’ve had a really shitty couple of days. And I really, really need to go to a doctor.”
“You’re on a very tight leash from now on.”
“Honestly it feels like I’m losing my mind a little bit.”
“Change the subject.”
“Why should I lie about this?”
“You still have something worth having. Don’t let her take it.”
“Look what happens to the people she loves. She’ll love you to death.”
“What did you do, did you murder someone?”
“This looks… delicious. What is it?”
“I’ll just masturbate onto this omelette then, I guess.”
“That doesn’t sound boring or discreet, does it?”
“You don’t need any help in the failure department from me.”
“Add it to the bill.”
“This is gonna be like pulling teeth.”
“You’d better put on something really slutty.”
“It’s gonna be so slutty, I promise.”
“You have a bit of fluff, can’t have that.”
“It sounds a bit manipulative.”
“You weren’t listening were you?”
“___, you are making a mistake.”
“This is a terrible hug.”
“I don’t normally get angry, ___, it makes me feel sleepy.”
“One cock-up is an accident, two cock-ups starts to look like carelessness.”
“She just won’t shut up about being vegan.”
“I’ll put your head in a box.”
“Don’t be a snub.”
“What’s with the shirt?”
“Seriously, do not go shopping on your own again.”
“What? It was free.”
“You could almost say it’s none of your business.”
“Pretty cowardly to get someone else to do your dirty work.”
“Coming home to this is not fun.”
“None of this is normal.”
“What do you mean ‘home’? Where is that exactly?”
“Try focusing on the job at hand.”
“This is taking ages.”
“It’s a computer, it’s not magic.”
“I think I once got a handjob in here.”
“Do you ever not talk about sex?”
“God, this is disgusting.”
“Did you drop this?”
“It’ll be easier if you come with me.”
“What do you think he’s saying?”
“I don’t think anything would work.”
“Did you know babies literally steal the calcium from your teeth?”
“Let’s put a hit out on me!”
“You are joking? I can’t tell if you’re joking.”
“___, it’s a crazy idea!”
“Yeah that’s weird, ‘cause it is. It is your job.”
“You’re being very sneaky, ___.”
“You chose THAT photo!?”
“You used to be smarter than this.”
“Your trousers are rather tight these days.”
“I always worry about being crushed under one of these. They don’t seem stable, do they?”
“Well, this is flattering.”
“You know it’s very brave, what you’re doing.”
“No guts, no glory, right?”
“Don’t do anything stupid. Okay?”
“That’s a little arrogant, don’t you think?”
“You’ve been so distracted lately I thought you forgot about me.”
“Are you scared?”
“You know, I should be more afraid of you.”
“I’m about to be in mourning.”
“You know I’m here to kill you?”
“Of course it isn’t poison!”
“I’m expensive.”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“It’s always a weapon.”
“I got you what you wanted. A thank you would be nice.”
“You are just take, take, take.”
“You look like someone stuck a mustache on some fudge.”
“Do you want me to love you or do you want me to frighten you?”
“This feels like a one-night stand.”
“I was up all night, trying to work out why I felt so unbelievably shitty and sad.”
“You wouldn’t have understood.”
“Don’t ask me to stay. I can’t do this anymore.”
“Don’t leave me alone!”
“I can’t stand breakfast. It’s just constant eggs. Why? Who decided?”
“There is nothing hidden that will not be revealed.”
“Have you come here to yell at me?”
“You’re not yelling but it feels like you’re yelling.”
“You do know what I do, right?”
“Do I get a watch with a laser in it?”
“Nothing a B.J. and a compliment won’t fix, in my experience.”
“I don’t think a B.J. will help.”
“You will never understand how much harder it is to be nice, and normal, and decent than it is to be like you.”
“I wish I was better. A better person.”
“It’s hard. But it gets easier.”
“Don’t speak to me like that, ___. I like you, but I don’t like you that much.”
“The only thing that makes you interesting is me.”
“I have real trouble telling the truth.”
“Most of the time… most days I feel… nothing.”
“I hurt myself, it doesn’t hurt. I buy what I want, I don’t want it. I do what I like, I don’t like it. I’m just so bored.”
“Why do rich people talk like children?”
“I wanted to be helpful.”
“I dread to think where you’ll be happy, ___.”
“Ignore him, he’s an asshole.”
“You ask a lot of questions. You seem to have the mind of a five year old.”
“People will eat anything if you cut it thin enough and put hot sauce on it.”
“You don’t know if you’re telling the truth or not?”
“I feel things when I’m with you.”
“I don’t like eavesdroppers.”
“That’s a little presumptuous.”
“Send me a text when you’re finished or otherwise I’ll worry that you’ve been murdered or something.”
“I don’t like rich men.”
“Your little plan seems to be working.”
“I’m running out of good safe words.”
“Wow. You’re a hoarder.”
“You always look so annoyed to see me.”
“I see you got what you wanted.”
“What is this? Razor wire?”
“Why do I need a safe word?”
“I’m here for work.”
“How much of the day do you spend thinking about her?”
“Do you feel unsafe?”
“It has to be perfect. There is no point if it isn’t perfect.”
“You’ll be bored.”
“You look like a painting. You’re so… still.”
“Do you ever get lonely?”
“Are you going to listen all night?”
“You should let yourself go once in a while.”
“Listen I really don’t need to talk about this.”
“What a weird-looking gentleman.”
“I played dead, the hero’s technique.”
“Let’s go, now.”
“You’ll never get bored here. I’ll make sure of it.”
“Do you think I would kill you, ____?”
“This can’t be for nothing.”
“None of it means anything.”
“You think you’d be fine without me?”
“If I get shot I want you to remember that it is your fault.”
“If you see anything scary just leave, okay? Don’t be brave.”
“Best to make a swift exit when things get complicated.”
“You did exactly what you wanted. This is all your idea.”
“She wouldn’t do the same for you.”
“You can’t be on her side and ours.”
“You’ve got a noose on your neck. I’m offering to take it off.”
“I’m risking a lot to save your ass here.”
“I thought we were friends.”
“How long have you been standing there?”
“God, you’re such a drama queen.”
“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time.”
“I bet your kids are ugly.”
“You’re not scared are you?”
“I don’t get scared.”
“They will take you apart for this.”
“Do you know the way out of here?”
“Do you think if we died down here anybody would notice?”
“You’ll feel better soon. I’ll look after you.”
“You want me to be a mess. You want me to be scared.”
“This is what you wanted.”