imwccan:
“I told someone my butt hurts, and they just figured it was sexual. A dog ran between my legs and I fell, simple as that.”
cue a tsk coming from lorna, she shaking her head. “ people. ”

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imwccan:
“I told someone my butt hurts, and they just figured it was sexual. A dog ran between my legs and I fell, simple as that.”
cue a tsk coming from lorna, she shaking her head. “ people. ”
geoiisms:
‘’ i —… actually kind of hate new york. isn’t their pizza supposed to be like, the best thing in the world?? — i was lied to. ‘’
“ i’ve lived in new york all my life and EVERYONE knows that chicago is where the good pizza is at, even if some won’t admit it. new york isn’t all that awful, though. for example; if you don’t die during this mini superhero world, surely the thing that will kill you is a supersized rat. ”
magnetismss:
“well, training to control your powers isn’t easy and it’ll take a lot of work. but fine, you can take a break. are those movies? you’re asking me to go see a kids movie with you? aren’t you a little too old for those?” erik raised his brow, unsure of how to answer her next question. part of him wanted to be honest but he didn’t want to put his family in danger. “no, i don’t.”
“ i know!! i’m living it. but i want to do it. breaks are just very necessary i think. yes!! they’re movies. they may or may be cartoons. but they’re good. i feel like it’ll be good for you, too; because, you know, you’re never too old for cartoons. ” she did notice the hesitance, before shrugging. “ awesome. cartoon time. the nearest theatre is like, a twenty minute walk. ”
iamahura:
“Um, I don’t know what anything’s called here.”
“ do you know what it looks like?? ”
imwccan:
“I don’t tend to venture out int he country, like at all, unless something truly calls for it. Boys, well they’ll mature eventually, hopefully.”
“ i’ve done it a few times, for fun. the people can be nice, though some are rednecks. that’s one way to look at it. ”
@magnetismss
“ okay, i have an idea. i’m exhausted. that’s not my idea, i just wanted to put it out there. anyways, here we go. you’re teaching me stuff that i seriously appreciate, but i feel like i’m not giving anything back. but i really want to see finding dory. or the secret life of pets. i’ll pay, even. i just have to ask if you have any kids. don’t want to steal you away from them or whatever. ”
imwccan:
“That was in person, not tinder. I don’t really think you’ll see a lot of rednecks around here.”
“ either way, men in our age group all tend to be -- boys, really. i meant out in the country, like, kansas or something. ”
iamahura:
“Has anybody seen a 5 ftt brown bulldog around here?”
“ i think i’ve only seen normal sized of any kind of dogs around, really. --- where was the last part you saw him in?? ”
iamahura:
“Has anybody seen a 5 ftt brown bulldog around here?”
“ i think i’ve only seen normal sized of any kind of dogs around, really. --- where was the last part you saw him in?? ”
"if i had to describe myself in one word, it think i’d be, like…‘bad at following directions’.“
“ then i have a feeling you’d be better off sticking to gps. asking a local is practically like speaking two different languages. ”
“A guy thought it would be cute to say this to me, There will only be 8 planets tonight, after I destroy Uranus, now I understand why I haven’t gone on a date in so long.”
“ maybe stay off of tinder. -- oh!! consider a trip out to the country. always some gentlemen out there, hiding behind rednecks. ”
“ Why can’t I read puppies’ thoughts?? ”
“ i’m guessing it may raise your ego a bit. puppies love to love. ”
mxstiqe:
raven nodded in agreement with the green haired girl. “seriously, it is pretty cool. haven’t been to a fancy party like this in a long time. and, like most people are saying, the free food and alcohol is great.”
“ i don’t think i’ve ever really been to one. i never really have been caught on anybody’s radar enough to be invited to it. --- but as far as i can tell, it’s pretty much worth the buzz going on about ‘em. ”
mxstiqe:
raven smiled at the girl, taking a sip of her drink before speaking. “not exactly, but if they keep throwing parties like this, i may have to start.”
THE GREEN HAIRED MUTANT MILDLY RECOGNIZED the blonde, she pretty sure that she must’ve seen her around xavier’s the few times she’s been there. “ where’s the lie?? everything here is... cool, for a lack of better wording. ”
agentcabbot:
clara couldn’t help but let out a little chuckle when she head the girl speak, and a grin formed on her face. she took another sip from her glass of champagne and spoke, “i don’t know if i’d use the word often.”
“ you and i both -- i wish, though. it seems a bit easier than searching for internships every other day, ” she said. “ it seems like the place to be during this time period. ”
strongbarnes:
ophelia gulped when she realized who she had just addressed. was this girl going to offer her gum again? or worse, try to talk to her about what chapped at the graveyard. no matter, that wasn’t the task at hand.
“ y-ea that would be helpful. thank you. ”
LORNA ONLY HESITATED FOR A MOMENT, NOT SURE if this was what the other woman wanted. their last interaction had been very... awkward to say the least. she gestured her hand to follow her, the two walking in some silence. “ i uh, i’m lorna. thought i should mention it if we’re going bathroom searching together. ”
agent-eirikr:
“ — are you talking to me? ”
“ well, there is no one else around. ”