wadda hell..

owen| new (and inactive) blog van1a-black, used for follows likes, nrm survivor

[polestar-burst]

i’ve moved blogs to @van1a-black

[pkbunny]

Your first shiny pokemon is what pokemon are you

Mine was marill

[pkbunny]

it’s fun to read the tags ~ 

also masuda method and red gyarados  doesn’t count you guys  

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[liketherazor]

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

[swampxwitchxhattie]

I laughed harder than I should have

[christianstepmoms]

I've been in VRChat for over a year and a half and have Seen Some Shit™️. But nothing will top when I stumbled across people holding a legitimate Sunday Service this past week.

This was literally a world with a Bible passage panoptically encompassing the area, a scarecrow was praying and delivering a sermon, played entirely straight to a crowd of 30 people. And these people were made of the typical VRChat crowd: weed shader nanachi's, anime eboys and egirls, some sort of Sonic/knuckles amalgamation shaped like a toilet, the little pidgeon birds, even Ronald McDonald was there too.

But despite this it was played completely straight, they prayed together, somebody had a evangelical testimonial, the scarecrow prayed to help develop everybodies talents or something.

I was waiting for a punchline but it never came, it was serious, it was real.

[christianstepmoms]

I thought the act was going to drop when somebody with the GMod Jesus model got up front and started screaming Hail Satan, but they all managed to collectively ban him in less than a few seconds and resumed without missing a beat.

[christianstepmoms]

Oh yeah and there was somebody up front next to the scarecrow interpreting in ASL FLUENTLY.

[ivytherium]

someone willed this meme into existence

[luxwing]

This is what Ready Player One should have been about

[polestar-burst]

judas is baby even if he happens to kill people occasionally

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

why every male protag in a horror game called ethan 

[docteryn]

They know what they did

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

arguably the most ominous reply on any of the my posts 

[polestar-burst]

still never gonna get over the fact i can’t go more than ankle deep in any natural body of water without panicking but my fantasy is pirate life it’s just so hilarious to me

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

This blog is NSFL (not safe for landlubbers)

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Part 2

[dogcoding]

[polestar-burst]

Quick sketch of the Vampires

[100percentkansasbeef]

found an abstract painting that very clearly depicts this guy hold on

[100percentkansasbeef]

x

[puthy]

Straight people when the worst song you’ve ever heard comes on:

[polestar-burst]

bboy compilation because i constantly forget to post here

[polestar-burst]

this is a no homestuck zone

[polestar-burst]

the day 1.14 optifine becomes forge compatible will be the day i lose my shit

[iandipen]

So apparently Disney went in and individually took Grunkle Stan’s fez symbol out on Disney plus? What’s the point ?

Edit: so it’s true, I checked out the show and in every scene, grunkle Stan’s fez symbol disappears. So I have no idea why it Disney took it out, but it hopefully someone will give us a idea of what happened

[tenorgender]

Mother Mother is good because it perfectly encapsulates all human emotion:

I wanna live in a cabin in the woods

fucking PISSED

I'm gay and stupid

I'm gay and I fucking HATE the government

I wanna astral project myself into another dimension

Unhealthy coping mechanisms

Crushing loneliness because everyone you know abandoned you after becoming sick of dealing with your many flaws

Spooky spirits and shit

Psychoanalyzing yourself at 4am