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i want to be the first girl to die of tuberculosis

just had my quarterly evaluation at work and me and my boss had so little to talk about he started asking me about the football

my bf ate the last bite of my ice cream yesterday and i’m still pissed about it

You’re an adult undeRTAle fan, you deserve to be bullied to suicide. Ableist fuckwit. I feel sad for your mom’s failed abortion.

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how work feels when your manager lets you return all the unreasonable requests from the subsidiary company back to sender

#not my problem!#genuinely i think this has pissed me off more than anything recently so. its so freeing #they left the URGENT subject lined inquiry unread for over a week and forwarded it to us to deal with instead. no please no sorry no nothing #like.#have you considered that you’re in the red because you can’t handle a basic request and send all the work across timezones for us instead #no. ok.

dogcoding

got too drunk at work drinks last week and came out to half of my coworkers and started promising id take them to a gay bar tonight and now i have to follow through with it. i just want to go to bed

dogcoding

got hit on more times last night than i ever did when i was single. really makes you think

got too drunk at work drinks last week and came out to half of my coworkers and started promising id take them to a gay bar tonight and now i have to follow through with it. i just want to go to bed

#had work drinks 2 times last week and was violently hungover both times i cant do it anymorw

8nin

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

never taking an extra day off before the holidays again i was at work until 10:30 last night

also realised lately that doing overtime = more money so on days when i don’t have much going on i’ve just been dragging all my work out and staying until like 8pm

can i confess i really dont understand the appeal of sandwiches. like everyone thinks im crazy and or just lying when i say i dont like sandwiches but im so serious and nobody gets it. i dont see the point.

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realised how much things cost and how little i earn yesterday so im on a strict buying things ban and i have the worst caffeine withdrawal headache ever bc im an idiot and i forgot to bring coffee from home this morning

having a hard day at work is crazy bc you’ll be crying in the bathroom and thinking about running into traffic during your lunch break and then you finish lunch and all of a sudden everything’s fine

was wondering why ive had a headache since yesterday and then the first sip of coffee in 48 hours passed my lips and i was instantly fine

my boss who’s not even my boss any more but is my boss’ boss so still my boss just asked me to join a meeting at 7am next week

exitwound

#feels like reading catcher in the rye

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