Polish All the Nails!

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[imstuckin1999]

Teen mags from the late 90s

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Oh wow, i remember so vividly the feeling I got seeing my favourites on the cover. That’s quite the flashback

[knithacker]

Who Knits a Cheese Grater?! https://wp.me/pjlln-1nx

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Oh man, extremely elaborate and time consuming versions of things like this, it’s my jam.  I’ve made things like this before and the thought that you might have made something completely unique is so pleasing. Imagine having the only knitted cheese grater ever....yes. A+

[motleycraft-o-rama]

By createandcherish.

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Purdy

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(via Meme Repost Marathon (3) - Album on Imgur)

Yeah it’s imgur so it is a bunch of wank but it’s not a bad collection.  Needs moar jpeg though. Cos that’s an up to date reference. 

[undercitytwerkteam]

me: touches cat

cat: does the prrrrp noise

me:

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This is useful, I’ll need this later. 

Also, same. 

[magic-of-eternity]

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Oooo that’s a pretty kitty. Not quite as good as mine but not bad. 

[freakleboomboom]

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Hahaha get it cos the microphones look like silly eyes get it get it

Ok so I know way too many of you followed me for nail stuff but I don’t wanna do that anymore I’m using my power to make you look at silly stuff. That’s an improvement I think

[awesome-picz]

Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet

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No no, that’s not the caption. It’s “Cats being silly at the vet” or “CATS ARE SHAPESHIFTERS”

[bitter1997]

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Yes, this is quite the mistake I’ll be returning to bed promptly. 

[sciencealert]

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FUNCTIONAL, ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS A+

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

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Oh man I forgot about this yes good

[roll0ne]

Steve Hops

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I don’t do “smoking” weed (because I live in Canada and there’s a weed shop called CAFE 66 nearby where the cafe stands for Cannabis And Fine Edibles and it’s a cafe but no ones drinking or making coffee, just waiting to go to the treasure trove of concentrates and edibles and wonder in the back) but hot damn that bong is a work of ART

[0018750073333]

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If you watch it you can imagine it hitting 420 all over the world that’s nice I like that.

[owlandcompanybooks]

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Yes, hella. Tell me it doesn’t feel good when you switch to colourful summer clothes after dark clothes winter

[wowsohigh]

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Well that’d be pretty nifty. You could go again!

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I don't even wear nail polish , i just wanted to say I scrolled through your blog for 90 seconds and decided to follow you because your personality seems so marvelous and I need more of that in my life even if it's just my tumblr dash , i feel like you're the kind of person who spreads joy and sparkles wherever they go :D

Holy guacamole that is the nicest message I think I’ve ever received. Like, I needed that so much right now I’m about 2cm from crying. That’s all I want to do in like, just make things a little sparkly and nice. I’m now following you because that’s the only thing I can think of to do but I also wish you hugs where you both hold on tight, pets that are excited to see you, good pizza and getting the perfect gift on your birthday. Thank you, I need that 😘🧚‍♀️👑🦄🦋🦖🦕🐡🐈🦔🌸🌈🌟✨🍭🍩🥇🎖🏅🚀🌠💿💸💎🎁🎈🎀🎊🎉❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕💝

Edit: Dammit I hit the wrong button, I meant private but stuff it, people should know your kindness 

[darkrai3-gone-deactivated202412]

when u call for ur cat n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

reblog if u agree

[polishallthenails-blog]

AGREE X 100005

My cat comes “running” when she hears me arranging pillows on the couch cos that’s the sound of a lap getting ready and she is DOWN for that.