classic lit is The Shit

Shakespeare and other gay classic lit shitposting. Retj obsessed :) Les mis blog: les-amis-de-l-a-bae-c hades and ace attorney blog: passinghyperfixations adamandi art blog: egoadamandi

[allmyglitter]

Im sorry this was too funny

[criesinsillygoose]

dropping this and running

[orlando-eyzen]

PLEASE WHAT IS THIS

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Stab a politician day!!!!

[catilinas]

hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it

if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe

[yb-cringe]

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Octavian: I hate my nemesis so much, I'll declare his birthday an Evil Day and erase his name from his family line forever!

Some nerd 2053 years later:

[joe-spookyy]

fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

[theodysseyofhomer]

[drunk girl in the bathroom voice] and then... the trojans never DID say of him "he is better by far than his father" 😭😭😭

[ancientbread]

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

[luntfontanne]

Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

[ospreyonthemoon]

I can't believe people have been performing macbeth for 401 years and we still haven't run out of sick poster ideas

[louisegluckpdf]

we're settling this once and for all. no nuance

to be

not to be

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

[nochd]

Is it nobler in the mind

to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

to take arms against a sea of troubles

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

[pseudo-boyfriend]

[princesskuragina]

The amount of hamlet your teenager can recite is in direct correlation to their deteriorating mental health. To be or not to be is a warning sign but if they're doing rogue and peasant slave too it's time seek help

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Rómeó és Júlia - musical (2005)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onSep 29, 2024

[kittycattscathy]

Oh no, I can’t believe I dropped the link to the whole show on youtube on the floor!

No don’t pick them up, they have subtitles!

[dairypropaganda]

Huh? Oh, the seemingly perpetual light behind my eyes has been fading? Oh, you just noticed? Now that you're all thinking about it you've all been noticing the light fading more and more every day? You're worried? Nah dude it's fine, don't even worry about it. What? No no come on man you don't have to. Come on guys you don't have to go get my narrative foil about it. No- come on guys im fine the light fading is normal. Oh, you're calling my foil? Ah fuck okay then.

[catilinas]

wild how catullus 51 is the only poem ever

[rosquinn]

"mutuals can ask for discord" mutuals can haunt me after they die. mutuals can paint my immortal youth in a cursed portrait. mutuals can build a 8ft tall creature in my college dorm. mutuals can watch me wake up as a monstrous vermin. mutuals can feed me soup after i commit murder. mutuals can help me kill uncle claudius. mutuals can go out with me and my girlfriend from across the bay. mutuals can hunt the beast with me. do better