PoliticallyCorrectTaco

Random Crap And Re Blogs Here. Don't Like It, Don't Read It.

[politicallycorrecttaco]

I legit had to do a double take cause I thought this guy was stapling his thumb. Seriously Tumblr

[politicallycorrecttaco]

For my 1 follower, Cheesebot, sorry I left, I forgot this site existed

[politicallycorrecttaco]

I have rediscovered Train today. Needless to say I’ve done almost nothing else but listen to them, its been a good day

[politicallycorrecttaco]

I just downed a 600ish ml bottle of cream soda crush in 5 minutes, and now I know all the answer to everything. That or I’m about to pass out

[politicallycorrecttaco]

So I just watched a Bill Nye thing for science class, and now I understand why there are so many of those crazy over edited meme videos out there. 

[politicallycorrecttaco]

You know, I think I could be a doctor. I mean how hard could it be, I already have a medicine that can fix any problem. It’s quite simple, feeling sad, baby seal pics, headache, baby seal pics. It’s free medicine baby. 

[itsapmseymour]

[logantruespoopposting]

This is just shameful advertising.

[itsapmseymour]

Explain?

[politicallycorrecttaco]

You put cute moth in the thumbnail and expect me not to click it? I mean come on, look at him, I needs to click.

[pukicho]

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

[politicallycorrecttaco]

Become a like, baby prophet or something and convince people buy into a pyramid scheme cause I hate people. 

[politicallycorrecttaco]

I need to know, why are there more than one type of piano? Like why do some have 88 keys and other have 61, why would you need such a small piano, are you hiding me from some forbidden music or something?

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

Bebi toucan c:

That is one of the cutest birds ever produced.

[politicallycorrecttaco]

I would like to boop his nose. 

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

My little brother just said he thinks apples of pizza would taste great. In your legal opinion, am I allowed to kill him?

Yes but only if he is not talking about the apple desert pizza. Those are good, but apples on cheese pizza is bad.

[politicallycorrecttaco]

Thank you very much for your help. Turns out he was talking about apples on cheese pizza, and now I am taking applications for a new little brother.

[pukicho]

Gamers love evil

[politicallycorrecttaco]

I mean like, don’t we all though? 

[toaster-official]

Ok apparently my online school wants me to do electives right now..

They have not given me elective classes and I do not know what to do

They were supposed to give me them last week

[politicallycorrecttaco]

From someone who has been in online school for like 4 years, yeah this, this is normal... just yell at your teachers and eat some snacks and you’ll do fine!

[itsapmseymour]

New casual suit came in, I feel pretty ✨

[politicallycorrecttaco]

Is it wrong that I think you look like that one really chill barista at Starbucks that lets me take my time? Cause you are giving off those kinda vibes.

[pukicho]

I’ll draw something you request in the reblog :) , just for the love of god don’t make it too complex please

[politicallycorrecttaco]

Yo can you draw like, idk, just like a super happy cat? That would be neat.

[politicallycorrecttaco]

Am Broken

I just went into a dehydrated, lazy, no productivity state cause I..... ate to many mandarins???? What??? I legit did nothing but watch PM Seymour for like 5 hours cause I ate too many mandarins, I think I’m broken...