Politician Confessions

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“I totally ship Rihanna and Brigitte Macron now”

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“Everyone in my school think their so cool if they hate Trudeau. I remember this one girl who was like "Trudeau is destroying our country by legalizing weed" I mean it's a good policy and for people who are worried about the economy should thank Trudeau because according to one poll 68% of people are feeling good because the job numbers are up.”

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“I want to tie up Jason Kander and raw fuck his ass deep with my cock from behind, making him beg for it until I finish cumming inside him.”

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“I have this huge crush for the French PM, Édouard Philippe. His voice, his beard, his smile... Moreover this little cutie is a bookworm.”

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“Mmmm....Tony Abbott in budgie smugglers”

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“I really ship Cristina Fernández de Kirchner and Mauricio Macri like Hungary and Prussia from Hetalia”

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“I want Emmanuel Macron to tie me up and fuck me hard. I bet he's a kinky bastard.”

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“Houston has a lot of diversity, but it is also home to the most vile, xenophobic politicians in existence, such as Ted Cruz, Steve Stockman, Pete Olson, John Culberson, Dan Patrick, and Randy Weber. Long list, but please expose their asses to the general public.”

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“Please don't let Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson run for President of the United States. I don't want to see the U.S. government become the fucking WWE, although it is heading that direction, sadly. If there are two WWE hall of famers back-to-back as president, Austria here I come!”

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“I seriously wonder if one can win a political duel in duck pajamas. Only Blake Farenthold, a congressman from the Douchiest City by the Sea, knows.”

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“I want a three way between JFK and Jackie K. Whilst dressed as Marilyn Monroe.”

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“George Osborne will forever be my favorite politician and chancellor. This isn't just because of gorgeous face and charming personality 😉. He will remain the chancellor in my heart forever.”

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“I want David Cameron and George Osborne to fuck me hard on the cabinet table. Clegg can join in too...”

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“Nenalyn Defensor for Iron Lady of Asia 2.0 please!”

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“Of course Donald Trump isn't into Daft Punk or Beyoncé! What did you expect from a uncultured racist president that probably likes Nickelback, Carrie Underwood, and the bro country lot?”

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“I love how cute and kind Benoît Hamon is, but I'm sure he's an awesome dom in the bed”

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“Jay Carney was the hottest press secretary, I always fantasized about him fucking me in the Oval Office and the president walk in on us.”