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i know fucking nothing about homestuck and every time i try to get a grasp on some information about it, fucking anything at all, it feels like im having a fucking stroke like i just tried to read a god damn wiki page for a main character and like its just words its just a fucking incoherent string of words it doesnt make any sense what the fuck

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what the fuck is this what does this mean what the fuck doe st hsi mean

polkaphase

Conan Edogawa is the main character in Detective Conan. He is a boy who, according to this chapter, did not receive this name until he was seven years old; however, this is just a framing mechanism. In the past, he has called himself Kudo Shinichi. While originally 17 years old, the APTX drug rejected this and settled for age 7.

#This is such a bad about page lmao #I was so tempted to make the last sentence #While originally given the name Kuroba Kaito Gosho rejected it and settled for Shinichi #what with his same face drawing and all #but I don't know if Gosho had an actual Shinichi prototype/name and I can't be bothered to properly research it #Detective Conan #MRDC #Homestuck

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hellyeahthomassanders:

Match Made in Heaven 💞 by Thomas Sanders

Both: ( singing)“ i really really really really like you (talking)As a friend”

Thomas: YES I DID NOT WANT TO DATE YOU!

Girl: *GASP* what a relief!!

polkaphase

So here’s how the Heiji/Kazuha love confession subplot is going to end

#MRDC #I'M HERE AND READY TO FIGHT #RAN LOVES KAZUHA #HEIJI HAS BEEN IN LOVE WITH SHINICHI SINCE BEFORE HE WAS A THOUGHT IN GOSHO'S HEAD

I’m going to frame this and put it on my wall and pretend nothing else has ever happened.

#MRDC #I'm not buying a no homo ticket on this #Ran loves Kazuha #Heiji has literally only ever reacted to female interest with confusion #Heiji is a gold medal winner in the Gay Olympics #And I don't want to be unduly unkind to this new girl #But 'Kazuha's love rival for Heiji' my ass #She's possessive and sent someone to stalk Heiji #And apparently it doesn't matter to her what he feels as long as she gets her way #And the fact that Kazuha reacted to the idea of having different feelings for Heiji with fear #speaks to me that she's not ready for and or doesn't want to have a romantic relationship with him #I could meta this a lot harder but suffice to say I recognize the brand of hesitance Kazuha has #and it's not one that's built on romantic feelings #chapter 983

There is nothing about this I do not enjoy.

#I am blessed #MRDC #/#//#///#chapter 981

“10 years ago”

Technology sure was exactly the same as always.

#lmao I was already losing it over the cellphones #but now the internet #let me tell you about the internet ten years ago #It was not the same as today #MRDC #chapter 974

She’s so precious. And Akai is as terrible as ever.

#Oh yeah my mom had another kid and I never bothered to follow up on that #you sure must love your family dude #MRDC #/#//#///#chapter 972

Aww, tiny children.

#MRDC #/#//#///#////#chapter 972

I should be more excited about this, but all I can think is ‘it really took you this long to remember your own memory, when you have no history of bad memory problems?’

#dude #It's a good thing I'm not Conan #because I'd have remembered immediately and Gosho would have been out of luck #/#//#chapter 971

Why don’t we have these in the US? I can’t even begin to process the amount of clothing that customers ruined with makeup stains when I worked in retail.

#MRDC #/#//#///#////#chapter 971