give me jellybeans you fuckhead
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give me jellybeans you fuckhead
Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.
kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me
does it faster when you aren't looking
That is not my name.
the new classical literature canon was just leaked. so far, we only know five entries:
-the cbat reddit post
-minecraft parkour civilization
-shawty wanna fuck
-turnabout time traveler
-r l stevenson and lloyd osbourne's hit novel the wrong box
the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god
they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam
you ever stretch so good you whimper like a faggot and just sigh afterwards
It’s a baps oot look
Item: wee ornament of an olden style wifey wi her baps oot
divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me
The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
Smash Or Pass should never be about attraction, that's what Hear Me Out is for. A Smash on Mickey Mouse is understandable, even respectable. A Hear Me Out on Mickey Mouse however, that requires a lab dissection
Opinion on the ——————em dash?
should be longer
happy pride
the fact that she revealed she lost a $3M deal to headline Wireless Festival in London for making this joke… only for Wireless Festival to then announce that Kanye West would be taking her place as headliner, face so much backlash for asking him to headline, have almost all the sponsors withdraw funding, and cancel the festival entirely is so funny to me.