Polly's Palace

My favorites are cute things and video games! Praying for a cuter future!  

[cuchuffli]

[arishmari]

2009

"Konata is visibly upset because her favorite Chinese restaurant is shut down."

[pollyedaline]

mario borthers

[astraldemise]

brought scolipede to a party with me because i need to bring him with me when i get anxious and i thought people might think it was weird but no they think hes cool as fuck

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[freakshows199]

I just wanna thank the person who put this across my dash cause I’m sad as hell but I still laughed a little

[peppermint-whiskers]

W O W

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

[little-klng]

i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[anti-terf-posts]

Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

[victorinoxghoul]

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[milf-adjacent]

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

[girlnephew]

[funnytwittertweets]

[cosmitasia-moved]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

[headspace-hotel]

I'm thinking about this post and i have decided that it is one of those things that is a poem in some undefinable way

[log6]

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

[poinsciuri]

adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately

[poinsciuri]

like bro i am just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time and you want me to work 8 hour shifts?

[forgotn1]

I am built to sit up from sundown to sunup with minimal food and less light watching for intruders or little animals that I can kill. That requires very little of what would actually be called work and a whole lot of just zoning out because my eyes and ears are naturally attuned to picking up and focusing on changes to the environment. I am not built for the 9 to 5 office world, Janet. Unless your job requires me to persistence hunt Mark for sport.

[hoodiegal]

Currently looking for jobs that let me hunt Mark in accounting for sport

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

no way in hell

[ttrpgsmoved-deactivated20240903]

hey stop being funnier than me on my own post