O HAY THAR

HERE THERE RESIDES IDIOCY

[omegaultima]

[grandtheft-autotune]

Pretty much me

[dashketchum]

lmfaooooooooo wut

[mr-awkwardly-awesome-deactivate]

the club can’t even handle me right now

[polpotofcoffee]

Hahahahshahajaha

[polpotofcoffee]

Today's workout...

...brought to you by Rammstein. Do work.

[polpotofcoffee]

If you think another country is so much better, move there.

[nodoubtaholic]

[polpotofcoffee]

Yeah, okay, post a picture. If you like another country so much, then move there. Don’t post completely skewed and misleading “statistics”. Drives me fucking nuts...

[polpotofcoffee]

Hey, I just point out stupidity as I see it. Thus is the freedom of the internet. Your post was stupid and you should feel bad.

[polpotofcoffee]

If you think another country is so much better, move there.

[polpotofcoffee]

I work out.

[polpotofcoffee]

[polpotofcoffee]

I was assigned to go track down a criminal who stole a loaded weapon. BUT THEN THEY MADE ME BABYSIT INSTEAD. I was pumped up for a whole two minutes :/

[polpotofcoffee]

Good line of travel.

You run through the desert in the middle of the night and you’re chasing a shape in the distance. You are being told “good line of travel” or maybe “adjust right”. You are running and running and its 30° or colder. You don’t feel the weight of the vest. You don’t feel the sweat soaking your hat. You’ll feel all that later when the adrenaline wears off and you start to freeze. All you feel is your cold breath in and out. All you hear is the voice in your earpiece (“good line of travel”) and the pounding of your boots. All you want to do is catch the fleeing shape in the darkness ahead.

[polpotofcoffee]

Desert? Really?

[polpotofcoffee]

Yeah I like Christmas carols that aren't in some dumb language. Sploosh.

[polpotofcoffee]

Guns have nothing to do with the underlying, internal issues that cause people to do this. In 1927, a man named Andrew Kehoe took an entire year to fill up the Bath Elementary School with dynamite. He killed over 40 people, most of them children, in what remains the single deadliest incident of violence involving schools. This sort of incident has been occurring far longer than anyone really cares to know and has taken place in countries other than the United States. These incidents have involved guns, knives, explosives. The issue (should) then become more about the mental illnesses and the hatred and darkness festering inside someone and less about the tools a person uses. But it is far tidier and emotionally simple to say “Guns are at fault” rather that “He was an aberration of the human condition. There was something wrong with him that we don’t understand and it scares us”. It is far easier to turn your head away from something complex and find the simplest possible solution than it is to look at a person, brought into this world just as we are and maybe even raised in comparable conditions, and ask “Why did this person end up like this? What caused these thoughts of violence to pulse within their brain?”. Its too frightening for people to consider so they look for the simplest bottom line. I am a proponent of sensible gun control but standing around and acting like the mere presence of guns is the sole cause of this terrible violence is naive, short-sighted, and irresponsible. Because if we don’t start understanding why this shit happens beyond the instruments used to commit these crimes, then they will simply continue happening, born of our continued ignorance.

[myfavorite4chan-blog]

[polpotofcoffee]

A few people laughed...few people cried...mostly we were silent. I was reminded of a quotation from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita: "I am become death, Destroyer of Worlds". -J. Robert Oppenheimer-

[polpotofcoffee]

"I'm a reckless maniac with a dick made of solid gold."

[polpotofcoffee]

HOLY SHIT

I AM AN ADULT NOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN OH GOD.

Signed a lease for an apartment and I've been making preparations for flying back home and then moving MORE THAN HALFWAY ACROSS THE GODDAMN COUNTRY to perform my dangerous job. A year or so ago, I was working at GameStop. Now I'm looking at an automatic raise at the end of September. This is unreal.

[frumpyfae]

[polpotofcoffee]

Lolol

[polpotofcoffee]