the afterlife of the party.

"It's hopeless, doc. I'm s i c k e r than sick." ☠☠☠☠ Indie Stretch McFadden from Casper. Private & Selective. NSFW & 18+ Content. Written by Carling. Currently on hiatus.

[midnightriider-archive]

❝You wanna start the killin’, you best start it right here. Make sure I’m all the way dead, ’cause I’ll come back and make you my bitch.❞

[meangiirl]

                         “Candy bear

                                               sweetie pie

                                                              wanna be adored

                                  I’m the girl you’d die for.”

[poltergxist]

[ Okay so… while I do plan to come back to this blog eventually, I don’t know when that will happen. I’m pretty pre-occupied with two other muses right now - one is currently active and the other’s still a WIP. When the latter of the two is finished, I plan to reblog his promo on here in case anyone is interested in following him. 

And to those of you who are still following me here on Stretch even though I haven’t been active in months, you’re the best! I don’t know how you manage to be so patient with me. <3 Anyway, if anyone’s interested in getting my Skype, feel free to ask for it! ]

[snogfairy]

but imagine, really imagine your OTP….

leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss

waking up together after their first time

as grandparents

holding hands romantically for the first time

falling asleep on the couch

staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are

meeting again after being separated for a year

being incredibly, absolutely, blissfully happy

[poltergxist]

            d u t y means doing the things your heart may well regret.

[limitlessplaylist]

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And if the lights are all out I’ll follow your bus downtown And I’ll see who’s around…

[n-haught]

I got this.

me right before doing something that I clearly do not got (via jmma-simmons)

[pixelins]

[jbbbarnes]

→13 Nights of Halloween

Can I keep you?

[webbywasaghost]

((A few of you might remember his previous version of this mix. I’ve been keeping an eye out to see when he might rerelease it, after he deleted the previous version (which was, in fact, a WIP)

I thought those of you who remembered the previous version might be pleased to hear the finished version. I know I was!))

[screenshotsofdespair]

[calikusuvedunyasi]

[tickatocka]

how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au

[oneofthebecketboys-deactivated2]

Don’t ask me to write sad things for you. I will do my absolutely best to make hurt and make you cry and then I will sit here crying and laughing because I am a horrible person.

[poltergxist]

im cold wrap ur hands around my throat

[poltergxist]

my holiday wishlist:

• christmas tree: our muses will go either to buy a tree or chop one up themselves.

• thanksgiving dinner: our muses will attempt to cook a full thanksgiving meal for their family(ies) together.

• baby it’s cold outside: the weather is all snow, leading the muses to setting up their fireplace and snuggling by it.

• black friday rendezvous: muses are both dragged by someone else to do black friday shopping, and meet while miserably waiting for their friends to finish shopping.

• mistletoe: muses are at a mutual friend’s party but don’t know each other and find themselves under the mistletoe.

• christmas miracle: muses have been trying to have a baby for a long time and finally find out they are expecting on christmas.

• christmas delivery: one muse is pregnant and has been ready to pop for a week already, and finally goes into labor on christmas day.

• family reunion: muses are family member who haven’t seen each other in years and finally reunite during the holidays.  

• furry holidays: muses find a furry friend at their door during one of the coldest days of the year.

• christmas lights: muses decide to decorate their home(s) for the holidays and go through many adventures in the process.

• snowed in: muses are in the same place and aren’t able to leave because of the amount of snow. (home, office, etc.)

• snowstorm: muses are at the airport when they find out they can’t take their flight home for the holiday because of the snow.

[poltergxist]

  friendly reminder that I follow a ton ton ton of blogs and I can’t possibly read all of y’all’s minds to figure out when/if you want to interact me, so when I post an open starter or rebagel a meme, pls go ahead and reply because there’s only so much I can do to initiate things with you all!

        thank!  (◕‿◕✿)