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[allium-alliance]

Babes I have been

Shadow banned

Please rb this if you're a hermitship blog! As I'm now hidden from tags, notifs etc.

@shippercleo @shipsymmetry @shipmonster101 @hermitshipcraft @polyhermits (I'm praying itll show that I've tagged you babes but I doubt it)

[polymcyters]

oh damn forgot i had this blog. Should I rebrand it? the only mc streams/videos ive been watching are sneegs vods. Might shift it to just a general mc sideblog with some of the shipping.

[hmshermitcraft]

Poly week theme is 👀

Nobody of the Hermits expected their Admin, Xisuma, to get into a poly relationship with Grian and Scar.

Okay, that Grian and Scar were together wasn‘t a surprise to anyone, but with Xisuma??

Only after they started being open about their relationship did the others notice how often times they all would „sneak“ into each other’s house to assumingly cuddle and sleep together.

Or how whenever one of them died, the other two were found rushing around to get to them as fast as possibly, typically with their Items in their arms. Respawning is normal but not exactly..comfortable.

Maybe they were also slowly putting together why sometimes Grian was having a hard time walking around too and needed help building more often than not..Have Scar and Xisuma always playfully fighted over Grian as well?

Xisuma and Scar has a bet going on who can make Grian unable to walk more. So far Xisuma is in the led by he also used his Admin powers to get in the led

[polymcyters]

I only just saw your spam post I am so sorry-

it's just something I do without thinking cause I like seeing what people post

again, I'm sorry-

i honestly have no idea how old this ask is but thatspam like post is so old. in truth looking back i have no idea why i was so agaisnt spam liking. of it helps i do t hold the same opinion on the matter. spam like away to your hearts content it really soesnt bother me anymore.

[ectoslab]

What if........ now stay with me here...... what if I wanted to doodle some of y’all’s hels. Would y’all send me refs? 👀

[wither-rose-circus]

Clone Fucking the sequel: Empires Edition

[give-grian-rights]

shelby's/shrub's is inaccurate a bit because she is asexual, but other than this this is the FUNNIEST FUCKING THING AND I CANNOT BELIEVE JOELS WHY

[polymcyters]

1. Nobody knows why the moon big but it sure is growing and causing earthquakes as well as funky gravity issues

2. Not sure why people are crying, that depends on what you mean

3. X-cest not canon yet 😔 but they DO have a shitton of lore now and Ex is kinda trying to control Xisuma's mind except their magic has been weakened lately so uuuuh Ex kinda being an ass towards X

4. The Boatem people are Grian, Mumbo, Pearl, Impulse and Scar and yes they are married and also a family and also a company and also a QPR and also roommates and also just every type of relationship you can think of. They already tried to start another prank war with their bussiness competitors

omgggg you are a blESSSING!

I found out the crying was bc of last life/3rd life not hc. there was hermits involved and got the two crossed lmao.

Ex being emo fills me with JOY. He can be a little bit of a shit, as a treat bc he's my little evil boy <3333333333333333

n i lied and kinda started watching the recap and i think i am going to be a boatem apologists. as of right now ive decided.

ALSO NO ONE TOLD ME HELS WAS GONNA BE THERE??? MANS!!! THEMB!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! bc of headcanons wels is unicorn, but hels is lion so i can call hels my little meow meow and no one can stop me.

[polymcyters]

im so out of touch w hermit lore why the mood big and why are people crying and also has x and Ex kissed yet. Whos part of boatem (boatom? how do you spell it??) and can i call them married yet

[give-grian-rights]

Reminders/Disclaimers for new Hermitcraft fans!

No Hermits had gone on record to state any discomfort regarding shipping. Several, in fact, joke lightheartedly about it, and/or has written fanfiction previously in their lives. No credible and public evidince has been profided to prove there’s discomfort amongst them. According to Doc, a Hermit, they dont talk about it and don’t really care

Tango is not comfortable with being drawn with horns. This opinion might’ve been redacted/changed. If you’re making fanart for the fandom, don’t worry about it, but Tango might not get it if you’re making it for him.

Iskall’s character has no gender.

The Hermits, despite being veteran players, some of which having played with him, do NOT SUPPORT NOTCH

Some Hermits are variety content creators/streamers. Don’t expect only Hermitcraft.

There is a Hermitcraft recap show that airs each week, ran by fans. It recounts the events of each week from every Hermit. Don’t stress about missing certain povs! 

The Hermits are a very organized entity. Everything is in good fun. They are all friends, they all have a say on who is or is not whitelisted, and they have active meetings to discuss matters with eachother. Never worry about it if certain Hermits don’t talk to eachother, or even if a Hermit drops off for a while. Chances are they’re still friends and talking behind the scenes.

There is a Hermitcraft Historian account! They’re going through the journey of watching every episode of Hermitcraft in order of release, from every season. SO no one else has to go through that insanity <3

The Hermits are grown adults. Most are married and/or have kids. Most creators will be consistent with their content but they do have lives and families behind the scenes.

Most Hermits stream!  And they often times will have Stream Weekends, with back-to-back streams they pass on for an entire day. They’re not mandatory and you’re missing nothing big, other than what happens between the timeskips. There’s some days coming up!

Have fun, be kind, and be respectful because the Hermits don’t take shit !

(THIS HAS BEEN EDITED. I am not an expert at the Hermits and changed/fixed what I could.)

[give-grian-rights]

over 2k notes in a day is INSANE.

A few additional things that might be good to know!

The oldest member of the server, TFC, at age 61 and an amputee (down a leg) is back and hopefully for the full season! Season 7 he had to leave for several months due to said amputation. His birthday is june 29th, and he just posted his first video for the season! Go show him some love and respect.

GoodTimesWIthScar is a disabled YouTuber and Streamer! He has a wheelchair for a mobility aid. Learn more about his disorder/disability here.

The grey-and-white minecraft cat is GoodTimesWithScar’s real cat, Jellie! he and our dear overlord, Ms Jellie, won a community event and was added to Minecraft during the village n pillage update!

Canonically, Docm77 lost his arm in a fight with Dinnerbone. after a fight, that is. He won. he killed Dinnerbone and Dinnerbone nerfed him. He got his own splashtext from winning the battle!

Before Hermitcraft, Grian had an SMP called Evo! the influence from it is in a lot of fanfiction, but watching it is not mandatory to enjoy Hermitcraft or the fanworks.

Grian is legally Lord Dreamslayer (no i am not joking)

Ethoslab, Docm77, Vintagebeef, and Bdoubleo100 were all part of one of the FIRST EVER minecraft SMP series, Mindcrack. At the very least one of the first ever to get popular. It is thanks to Mindcrack that a multitude of SMPs started, along with them, people’s careers.

Ethoslab has one of the longest running Single Player Minecraft Lets Plays, having been in the same world for about 10 years now.

I hope y’all stick around and get to make some discoveries yourselves! because oh boy are these people WILD.

[imtooaromanticforthis]

hi, i thought impulse said he was uncomfortable w shipping when asked by an artist? or was that debunked?

[give-grian-rights]

thats what i originally had listed! It seems its generally accepted that it was debunked due to apparent homophobic behaviors from the artist, the framing of the question being started with “This is a yikes one” and the vagueness of the answer. Along with the fact that a question the prefaced that one, was answered by him saying he’s okay with anything that doesn’t make him look bad.

Though there’s been claims of other Hermits stating discomfort with it, no receipts have surfaced. generally if we all continue to keep the rule of “keep this out of streaming/comment section/general view spaces” it’ll be all good.

[lastoneout]

Im a simple polyam, I see three or more idiots, I ship them together.

[lastoneout]

Fuck ship wars everyone is dating no I will not take constructive criticism

[lastoneout]

Join me in polyshipping the only thing you have to lose is your chains

[curlicuecal]

And when your polyship gets massive enough you can singlehandedly block global commerce with it

[hmshermitcraft]

About the Impulse Situation:

I’m still going to ship him, and here’s why.

The fandom spaces I operate (tumblr and Ao3) are secluded. There is pretty much zero chance of Impulse seeing the ship content I make or enjoy unless he looks for it intentionally.

The phrasing of “yeah probably best to avoid that” is vague, and could mean anything. Sure, he could mean we should avoid shipping, but it could also mean he wants people to avoid talking about shipping to him.

When Impulse became famous, he exchanged a bit of his privacy for it. By letting us enjoy his character, he gave up a bit of control. That’s something that happens to every famous character or person, be they a celebrity, historical figure, or youtuber. While I do not support showing ship material to Impulse, I think he can handle having the vaguest inkling that it exists.

Hermitcraft is my current Special Interest, and I’m not giving up shipping (an important part of that interest) because one person who is not affected by my behavior said something incredibly vague.

There will still be ship content of Impulse on this blog. If you don’t want to see it, filter out the tag #impulse tag.

[hmshermitcraft]

@torrenoia commented: have you never heard of consent and respecting others??

people like you are why i hate “shippers”

See, it’s interesting that you bring up consent here, because I don’t think shipping someone, even if they don’t like to be shipped, is in itself a violation of consent. Let me use a metaphor to express it:

If I have a crush on someone, I need their consent to kiss them, go on a date with them, et cetera. If I want to do something involving them, I need their permission. But if I want to daydream about them, talk to my friends about how lovely they are, doodle our initials together, etc, I don’t. That doesn’t involve them, and they have no way of knowing or caring if I do those things. Even if my crush turns me down, I’m not violating them by continuing to have romantic feelings for them, as long as I don’t force it upon them.

Likewise, it is a violation of Impulse’s boundaries to talk to him about shipping, forcibly show him ship content, or harass him into ship baiting. But it’s not sexual harassment to make ship content where we have reasonable assurance he won’t see. Because really, ship content isn’t for the people it’s written about. It’s for the fans.

[polymcyters]

as big as an advocate for fundy/dream i need to admit that i have an even more obscure rarepair. its corpsefox (corpse/fundy). im sorry i KNOW it doesnt make sense but i love them. Now corpse has been on the server and they fucking said HI to each other! ive been riding that high for DAYS.

[polymcyters]

adding onto this but sykkorpse is boring as fuck. like i just cant get into  it bc its all fluff aand shit. i need that ANGST FLAIR. then ill be hooked. corpsefox got that angst flair, especially with me working in my own canon of a corpse backstory.

[polymcyters]

as big as an advocate for fundy/dream i need to admit that i have an even more obscure rarepair. its corpsefox (corpse/fundy). im sorry i KNOW it doesnt make sense but i love them. Now corpse has been on the server and they fucking said HI to each other! ive been riding that high for DAYS.

[polymcyters]

wilburs "im in love with an e-girl" but its fundys version "im in love with a minecraft speedrunmer"

[polymcyters]

since the wedding isnt canon ive been making my own fwt canons in my head simce im not tied down by the dmp lore.

so what im thinking is: Wilbur still Fundy’s dad but his mom got custody so he grew up with her instead, only really seeing Wilbur on weekends and some holidays. He starts off in an interest in parkour courses/worlds/maps first, but hes not any good at them so he starts seeing "shortcuts" he can use (aka ways to cheat) and that leads him, in a very roundabout way, to coding.

well sort of, he somehow gets adopted by the 2b2c guys as a teenager and that leads him to more honest coding but i dont have that fully fleshed out yet.

i kinda wanna somewhere between then him either meet or hear about dream. bc dream was practically raised in the 2b2c server with the backstory im making for him. Dream isn't human and wasn't born on that chaos of a server but its all he knows and all he remembers.

but basically, I’m imagining through hearing about each other through others they finally bump into each other. It doesn't happen exactly right away but they end up clicking really well and then whoops slow burn crush with mutual pining.

[polymcyters]

i will ABSOLUTELY write some domestic fic of these four! i dont think id post it publicly bc hhh fear of being Percieved but i can dm it to you! i just have to learn better how to write them haha - 🌸

do whatever your most comfortable with! but just know if you dm it to me, i WILL scream (in the good way)

[polymcyters]

Dream and george were in the kitchen Once and sap turned around to see them eating fucking RAW WHEAT and theyve been banned since. Unless george wants to make soup, thats all they trust him to make. -🌸

cries. NEED a fic of them being domestic af now ;-;