( * & . A MILLION LITTLE THINGS / SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you might not have been able to save them , but you sure as hell saved me . ’
‘ you are not the best part of my life … you are my life . ’
‘ delicious , delicious . that man is delicious . ’
‘ he’s like a chocolate george clooney with a caramel gosling center . ’
‘ look at you being the bigger man . i mean , smaller bigger man . he’s taller . ’
‘ i know this sounds crazy , but that is not the worst thing that ever happened to me . ’
‘ i’m happier than i’ve ever been and i’m not playing by the rules anymore . ’
‘ it’s perfectly normal to change your shirt fifteen times before going to play video games . ’
‘ you say everything happens for a reason . i can’t find a reason for this . ’
‘ it absolutely kills me that i wasn’t there for you . ’
‘ that was one time . and i’m sober now . ’
‘ happy birthweek is not a thing . ’
‘ i truly believe everything happens for a reason . the challenge in life is to find that reason . ’
‘ it’s not that i don’t want to live . i just don’t want to live like this . ’
‘ i dare you to go steal her mic and sing ‘ ( insert song here ) ’ . your version , wrong lyrics and all . ’
‘ i have so many feelings that i can’t process because i’m too ashamed to admit that i have them . ’
‘ when i first met you , you said what you needed was a time machine . where would you go if you had one ? ’
‘ sometimes i get really sad for no reason . actually , a lot of times . ’
‘ i tried . i tried to be the man you taught me to be . i tried not to ask for help . ’
‘ you’re allowed to be angry . you’re allowed to feel whatever it is that you feel . ’
‘ i can’t do this . i can’t hurt you . ’
‘ if you’re in there , can you just knock three times please , so that i know that you’re still alive ? ’
‘ listen , i’m sorry . i tried . i can’t not care . ’
‘ not that you need my permission , but you deserve to be happy . ’
‘ you’re right , i don’t know what i’m talking about . ’
‘ i always thought the next apartment i would rent would be for us . ’
‘ i have seen porn flicks with more plot twists than your love life . ’
‘ maybe you should stop taking shots at me and get them back . or is it your plan to stand there and do nothing and lose them forever ? ’
‘ you’re always so fast to assume that it’s my fault , but guess what ? you don’t know ! ’
‘ you know what life is really about ? friendship . you and me . right here . yeah , us . that’s what it’s about . ’
‘ of course i’m scared . i thought you of all people could understand that . ’
‘ dare me to do anything and make it really hard . ’
‘ i was here , dammit , until i wasn’t . ’
‘ you can’t worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today . be here . ’
‘ it’s got to be the hardest thing i did in my life . ’
‘ sometimes you can’t do the fun thing – the thing that makes you happy . you have to do the right thing . ’
‘ whatever we did , whatever happened , we also created a life . ’
‘ how can something so small cause so much pain ?! ’
‘ the thing is i don’t have time to be angry because i have to use up all of my energy to make sure that he is okay . ’
‘ you’re not the boss of you anymore . ’
‘ slight problem . he found the pregnancy test . ’
‘ just because you’re scared , doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it . ’
‘ there’s nothing you can say to change the fact that i love you . ’
‘ this is your baby . it’s just , it’s too much . we hurt too many people . ’
‘ it’s bad enough you wrecked your marriage but don’t try to wreck mine . ’
‘ you may think you have a bulletproof relationship , but so did i . ’
‘ wow , i don’t want you to take this the wrong way , but i really wish you hadn’t met me . ’
‘ you don’t get it . i know you think i’m distant . i am just trying to survive . ’
‘ there’s a history of ‘ we don’t talk about that ’ in my family . ’
‘ as bad as it seems , there is good and you will find it . i promise . ’