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[actualdogvines]

[actualdogvines]

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[emigration]

LMAOOOOO

[youwillgetthesehandsmyfrien-blog]

idk wikihow…..that looks pretty gay to me

[paradoxicalissue]

[shittyidea]

Revolving bathroom doors

Im reblogging this tiny cat saying wow again because it is perfect and pure

[polyneutral]

concept

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[nya-kin]

Lmaoo this is so cute

[themodernisis]

“Mma ma ma ma get out” 😅

[growthandsecrets]

Yall saw how she knew she fucked up after the first “get out” and she tried to switch it up real quick talking bout some “um oh uh, I’M SO PRETTY MOMMY!” Lol, and she fell for it.

[yasmeenindigokearra]

^^😂 hell yea

[shittyidea]

A phone uncharger

[mypsychology]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage]

[botherjohnmisty-deactivated2018]

J.R.R. Tolkien‘s full name:

Jolkien Rolkien R. Tolkien

[slyandthefamilybook]

What does the second r stand for

[circleoftyrants]

Rolkientolekien

[imthe7deadlysins-deactivated201]

I’m a mess of a person but I’m loyal and I’ll love you with everything I have.

[horse-20]

set your past on fire and leave

[officialwhitegirls]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

[shittyidea]

Kidz Bop